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Topic: A Competition of Awesomeness
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2004 11:00:07 PM
Time after time, I have asked Maradon to make an awesome thread. And time after time, after pestering him in AIM, he has given the following excuses:

MaradonXP: I'm too tired
MaradonXP: I'm out, man
MaradonXP: I'm dry, man
MaradonXP: I'm thinking about killing myself, actually

This is bona-fidely LAME. And I let him know this, but he didn't seem to care.

So naturally, I did what any greedy guy who wants an awesome thread did and got him some help. I employed Suddar and Ferret, two experts on what is awesome and what is not, to aid him.

But not only did they protest (or at least Suddar did), but Maradon REFUSED their aid! This scoundrelosity cannot be tolerated...WILL NOT be tolerated.

Maradon, Ferret, Suddar

WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

You will all compete to make this thread the most awesome thread ever. To he who makes it the least awesome, I shall spend every penny I have bribing Drysart to change your title, your date, your color, even your gender until your life is a living hell.

Drysart has agreed with me on this.

DrysartXP: I agree with Parce on this

See?

So get to it, assholes. We, the people, shall judge ye on how awesome you have made this thread. We, the people, shall see who shall be elevated to the King of Awesome Threads and who shall be used as tissue for Delidgamond.

And speaking of Deligamond, I just now decided to include him in this competition.

Now...GO FORTH, AND BRING AWESOMENESS TO THIS THREAD!

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-16-2004 11:07:44 PM
Why is this thread not NSFW?
Maradon!
posted 09-16-2004 11:09:42 PM
nem-x
posted 09-16-2004 11:18:11 PM
Maradon will lose his awesominity in 2 days.
Maradon!
posted 09-16-2004 11:19:48 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq nem-x booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Maradon will lose his awesominity in 2 days.

Did my liscense expire?

Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 09-17-2004 01:26:38 AM
To help inspire awesomeness I submit the following:

http://www.wrxfanatics.com/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=133318

(Takes a little while to load, worth the laugh.)

Ian Benjamin fucked around with this message on 09-17-2004 at 01:27 AM.

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-17-2004 11:05:58 PM
If not for Parce's initial post, this thread would suck.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
nem-x
posted 09-17-2004 11:14:54 PM
quote:
Ian Benjamin impressed everyone with:
To help inspire awesomeness I submit the following:

http://www.wrxfanatics.com/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=133318

(Takes a little while to load, worth the laugh.)


That was highly retarded.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-17-2004 11:21:43 PM
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
nem-x
posted 09-17-2004 11:24:34 PM
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 09-17-2004 11:47:03 PM
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-17-2004 11:48:18 PM
quote:
nem-x thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

Did she use "THE WEED"?

nem-x
posted 09-17-2004 11:49:54 PM
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 09-17-2004 11:54:22 PM
Thanks, nem. Now I feel bad about myself.
Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 09-17-2004 11:59:17 PM
quote:
nem-x got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
That was highly retarded.

I thought it was pretty spiffy. Besides, what's with calling things retarded just cus you don't like them oh copyright-infringing X-Men?

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
nem-x
posted 09-17-2004 11:59:55 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Zeke wrote:
I thought it was pretty spiffy. Besides, what's with calling things retarded just cus you don't like them oh copyright-infringing X-Men?

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 09-18-2004 12:05:12 AM
nem-x
posted 09-18-2004 04:04:49 AM
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 09-18-2004 03:09:09 PM
E-Thug
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 09-18-2004 03:29:03 PM
I drove over Dry Beaver Creek on my recent trek halfway across the country.

I didn't get a picture of the roadsign, sadly.

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