Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Oooh, Fortran! The future is now!
Or at least a decade ago.
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Alaan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
So what is the big wheel for?
Obviously, it's so that you can turn the wheel for maximum fastness.
I own all the Futurama DVD sets now 
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Alaan had this to say about Tron:
So what is the big wheel for?
Big Rig Racing™.
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Alaan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
So what is the big wheel for?
Speaker volume.
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Willias had time to sputter this out before being killed by someone else's ambush:
Speaker volume.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Nobody really understood why Alaan wrote:
So what is the big wheel for?
Scroll wheel!
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Drysart obviously shouldn't have said:
That picture is a hoax, by the way.
That's no fun
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ACES! Another post by Drysart:
That picture is a hoax, by the way.
I thought so.
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Ninety-nine bottles of Aury on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Aury...
And only..? And only what? And only Aury will be given a million dollars? And only Drysart will be elected president? WHAT? I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
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I'm a vampire and
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Drysart obviously shouldn't have said:
That picture is a hoax, by the way.
Yes, because that man is not my grandpa!
my grandpa helped invent the first IBM ad Univac computers
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Death of Rats's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Is that a Mac or a Dell?
It is a Mac for SURE!
*Ducks and covers*
*Had to say it* 
