Post herein and I shall either 1) sue you for compensation for my injuries due to your tortious acts, or 2) praise you for being a friend and comrade to me and making my time here utterly worthwhile.
You'll know which when you post! Gydyon fucked around with this message on 09-10-2004 at 01:24 PM.
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Corngratulations.
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Darius! attempted to be funny by writing:
Congradulations!
*has Darius served with a summons....to a party in his honor!*
Darius, you radiate general coolness and are fun to hear from. I wish I could game as good as you. 
But I bet I could beat you at poker..... 
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Gydyon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
But I bet I could beat you at poker..... :judge:
Probably. I suck at most card games. :D :D
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Timpofee thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Whee?!
*you are served with a summons....for something*
You seem cool and people like you. I don't know you real well, but the people who like you are rarely wrong about those things so you are cool in my book.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Knight Rider:
I see Gydyon as a sort of suave kind of guy. You're a cool cat.Corngratulations.
You are served with a summons that reads....
YOU HAVE BEEN SUED IN COURT. If you wish to defend against the claims set forth in the following pages, you must take action within TWENTY (20) days after the complaint and notice are served, by entering a written appearance personally or by attorney and filing in writing with the court your defenses or objections to the claims set forth against you. You are warned that if you fail to do so, the case may proceed without you and a judgment may be entered against you by the Court without further notice for any money claimed in the complaint or for any other claim or relief requested by the plaintiff. You may lose money, property or other rights important to you.
YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS PAPER TO YOUR LAWYER AT ONCE. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A LAWYER, GO TO OR TELEPHONE THE OFFICE SET FORTH BELOW. THIS OFFICE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH INFORMATION ABOUT HIRING A LAWYER.
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HIRE A LAWYER, YOUR LOCAL BAR ASSOCIATION MAY BE ABLE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH INFORMATION ABOUT AGENCIES THAT OFFER LEGAL SERVICES TO ELIGIBLE PERSONS AT A REDUCED FEE OR NO FEE.
Nature of Complaint: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress
Factual Basis: Varied, includes unhealthy obsession with game characters
Damages Sought: $1.5M
Settlement Demand: 3 plates of chicken wings and a promise to do better in the future.
Consider your choices.
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Y.O.T.C had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You are served with a summons that reads....
YOU HAVE BEEN SUED IN COURT. If you wish to defend against the claims set forth in the following pages, you must take action within TWENTY (20) days after the complaint and notice are served, by entering a written appearance personally or by attorney and filing in writing with the court your defenses or objections to the claims set forth against you. You are warned that if you fail to do so, the case may proceed without you and a judgment may be entered against you by the Court without further notice for any money claimed in the complaint or for any other claim or relief requested by the plaintiff. You may lose money, property or other rights important to you.
YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS PAPER TO YOUR LAWYER AT ONCE. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A LAWYER, GO TO OR TELEPHONE THE OFFICE SET FORTH BELOW. THIS OFFICE CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH INFORMATION ABOUT HIRING A LAWYER.
IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HIRE A LAWYER, YOUR LOCAL BAR ASSOCIATION MAY BE ABLE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH INFORMATION ABOUT AGENCIES THAT OFFER LEGAL SERVICES TO ELIGIBLE PERSONS AT A REDUCED FEE OR NO FEE.
Nature of Complaint: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress/Negligent Infliction of Emotional Distress/Prima Facie Tort
Factual Basis: Varied, includes visual bombardment with posts concerning towel girls and general imbecility/inanery
Damages Sought: $3.5M
Settlement Demand: 10 plates of chicken wings, a 24-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, and a promise to do better in the future.
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I'll be hitting radioactive sometime in December I think... I could have sworn you were here almost as long as I have been..
We Demand More Gyd-Pice! You're like Emotion Eric, only better! 
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Random Insanity Generator thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Wow... Gyd's a member of the 'Old Fart Club' now.I'll be hitting radioactive sometime in December I think... I could have sworn you were here almost as long as I have been..
We Demand More Gyd-Pice! You're like Emotion Eric, only better!
You are served with a summons that entitiles the bearer to 5 Hostess fruit pies.
You are good people, and very funny. I look forward to most of your posts. But get a haircut. Gydyon fucked around with this message on 09-10-2004 at 01:38 PM.
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Gydyon enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
You are served with a summons that entitiles the bearer to 5 Hostess fruit pies.You are good poeple, and very funny. I look forward to most of your posts.
Woohoo! PIE!
*offers wings and beer in celebration*
I don't know what kind of chicken wings you would like so...
And I haven't talked about my unhealthy obsession in a while. I've been keeping it on the inside. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Congrag!
Congrats!
That's really neat-o!
Sakkra fucked around with this message on 09-10-2004 at 02:38 PM.
Since then, you've made quite a name for yourself on the boards, have gotten trimmed down and married(two things I wish I could do), and now you've joined the ranks of the rest of us Old-Timers.
Here's to many more years on the boards.
* offers a plate of authentic Buffalo chicken wings
Congratumalations!
/homer Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 09-10-2004 at 02:52 PM.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
*goes to cook you up fresh wings from work*
Teriyaki, BBQ, and Buffalo wings for your pleasure, as well as a plat filled with beer batttered onion rings.
for you!
But woohoo for the gilding
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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