Aury fucked around with this message on 09-21-2004 at 03:31 PM.
Daymn.
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Blindy wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Dude you are so bi.
LIES
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I never knew Aury spoke idiot:
LIES
Come out of the closet. No one is going to judge you here.
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Blindy enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Come out of the closet. No one is going to judge you here.
*sighs* Ok, duder. Listen.
Women are fun to look at. Breasts are fun to squeeze. That is where my attraction ends. The thought of actually taking the .. how to say.. nestea plunge, as it were, makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not trying to knock any of the fine ladies here, it just ain't for me. K? K.
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I bet Aury's Mother is proud:
*sighs* Ok, duder. Listen.
Women are fun to look at. Breasts are fun to squeeze. That is where my attraction ends. The thought of actually taking the .. how to say.. nestea plunge, as it were, makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not trying to knock any of the fine ladies here, it just ain't for me. K? K.
Not that I know from expirence, but I don't see how it could be any grosser than putting your phallus in another man's poop hole.
Also, Aury: slightly Bi. 
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Alidane had this to say about Captain Planet:
I heartily approve of this thread.Also, Aury: slightly Bi.
slightly, yes. Wholly bi, no. We'll say I'm 99.5% geared towards guys.
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ACES! Another post by Blindy:
Not that I know from expirence, but I don't see how it could be any grosser than putting your phallus in another man's poop hole.
*shrugs* At least you know the poop hole is clean*, not to mention the fact that I don't need to worry about suddenly having to pay for child support. 
Personal preference, I suppose.
*: If that's what you're going for. If you go for the.. how to say.. unclean side of things, that's fine too. Aury fucked around with this message on 09-21-2004 at 07:00 PM.
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Aurying:
*shrugs* At least you know the poop hole is clean*
Whoa, wait, what? Quite the opposite actually. They don't call it the "Hershy Highway" for nothing"
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Aury had this to say about Robocop:
the poop hole is clean
What? Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 09-21-2004 at 07:08 PM.
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Maradon! got bored and wrote this:
Whoa, wait, what? Quite the opposite actually. They don't call it the "Hershy Highway" for nothing"
You know, there's a stretch of road next to Hershey park (And all the attractions therein) called Hershey Highway.
PennDot has a sign at the start of it stating who has control of it's cleanup for the "Adopt A Highway" program.
It was a church, or something local, but I would have really laughed if it was some overly gay organization. 
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Aury fucked around with this message on 09-21-2004 at 07:31 PM.
Case in point: I can hilt my middle finger inside myself and it comes out completely clean. It does not take that much effort.
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Aury had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Uh, most gay guys have the foresight to clean themselves if they know something may be happening in the near future. It isn't diffucult.
Because those dirty, filthy women would never do such a thing. 
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Aury thought about the meaning of life:
*sighs* Ok, duder. Listen.
Women are fun to look at. Breasts are fun to squeeze. That is where my attraction ends. The thought of actually taking the .. how to say.. nestea plunge, as it were, makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not trying to knock any of the fine ladies here, it just ain't for me. K? K.
My gay friends are the same way, they love boobs. but they just don't like vagina.
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Blindy Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Not that I know from expirence, but I don't see how it could be any grosser than putting your phallus in another man's poop hole.
Have you ever had anal with a chick? Me, I 
anal with girls. but when you pull out, you don't have shit all over your dick. That has never happend to me or my friends and the only reason that would happen is cause the person your with does clean themselves enough.
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Densetsu had this to say about Knight Rider:
Because those dirty, filthy women would never do such a thing.
Shaddup, you, with your logic.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Aury obviously shouldn't have said:
Don't highlight this unless you REALLY WANT TO KNOW:
Oh god. Why the fuck did I look...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit had this to say about Pirotess:
Oh god. Why the fuck did I look...
The prostate is the male g-spot, after all.
Hate hate hate... because you can accidentally hit it with your mouse pointer.
Make me click and drag it if you want me to choose to read it, please.
Drysart, is there a way to set individual spoiler tag behavior?
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Aury had this to say about John Romero:
*shrugs* At least you know the poop hole is clean*,
Hell no, the hershey highway is bloodstream direct.
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Tal NSFW!! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Thats the thing.. now, women have asses too, and some actually like to get fucked in it. So, why cant you be Bi, and bang women in the butt, just like you would a guy? Wouldnt it amount to the same thing, really?
Because.. It's just wrong to me.
I dunno.
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BetaTested had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Booty is the goodness. And squeasing boobs is fun. The only real disadvantage to women is their monthly moodieness. Though with a flaming gay guy, you can get that too, sometimes more frequently than once a month.
*taps you on the shoulder*
not necessarily every woman gets moody at "that time of the month" - I myself, get really energetic.
*shrugs*
heheh I have a rather good shot of my ass from my cam, but I shall not post it here, for, I fear the taunting.
THE TAUNTING! BeauChan fucked around with this message on 09-22-2004 at 10:12 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Nobody really understood why Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
My tremendous ass hair is patchy because I shaved my cheeks and the rest hangs out a few inches
I don't know why, but I laughed.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
All that hair getting waterlogged and being real heavy.
Ouchies
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Death of Rats had this to say about the Spice Girls:
ok wel my ass isn't that nice, I'll admit
BeauChan fucked around with this message on 09-22-2004 at 11:20 PM.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Punky Brewster:
It's not that heavy, you pansy! Although when I shaved it it clogged up the drain big time and I had to clean it out by hand.
I was referring to your cloak of hair streaming from your crotch :-p
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BeauChan had this to say about Pirotess:
edit: oh yeah, changed my mind - you only live once
ok wel my ass isn't that nice, I'll admit
I'll take the bullet and say what's on everyone's mind.
Why
