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Topic: Alles Gute Zum Geburstag, Tarquinn!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-25-2004 01:28:25 AM
Or, happy birthday, if you prefer! Now quick, someone post some porn! And break out the Kristallweizen!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Skaw
posted 09-25-2004 01:30:44 AM
Sup duder.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-25-2004 04:18:20 AM
Happy birthday!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-25-2004 05:06:17 AM
Happy Birthday.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-25-2004 02:02:36 PM
Happy Birthday Herr Tarquin
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-25-2004 02:49:41 PM
Happy Birthday Tarquinn.
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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 09-25-2004 02:54:46 PM
I dont have my mass file of asians anymore, this is the only stuff I have anymore =(




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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 09-25-2004 02:56:41 PM
Happy birthday, Tarq
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
-"Small Two of Pieces"
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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-25-2004 03:43:14 PM
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

A funny joke for your b-day.

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-25-2004 05:12:59 PM
Happy birthday Tarquinn Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit-Barrel...
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-25-2004 07:07:12 PM
Herzliche Wünschen zum Geburtstag, Tarquinn!

Have an awesome day.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-27-2004 05:16:51 AM
Thanks alot guys!

Saturday, my birthday was quite intense. I have a cold and I was feeling rather sick, but once I arrived in the bar and had my first beer I was feeling much better. After that, alot of partying, darting, billarding, karaokeing and more, much more drinking ensued.

Good times.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-27-2004 at 05:17 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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