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Topic: looking for something to do
Pixiestick
Pancake
posted 09-20-2004 12:04:11 PM
I'm stuck in an office all day with nothing to do.
All i do is come in at 645 and wait for lunch at 11, then i get to go home.
what can I do before i kill myself? i got limited internet access because it's block....
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of the VIP room. Besides, they're already dead inside.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-20-2004 12:15:20 PM
Lock the door and masturbate.
Maradon!
posted 09-20-2004 12:17:53 PM
Open the door and masturbate.

Walk through the door into the lobby and masturbate.

Pixiestick
Pancake
posted 09-20-2004 12:35:01 PM
that will prolly get me kicked out of the military
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of the VIP room. Besides, they're already dead inside.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 09-20-2004 01:26:45 PM
Runescape
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-20-2004 01:35:29 PM
quote:
Pixiestick painfully thought these words up:
that will prolly get me kicked out of the military

Then maybe you should do your work?

If you're military, and you've got nothing to do, then you're not trying. I don't care what your rank or where you're stationed--that's just a fact.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 09-20-2004 01:41:08 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
Then maybe you should do your work?

If you're military, and you've got nothing to do, then you're not trying. I don't care what your rank or where you're stationed--that's just a fact.


I wholeheartedly agree with Bloodsage for once. I don't want anyone in any military playing computer games while on-duty. I also kind of disagree with people playing games in a white-collar office, but their job has less impact then even a low level desk-jockey in the military.

Pixiestick
Pancake
posted 09-20-2004 08:52:02 PM
i actually got sent home early and decided to go to the library, study up for a klep test or 2
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of the VIP room. Besides, they're already dead inside.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-20-2004 09:59:37 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Pixiestick wrote:
that will prolly get me kicked out of the military

I put this in my sig, but I guess it has to be read in context for the full effect. I laughed my ass off for reasons that are sort of hard to quantify.

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 09-20-2004 at 10:00 PM.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-20-2004 10:02:52 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I put this in my sig, but I guess it has to be read in context for the full effect.

Why not make the sig line that says it a link to this thread?

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Ares
posted 09-20-2004 10:03:50 PM
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-20-2004 10:06:54 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Why not make the sig line that says it a link to this thread?

brillance.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-20-2004 10:24:14 PM
quote:
Make Rodent King's fight on the hill, in the early day.
Why not make the sig line that says it a link to this thread?
YOUR SIG IS TOO BIG


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Steven Steve
posted 09-20-2004 10:28:56 PM
Thanks to American heroes like you, I can feel safe
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-20-2004 10:47:26 PM
Ack! My sig was too big!! Why doesn't anyone tell me these things!?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
All times are US/Eastern
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