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Topic: I wanna be a half-dragon half-celestial dryad vampire!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-15-2004 02:11:46 AM
Cleo: anyway, i developed so much stuff about my char.
Cleo: i mean, i haven't filled it out yet, i need to ask you..but..
HairyBob02: k
HairyBob02: you're aware i might not be DM'ing right?
Cleo: basically she's a valenar elf, she worked -for- them but she doesn't have a mark
Cleo: okay?
Cleo: dude, if william does it, anything goes.
HairyBob02: good point
HairyBob02: i wanna be a half-celestial half-dragon dryad with ZZZ cup titties!
Cleo: oh, one thing i couldn't get very clear, is it just the valenar elves in general that breed horses, or is there a specific house of them?
HairyBob02: oh, and she's a VAMPIRE too!
Cleo: wtf?
HairyBob02: who dresses all in PINK
Cleo: are you mocking me...?
HairyBob02: yes
Cleo: ...nevermind then. if you're going to be like that.
HairyBob02: sorry it was really funny at the time
Cleo: whatever.
Cleo: do you want to hear my idea or not?
HairyBob02: actually, it's still funny now too.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 09-15-2004 at 02:16 AM.

Cleo
Pancake
posted 09-15-2004 02:16:11 AM
At least -ask- me if you're going to post my conversations...
nama no naka
modi no naka
katse no naka
yume no naka
sesshoumaru-sama, doko ni ruu
Jaken-sama, oo shita naite
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-15-2004 02:16:55 AM
*our* conversations!

*goes off in a frump*

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 09-15-2004 04:12:10 AM
quote:
How.... Cleo.... uughhhhhh:
At least -ask- me if you're going to post my conversations...

Nobody knows who you are and nobody cares about anything Gee says.

So it's all good.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 09-15-2004 08:41:23 AM
... oh if this was nsfw.........
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 09-15-2004 02:04:14 PM
Anybody ever tell you that you're an ass Gee?
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2004 02:58:42 PM
So if you were a half-dragon half-celestial dryad vampire, would that mean that you couldn't be in the sun and you couldn't be more than say.. 300 yards from your tree?

Add the huge titties, you would be encumbered all the time.. no flying at all.

Then you wouldn't level the same as the rest of your party either.

You might as well make a half celestial succubi.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2004 03:03:32 PM
quote:
Nae was listening to Cher while typing:
So if you were a half-dragon half-celestial dryad vampire, would that mean that you couldn't be in the sun and you couldn't be more than say.. 300 yards from your tree?

Add the huge titties, you would be encumbered all the time.. no flying at all.

Then you wouldn't level the same as the rest of your party either.

You might as well make a half celestial succubi.


Ooh..wonder if thats possible... a Half-Deva, Half-Succubus.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-15-2004 03:04:48 PM
quote:
Half-Deva, Half-Succubus

Succubus Diva?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2004 03:05:14 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Captain Planet:
Ooh..wonder if thats possible... a Half-Deva, Half-Succubus.

She would be a bad ass!

I had thought about scrapping my druid for a Succubus.. because they are so totally powerful. Yet, they are so vulnerable and can be killed so easily if you can hit them, I didn't want to risk it.

Nae fucked around with this message on 09-15-2004 at 03:07 PM.

Suddar
posted 09-15-2004 03:06:58 PM
Sounds like you were pissing her off, Gee.

gj

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-15-2004 05:16:12 PM
Dumb question time. What's a valenar elf?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2004 05:28:46 PM
quote:
Azymyth spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Dumb question time. What's a valenar elf?

An elf from Eberron. Valenar is just one of the lands they can come from. In Eberron, elves fled their giant masters millenium ago to an large series of islands to the south east of Khorvaire. Later, they sent out several waves of settlers to take over a portion of Khorvaire (now about the size of some of the other nations). The Settlers and the Island Elves have grown apart, the Island Elves think the Settlers are primative savages now.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-15-2004 05:30:02 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Katrinity wrote:
Ooh..wonder if thats possible... a Half-Deva, Half-Succubus.

Yep, but your levels would be really out of kilter compared to more "normal" members of your party.

Also, you'll have to choose either the Deva or Succubus to be the base, and then apply the Half-Celestial or Half-Fiend template for the other half. You won't have all the powers of the parent applied as a template, just the generic ones that the template gives you.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 09-15-2004 06:03:51 PM
o, how funny
Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-15-2004 06:06:20 PM
tl;dr
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-15-2004 06:47:47 PM
quote:
Katrinity painfully thought these words up:
An elf from Eberron. Valenar is just one of the lands they can come from. In Eberron, elves fled their giant masters millenium ago to an large series of islands to the south east of Khorvaire. Later, they sent out several waves of settlers to take over a portion of Khorvaire (now about the size of some of the other nations). The Settlers and the Island Elves have grown apart, the Island Elves think the Settlers are primative savages now.

Nifty. Yet another reason for me to get Eberron...
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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nem-x
posted 09-15-2004 06:48:45 PM
quote:
Drysart spewed forth this undeniable truth:
tl;dr

b&

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-15-2004 07:19:34 PM
And the most outlandish thing I ever played was a dust mephit.

Jesus christ.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Alaan
posted 09-15-2004 07:22:26 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
And the most outlandish thing I ever played was a dust mephit.

Jesus christ.


Offhand I don't think I've ever seriously used anything not in the PHB or FR books.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-15-2004 07:38:07 PM
quote:
Alaan attempted to be funny by writing:
Offhand I don't think I've ever seriously used anything not in the PHB or FR books.

Replace FR with Dragonlance and you have me. Sort of. Except for the dust mephit.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Addy
posted 09-15-2004 07:50:22 PM
lol!!!!
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 09-15-2004 07:56:49 PM
What I never got, was why everyone in D&D seems to want to play an Elf. Unless you're going with Wizard as a major multiclass, there's really no point. You could argue that Elves have longer lifespans than all other species, but unless you're playing a long, long game, even a Human character won't age noticably. +2 DEX is nice, but it comes at a cost of -2 CON, and most adventurers really cannot afford that at all.

Out of all PRaces in D&D, it seems to me that Dwarves and Humans are the best statistically: Humans are versatile and get an extra bonus feat, Dwarves get bonuses to saves vs. spells and poisons, combat bonuses vs. some enemies, +2 CON at a cost of -2 CHA, and make excellent warriors in case you want to major/minor multiclass Fighter. So, why is it that out of all the D&D games I've played, everyone has tried to play an Elf?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-15-2004 07:58:30 PM
Hey. Ruvyen.

D&D is a RPG.
A role-playing game.

You're playing a character, not piloting a mech.

Lashanna fucked around with this message on 09-15-2004 at 08:05 PM.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Addy
posted 09-15-2004 08:01:13 PM
rp reasons suk am i rite
Sean
posted 09-15-2004 08:02:51 PM
quote:
Addy stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
rp reasons suk am i rite

Given that you just got knocked unconscious by a couple losers with crossbows, I'd consider some more Con for you, little missy.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Addy
posted 09-15-2004 08:05:52 PM
quote:
Sean stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Given that you just got knocked unconscious by a couple losers with crossbows, I'd consider some more Con for you, little missy.

I like my AC.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-15-2004 08:19:08 PM
can't have a half-X, half-Y Z critter. If it's half Demon and half-Dragon, you've accounted for both halves.

But yeah I've seen people who like the challenge of stacking templates onto critters. It's ugly. Very ugly.

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"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-16-2004 04:48:13 AM
quote:
Katrinity said this about your mom:
Ooh..wonder if thats possible... a Half-Deva, Half-Succubus.

Sounds like something that could end creation.

Or possess a preacher after it escapes the clutches of its angelic captors.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-16-2004 04:58:02 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Addy said:
rp reasons suk am i rite

fag

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-16-2004 05:09:46 AM
quote:
Ferret enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Sounds like something that could end creation.

Or possess a preacher after it escapes the clutches of its angelic captors.


I see what you did there.

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