Let's begin!
Yeah, Id get some electronic pussy.
14. Go with it, sell advertisin rights, get rich, live easy. Ive had this on a rather smaller scale and it was super annoying but I got my way with whatever I wanted, it was fun.
15. True Immortality on earth
16. Made a snuff films with the bosses daughters. Then made necrophiliac films with them. (directed, not performed. eww)
17. Life is identical, but nothing is around anymore? What? If this means I wake up in the futurama style setting then Id open up my savings account
18. Gorrilla Warfare. Not a mispelling, I find space monkeys and restart humanity through hyper evolution or something.
19. Seth Green and Robin Williams. That girl from Starship Troopers and Undercover Brother
20. Muffins. Cookies hurt my teeth.
Hire a band of wandering Heroes to take care of the job for me.
Know that the public is on my side, and easily win said court cases.
Hire hitmen.
Nope. What goes around comes around, anyways.
Depends on the sickness, and how contagious it is. Even then, I'd still be selfish. Wouldn't tell the person I'm curing, though.
Probably would be too depressed to eat.
Do my best to get out.
I'd feel like it's time to kick a ball. Time to play the game. Be in the game. All that.
Bad question. Too many theories and different outcomes, paradox or not.
Too lazy for this one.
Stunned. Maybe would abuse said change, if I could. If not, might kill myself.
Suicide, most likely.
With great pleasure.
I'd find out what I'm famous for, then abuse said position for personal gains.
True happiness without a soul.
Got a job.
Kill myself, as repetative as it sounds. Just because it would be too much of a bother to start over not knowing anyone, or anything.
If they just blew our HQ up and still seem to be in an aggresive postion, chances are they're very powerful. Flee back to earth and hide safely.
Bruce Campbell, bcause he's the man. Love interest... Some misc hot random Hollywood actress. What's so funny is Bruce Campbell.
Cookies, because they're easier to manage than muffins.
Black fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 12:19 PM.
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Remember, each question is an individual scenario. None of them are related, so you can't say things like "I'd use the blahblah I got in Question 2 to help me here."Let's begin!
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?Go and scale the castle wall and rescue my daughter and then slaughter the prince in a very inhumane way.
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?Sue them back for not paying me.
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?Order them all to be spanked by a monkey in a suit... or have poo thrown at them. One or the other.
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?get them to scrounge money for an assination, then keep it and hire a bum to take a shot at the guy with a stick of tnt... or 17
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.TAKE IT, fuck the loved one, sell the thing.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?Steak. Lots of it, all you can eat.
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?Eat the sammich and light some trees on fire.... No, thats it.
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)OH YEAAAA!!! *punt* OH NOES!! *falls over and drops his coolaid
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)I'd go back in time and give hitler a wedgie and say "It was a blonde haired blue eyed 6'4" white dude that ruined your life! What ya gona do now bitch!*would have to get a blonde wig and some big shoes....
- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark? A kermit the frog, how bout a kermit the frog. On and a naked lady belly dancer. What, I know they dont match at all.
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?Ummmm... Damn, downgrade..."
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?"SHIT!! GODZILLA IS COMEING!!!"
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?Go and see if any of the ladies actualy have working parts. Then go kill the final boss and start a lawn mowing service
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?Asking for money.
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?All the knowledge in the world and immortality. Oh and a job as death when I finaly decide im bored with life.
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?Fell asleep and hit my head on the "blow up world" button
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?Go find a job as a 20th century history teacher specializing in the 1990's
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?head strait for whoever is attacking and kick some ass/kamakazi into their reactor.
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?Sean Connery, Crazy Japanese schoolgirls!, and its a comedy me and sean connery being teachers to the college girls of azumanga.
- Cookies or Muffins? Why?BOTH, because they BOTH come with sexxy ladies.
- I'd form a band of merry men, hunt down the prince, kill him, and save my daughter.
- Deny everything.
- I'd tell them to get off my property and leave me the hell alone.
- I'd feel sorry for them, but then again, I left my job BEFORE turning in the CEO ... so.. yeah.
- I'd still give it to my dying loved one.
- WHAT? Because I took the drug for my loved one?? Anyway.. hmm.. cheesecake my Mom made.. and turkey.. stuffing.. and Quizno's.
- I'd try and get out of the swamp and save the items I have for later.
- A little less bored now that we're talking football.
- Dunno!
- A snake wrapped around an apple, a faerie, a wizard, a centaur, and a dragon.
- I'd obviously be upset, but it's better than nothing, right? So I would try and move on with my life.
- I'd be upset, and would try and figure out what the language is and learn it quickly.
- Why, I'd kick ass, I would!
- Take it all in stride, sign autographs/pictures, and casually ask my fans why they like me so much.
- Someone as my sex slave.
- Aww crap.. one of my porn stories made it into the toy catalog *face palm*
- Find out what happened to me and the world around me in the past 1000 years.
- WTF! I said I wouldn't do this! Grrr.. I'd find an inhabited planet and we'd lay low.
- Co-star: Chris Rock
Love Interest: same
What's so funny?: Football to the groin!
- Cookies! Because I've been craving something sweet lately.
Have more children
I'd give them Alzheimers and maybe they'd forget.
Ask them where they bought their suits
No, I'd scapegoat him all the way.
Hide it in my own medicine cabinet, just in case.
Cyanide capsule. WHy give them the satisfaction?
Try to find my way out, while saving the turkey sandwich to appease any possible Swamp Thing.
Frustrated, because my "How'd I learn to play" response was already anticipated.
I'd probably try to explain to a young George H. W. Bush why becoming a celibate priest will be more life fufilling than going into politics
I dunno, but they'd probably be tasteless
I'd turn back up the color settings on my monitor
Learn to read lips
I'd be comforted to know there is going to be a guaranteed love interest
I'd sell racy pictures of myself to tabloids
Satan's job position
Forgot to put coversheets on the TPS reports
I check to see if Starcraft 2 is out yet
Sanction them
My costar is Air Bud and my love interest is Cathy Bates. What's so funny about this movie is that we trick people into seeing it by only showing the celebrity cameo appearences in the trailors and advertisements so they have no idea who is really in it.
Muffin. A cookie is like a flattened, brittle muffin. Sorta. Zair fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 12:40 PM.
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Remember, each question is an individual scenario. None of them are related, so you can't say things like "I'd use the blahblah I got in Question 2 to help me here."Let's begin!
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
- Cookies or Muffins? Why?
1. Form a party of unlikely adventurers to set out on a quest to get her back! 
We'll bring back evidence to the king after the fact.
2. Offer up a free(if I was charging before) healing session as compensation, under observation by a neutral party.
3. I tell them I've invested all I care to invest with firms that I know and trust, and they can go blow a goat.
4. It depends on if they're waving guns around. But probably no.
5. Hrgh...toughie. Depends on the rarity of the disease. If only 1 in a hundred million get it, I'd take the full dose. If more than a few, like 500,000 people have the disease, I'd chance waiting on the replication process for the benefit of others who might be in this same situation.
6. Wings from Outback Steakhouse, roast beef, curly fries, and chocolate cake made by my mom for dessert. That is if I couldn't prove that I didn't kill all those people in self defense or they deserved it.
7. Find the position of the sun, and follow it to get out, eating the sandwich if I get hungry, keeping some scraps to use as bait, and if I get out, wear the change of clothes so I'll be able to hitch a ride at the nearest road and not look like some kinda swamp monster.
8. Fairly confident, if I was the kicker, I probably wouldn't have stayed on the team if I kept missing the poles.
9. I'd probably shoot John Wilkes Booth before he got to Lincoln's box.
10. Armored angel, nude elf babe, white tiger, hunter's silhouette against the moon, and crossed swords(one good, one evil).
11. I would wonder if I'd somehow gotten sent into another dimension that had the rules of a 1940's TV show.
12. Learn the language if it's a legitimate world one, and deal with it.
13. Like I'd been born for this purpose.
14. Discover what I did that earned so much publicity, and capitalize on it. Unless it's for being a gay porn star or something.
15. Probably eternal youth/immortality. As if I'd make a deal with Satan in the first place...
16. Probably kept on requiring the actresses to star in too many nude scenes.
17. Adapt, and learn how to use the nifty new technology that's hopefully been developed. And I would take the chance to get a whole bunch of new first impressions and the like.
18. This sounds an awful lot like a starfighter game...so, I'd locate what remains of the fleet, and make my way to them to organize a force to avenge the fallen base.
19. Jim Carrey, and love interest would be Heather Graham. One idea would be about Ace Ventura 3, with Ace trying to discover what experiments a shady pharmecutical company is up to with hapless critters, but he needs my help as a technology/spy wiz to get into the lab. Many wacky hijinks happen along the way.
20. If I can't have both...I'd have to go with the cookies.
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Bajah had this to say about dark elf butts:
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
- Cookies or Muffins? Why?
Okie-day...
1. Time for vengeance!
2. Not sure if I can answer this one.
3. Depends entirely on what these "protective services" are.
4. That depends. If I knew the people would react well, cheer me on, etc. then yeah, I'd tell them. But if they'd likely beat the shit out of me for getting them laid off, then I'd keep quiet. Fame is not always a friend.
5. Yes, I would. Family means much more to me than random people. I'm certain those test subjects would do the same in my position.
6. Part of me wants to say the comedy "human flesh" option. But it would really more likely be lobsters. Then, I'll get someone to save me with a big electromagnet.
7. Leave the swamp. I hate swamps.
8. Well, if my third ball is about to be snapped, I'd do anything I could to protect it.
9. I would use a flamethrower to help the cavemen discover fire... And its effect on primitive human beings. Trogdor strikes again! (Does this need a humour disclaimer?)
10. Y'know, I don't know.
11. I don't think I'd much care, really.
12. Learn this new language.
13. Well, I'd completely ignore the main storyline, instead going on all sorts of crazy hack-n-slash adventures!
14. Exploit the situation to the maximum extent possible. What else?
15. Immortality.
16. Destroyed the world. If I destroy it, whether accidentally or on purpose, then I'm no longer ruler of the world, am I?
17. Check out stuff in the new millenium.
18. I find a good tactical position, whether in space or on a habitable planet, and wait for them to come to me. Then, I kick some serious ass.
19. Me, me, and the shenanigans a large group of clones get into in their daily lives.
20. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!
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Bajah put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?
Get thrown in the dungeon for being a heretic and be executed, most likely.
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Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
Publicly threaten to quit healing anyone unless they drop their suits. I'm kind of a bastard.
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After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
I go forward with my plan of moving to Fiji.
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The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
Not unless they asked me specifically, "did you do it?"
quote:
You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
I let the loved one die and make replicate the medicine for everyone else, assuming this a large-scale illness?
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You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
Fat Cat, no mayo. And a pitcher of long island iced tea.
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You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
Follow the rule of threes. I can survive:
3 minutes without air,
3 hours without shelter,
3 days without water,
3 weeks without food.
Now since I'm in a swamp, I can assume at least a temperate climate, so 2 doesn't really apply, and I assume that I can breathe. Therefore, a source of water is paramount. Swamps are fairly crawling with bacteria, so any water I manage to capture will have to be boiled.
I would begin by finding some reasonably sturdy land and making that my home base. The next step would be to forage for scraps of wood, as I have nothing to chop with. This also allows me to get a feel for the land, and see if I can't find something to boil water in(an old, discarded metal can or pot, for example). After that, I use the lighter to get a fire going. I'll now eat the turkey sandwich, as it probably won't keep for much longer. If I've found something to boil water in, then I'll boil the swamp water. After some more wood gathering, I'll go to sleep.
The cycle would repeat for the next two days; forage for wood and something to boil water in. Failing that, I'd keep my eyes peeled for flowing river; the water there would be safer to drink than the swamp water. As a last resort, I would drink the swamp water, pick a direction and walk until I found help or died from some swamp disease.
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It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
Like I'm about to crap myself, in all likelihood.
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If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Stop Christianity from being formed, which will in turn stop Islam from being formed, and, you know, the pointless imprisonment, torture, and slaughter of countless millions of innocent people over the last two thousand years. Zoroastrianism and Judaism are far benign than the other two.
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You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
I dunno, I defer to my artist friend, who's designed at least 5 tatoos.
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One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
I'd go to the doctor immediately, because I would be unable to see the TV or computer screen, and that would drive me up the fucking wall.
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One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Guess it's time to learn the language, unless I'm poorly dubbed, as well.
quote:
You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
I'd fuck the living shit out of my spunky, large-chested female sidekick, as I suspect has always gone on "behind the scenes" in most RPGs. Final Fantasy 6 was all about double-teams and gangbangs on the Blackjack, if you ask me.
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One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
Start the talk show circuit. I've always wanted to be on The Daily Show and Conan O'Brien.
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The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
A chocolate factory staffed by high-class hookers and porn stars.
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You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
Fucked the boss' daughter. In the ass. At his mother's 90th birthday. Who knew that the ductwork conducted sound from the bathroom to the main dining room so well?
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You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
Get a job working for my great^15 grand-nephew's delivery company and befriend a foul-mouthed oh wait
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You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
Hope I've got some decent multi-gigaton weapons on the ship and begin a career as a privateer.
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You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
Parcelan is my co-star, and we're both vying for the affections of Natalie Portman as the three of us drive cross-country in the summer in a '69 Camaro SS with no A/C. The funny part of the movie is that people THINK it's a comedy, but it's really an excuse to see Natalie Portman drenched in sweat, her skimpy tanktop and cutoffs clinging fetchingly to her body, for 90 minutes. Parcelan and I keep the movie going with our usual hilarious repartee. Boris Yeltsin has a cameo in scene 26.
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Cookies or Muffins? Why?
Cookies, because they taste better with milk. Karnaj fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 03:29 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Only one thing to do. Seduce the King, and later have the Prince executed for Treason.
Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
Ignore them. To answer any accusations from the demographic I was looking to explo- ehr... help would only validate their fears.
After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
By answering the door with a 30.06
The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
Hell no. Nothing worse than vindictive (former) co-workers.
You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Don't get me wrong, I'd happily hold a weapon to a vulnerable bit while a scientist synthesized more for me
You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
Honestly, I have no clue.
You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
Wrap some of the extra clothes around a handy stick, make a torch. Start walking.
It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
Once again... like Atlas. Or now, maybe Sisyphus.
If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Hard question. It's so easy to say "Stop Hitler", or "Prevent 9/11", or whatever, but I don't believe I'd honestly do any of that. I'd try and save Jim Henson.
You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
These are much harder questions than last time! Five tattoos... hm. Let's see, a tribal spider, a couple of nicely detailed, but cutesey fairies, for the girls coming in, and I'd become known as an expert on full-sleeve work.
One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
I weep, and likely become inconsolably depressed.
One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
I try and figure out this 'new' language.
You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
I go forth, save the maiden, complete the sidequests, and save often!
One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
Begin looking at the new pop culture rags, to see why I'm so damned popular.
The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
Infinate wealth and happiness.
You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
Probably surfed to the wrong site when the wrong person was looking! ("Hermaphrodidic porn!? Are we paying you $75/hour for THAT?!")
You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
I try to adapt back into some semblance of a normal life, whatever that means, in the year 3004. 
You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
Suicide mission!! Time to take out as many as possible before they blow me to bits.
You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
Oh, let's go for a kooky fish out of water type black comedy. Co-starring Ed Norton and Juliette Lewis. They get the love angle, I get the crazy sidekick role. *sigh* I'm so unrespected in my own time.
Cookies or Muffins? Why?
Muffins. Unless they're oatmeal raisin cookies. Cause usually muffins are squishier.
Manticore fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 04:07 PM.
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Check out the big brain on Bajah!
Remember, each question is an individual scenario. None of them are related, so you can't say things like "I'd use the blahblah I got in Question 2 to help me here."Let's begin!
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?
High some mercs and get the daughter back, and tell the king to go fuck himself.
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
Try and fight them in court, then when Johhny Cochran comes to be my lawyer he can use the Chewbacca defence.
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
Assure them that the "secret stash" is safe before dropping them in pit of death.
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
No, if the movies have taught me anything its that once something like this would happen I would be taken hostage and would be chased by cars and dodge bullets and somehow fall in love with my captive.
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
Save it for replication and hope that there will be some kind of cure to save my ass before I buy the farm.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
Have Jared bring me a party sub and sing his song.
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
Save the turkey sandwhich for rationing, and try and find my bearings to find some way of getting help.
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
I'd damn well better make it, or I'm traded to the Japanese.
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Convincing the excutives at SCI-FI to continure funding for FARSCAPE. Or the more easier one, stop the fuckhead Hitler.
- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
I'll be original and create a Maltese cross! (not) I dunno, a chinese dragon that goes all the way up someones back.
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Freak out, and hope its only temporary.
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Attempt to re-enact Godzilla?
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
Kick ass, take names, defeat the boss, and have wild jungle sex with my love interest at the end of the game.
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
Familly Guy comes to mind. Where Peter wants to start his own spinoff as a retired umpire at the centre of the earth.
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
I can be a Dark Jedi and be his "Right Hand" man when I die.
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
Heh. Funny how buildings need support columns to stand up. Woops.
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
First things first, try and find a starship and become a pirate ARRRR!
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
Try and fly back to another post to warn said Alien UN of impending war.
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
I would love to have a comedy with Connan O'Brien and Andy Richter, and include a magical penguin named Hans. And the love interest would be Milla Jovovich(HAWT!)
- Cookies or Muffins? Why?
Cookies, because they don't crumble into a million pieces when they are fresh.
Lechium fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 04:40 PM.
Use my clerical abilities to curse the king until he listens to me.
Since my healing power is a gift (I assume I wouldn't be charging), I'd file to have all suits against me dismissed, because I did not actually render a tangible service.
Get as much info as possible, and carefully consider them. What else?
Hell no. It was the CEO's fault he was thrown in jail, and the company went bankrupt. If I didn't turn him in, someone else would have, or it could have gotten a lot worse before it got better.
Depends on who the loved one is.
Surf and turf, with a happy ending by a beautiful woman.
Try and light the swamp on fire. Oooh yeah.
I'd feel like I did on the last of these questions; Pumped, but secretly knowing I'd never live with myself if I blew it.
I'd stop my father from working in the asbestos lined boilers of ships.
I'd have to explain the haughty duck, and I don't feel like doing that now.
"Shit."
"djoy." That's shit, with one letter moved over on the keyboard.
Level to level 9999999, obliterate anything that moves, save the girl in a single swoop and fuck her brains out the next morning.
Start selling autographs.
That thing I went back in time for.
I had sex with a client. Then she lovingly beat me with a baseball bat.
Shrug, move on, and find new shit to do.
Hope my flight suit has bathroom functions.
I can't act.
Both.
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- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do? Sell all my possessions so I could hire assassins to go in and rescue my daughter, and slit the Prince's throat if they can while they're at it.
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do? Sue them back for label.
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond? Tell them "No thanks, I have a Chinese sword that serves me quite fine." And tell them to get lost.
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?No. Then they'd make life threats to me! Besides, the CEO was the one doing the bad stuff. He deserves what he gets.
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.I'll test out a quarter of the dose and see if that helps at all first.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it? Crab meat (which I am allergic to, and will therefore die from.
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do? Eat the sandwich, check for leeches, and find my way out (and burn off leeches with the lighter)
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)I have no idea what any of that means..
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Stop the burning of the Library of Alexandria. (the second one)- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?A phoenix, an evil faerie, a Chinese dragon, the bust of a bishonen (hehe...) and...um...a spikey mermaid.
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?Think, "Woa, this is new."
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?Pinch myself and try to wake up. Repeatedly.
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?Tear through the levels and finish with a top score of 10,000 points.
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond? Check to see if my fly is closed.
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it? Guaranteed pass to paradise.
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do? Move on to my next dream job.
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do? Throw a party.
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do? Film myself and make it into a scifi movie, one that's so great that the bad guys can't help but hire me as an entertainer.
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie? Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey.
- Cookies or Muffins? Why? Blueberry muffins because they are the shiznit.
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Trent wrote this stupid crap:One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
I go back inside and watch the news to try and figure out what the fuck just happened and probably never go out again.
*laughing...so...hard...*
Learn how to swordfight, don a disguise, and take him down!
I really dunno...
Move =p
No, I'd scapegoat him all the way.
I'd probably inform my loved one, and they'd tell me to save the others
Fried Rice ^_^
Eat the sandwich!
I'd be very very nervous, but I'd do it, and win
I don't mean to sound Corny, but seriously, I'd go back and maybe try to comfort Jesus. Or maybe FDR or Churchill in the midst of despair about WW2, reassure them that good will triumph. I just always hated to see pics of leaders on the side of good so down, you know?
Probably just symbols I make up =p
I dunno...I'd be very shocked
Try and learn the language
I'd wonder who the endboss is, not wanting to end the game
Live it up!
Hrm...toughie
Didn't follow all the rules
Start anew, learn about the past, research friends, see what's happened in 1k years.
Prepare myself
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This one time, at Bajah camp:
Remember, each question is an individual scenario. None of them are related, so you can't say things like "I'd use the blahblah I got in Question 2 to help me here."Let's begin!
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do? Cower and grieve in my thatched roof cottage as all good peasants should do.
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do? I get OJ's lawyer and take those bitches down.
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond? I saw this on Rugrats. Chaz put his money into Drew's "Ear-Wiz" and lost everything. I'll keep my money, thanks.
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them? I would tell them nothing and join the witness protection program.
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore. Eh, just give it back to science. Grieve later.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it? Whatever the hell the prison guard gives me.
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do? Eat the sandwich, walk a little to the left to find a Guns and Roses concert and wave the lighter around. Then, when I'm up from partying all night, I'll change into my clothes.
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too) Thinking of nothing but kicking the ball. I'll worry later.
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned) I really wouldn't stop anything because there would inevitably be abnormal amounts of backlash when I'd get back to the future.
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor? I am pissed because now I can't drive.
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor? I will now enjoy life to the fullest.
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this? Well...I start out staring at the save-point for hours and hours on end on account of that it is shiny. Then I go and like save the world and stuff.
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond? I'm cool with the publicity.
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it? Probably just a whole bunch of money.
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do? I would cry. I loved my store.
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do? I'm pissed that the world isn't Futurama...then I'd go play video games.
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do? MAN THE TORPEDOS!!!!!!
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie? I have no co-star or love interest because its a stand-up movie special. It's funny because I'm funny.
- Cookies or Muffins? Why? Muffins. They are more filling.
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This one time, at Bajah camp:
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?[/b]Nothing. A lone peasant can't take down the monarchy ;( Of course, if I could rally an entire town...
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
Laugh as 95% of the lawsuits don't even make it to court. Fight the ones that do.- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
Tell them to gtfo >:(- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
No.- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
What?- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
5 pounds of steak. Just to see if I could've gotten it for free if I had ever gone to one of those restaurants, you know? And if I die from forcing too much into my stomach, so be it.- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
Put on the second pair of clothes and light the sandwich on fire. Shit, I don't know. I'm not McGuyver.- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
Whatever happens, happens. If I lose, what can I do? I can't go back and change anything; just accept it. If I make it; great. Besides, it's not like the game is actually revolving around this one play. This is a small piece of the game, but it just happens to be the last piece. If any of the small mistakes from my team had been changed earlier, then we wouldn't be in this mess.- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Stop my grandpa from killing himself.- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
My tatoos would be game related and no one would ever buy them ;(- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Terrified and depressed.- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
As long as music/text is the same I'm good.- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
It would be nice at first, but would grow thin quickly (unless it were an MMO maybe)- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
hay guys whats going on???- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
I trade for Satan's soul.- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
The only way I could lose my dream job would be to be perma-banned from the entire internet. So I probably did something bad.- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
Create a new persona. The badass with a heart of gold.- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
Run to safety. Alert the masses. Let the military do their thing.- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
I don't know anything about celebrities. Not even their names.- Cookies or Muffins? Why??
Muffins are superior unless they are pit against oatmeal raisen. Oatmeal raisen just takes a rusty pipe to the back of any muffin's head. There's nothing the muffins can do.
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Out of a possible 10, Jajahotep scored a straight 1 with:
Bajah! Hurry up and post our new questions for today!
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Bajah thought about the meaning of life:
Hm. But the second set didn't seem to garner as much attention as the first set. Following this trend, the third set will suck!
You never know tho.. come on.. it'll be fun!
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Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
- Still in the Middle Ages, an evil Prince's men has killed your son and stolen your daughter. The King doesn't believe your accusations. What would you do?
Since I'd be playing the part of the goddamn creepy witch woman, I'd begin laying the curses DOWN. Those responsable, And-The-Lord-Said-esque smiting. And to those I would hire on as a tight-knit mercenary band to retreive my daughter and loot the palace while I'm at it, niceness and good tidings.
- Your healing power has made you world famous, as expected. However, several people are suing you and saying that you caused their afflictions (maybe you did, maybe you didn't). What do you do?
Go public. I'd be playing the superhero scene with what I had anyway, and I can't really avoid the media then... so I'd request tests be done into the nature of my powers, their effects, etc. I would cooperate fully with doctors and release the results. After all, *I'D* like to know how they work, exactly, too.
- After winning the lottery, you begin receiving random visits from men in expensive suits suggesting that you invest some of that money in their protective services. How do you respond?
Wholeheartedly agree! In fact, I'd inform them that their idea is so fantastically good that I've already acted upon it, at which point I'd call security.
- The CEO has been arrested for embezzlement, trade fraud, and various other charges. The company has gone bankrupt and is laying everyone off. Lots of your coworkers are worried about taking care of their families and the job market is flooded with people looking for work. So far no one knows you're the one who turned in the CEO and causing their sudden job loss, but you've overheard people making idle threats about the CEO. Would you tell them?
Well, my plan from the beginning was to ask their counsel on it all the way, so I'd assume they'd already know. For the sake of the question, though, I'd... trickle. Tell one or two close acquaintances in the company, as a big secret, tell them exactly what happened. If the reaction's good... let it free.
- You're in the middle of the complex, medicine in hand. However, there's enough only for one dosage (for your dying loved one). Would you still take it? Keep in mind if you do, all the test subjects will now be without and if you give any up for replication elsewhere, you won't have enough for a full dosage anymore.
Jank it. Time might be tight, but I'd make for whoever could reproduce the stuff and quick. Hire a rogue doctor, a scientist outside of North America, anyone, and get them to reproduce the stuff. Give it to mah love, then give it back. The secret's out, but... I feel nothing. Nothing at all.
- You've been found guilty of 50 counts of first degree murder. You're sentenced to lethal injection, but the night before, you're given your final meal. What is it?
Giant birthday cake with Carl in it.
- You find yourself in the middle of a swamp with a lighter, a turkey sandwich, and a change of clothes. What do you do?
Since my clothes tend to suck as it is, tear off a hem/sleeves/whatnot, jank a branch, and make a torch, and find my way the hell out. Munch the sammich for food on my way, but the main thing is navigating a path to less uncomfortable/leech-filled terrain.
- It's the Super Bowl and your team is on offense. There's 5 seconds left on the clock and your team is down by 2 points. You're a kicker and it's the 4th down. You're 40 yards from the uprights and the play for a field goal has been called. You're in. The ball is about to be snapped. How do you feel? (Enough with the "How'd I learn to play" crap, too)
Pretty goddamn nervous. I've got no confidence whatsoever in my sporting abilities, and I don't think that'd change, so I'd be going "oh my FUCKING GOD!!" internally a whole lot.
- If you could go back in time to help any one person through a life-changing event or put a stop to something that happened, what would it be? (Has to be -something,- paradox be damned)
Take Early Nicole, make her finish school. Yes, I've considered all the paradoxes and all, and that's the most... un-paradoxy thing that NOT doing it serves no one, either in wisdom or possible crap prevented, in my life. So yeah.
- You're given a job as an exotic tattoo artist. What are 5 tattoos you'd design as a personal trademark?
1: I've actually designed this, and it looks badass: a longsword, pointed down, wound about with a vine and a chain that fans out at the top into two skeletal chain/vine dragon wings. Meant to go over the shoulderblades and down the spine.
2: Two bird-wings, slightly cartoony, with fanned feathers. Able to be done in any color as well as black and white. Small, as they're meant to be tattooed over the temples.
3: A circle-design of a black-and-white winter landscape, a bare, black tree coated in white, snaring the wide summer sun in crooked branches, built up snow and iceforms everywhere, just the hint of the air frosting...
4: A tall, winding tree, with a trunk like a rope, wound about with its own tight-close branches and bits of hanging moss and clinging vine, fanning out over the shoulderblades after climbing up the spine. The whole thing alive with hidden, clinging lizards, multitudes of them, once you pull them away from the actual tree.
5: Trogdor.
- One morning, you discover that, though not blind, you can see no color at all. Everything is in shades of grey. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Freak out. Less so than complete blindness, but still, agh. Then probably write about it, 'cause I assume that condition's pretty rare and I'd want to get it down.
- One morning, you discover that, though not deaf, you hear everything in a language you don't recognize and also slightly 'off' sync with the person's mouth. Your life is now bad dubbing. How do you react, aside from wishing to see a doctor?
Well, I'd like to learn the language, before I do anything.
- You find yourself inside of a real-life RPG game (not LARP, but like actually in one). You have a huge two-handed sword that you can swing with ease, there's save-points, mini-bosses, sidequests, the works. How do you handle this?
GO HOG-WILD. Take advantage of the plotholes and bad dialogue to manipulate and worm my way to abject political and temporal power, to the point where the villain would only WISH he were me.
- One day, you go outside and everyone seems to know who you are. They take pictures, wave, ask for autographs, the works. It's like you're suddenly extremely famous, but you don't know why. How do you respond?
Bask, while using conversational manipulation to find out exactly WHY I amm famous. Then just manipulate.
- The phone is ringing. You answer it, it's Satan. You agreed to sell your soul in exchange for something. What is it?
Power. Not your typical monetary or political power, as both of them are transitory and... ordinary. Occult power, magical power, SUPERPOWER, of the extremely flashy and mutable sort. The kind that can't be refused or denied, that doesn't run on belief, and that could again make me a superhero. Mwah
- You manage to LOSE your dream job in the most unredeemable way possible. What did you do?
Laze.
- You wake up from a coma to find that it's 1000 years later and while life outside appears to be identical to how you remember it, nothing you knew is around anymore, places or people. What do you do?
Mourn. Then, again, go hog-wild. I missed a lot of opportunities I can snatch up this time around, and there's a lot I need to learn.
- You're in outer space, piloting starships for this Alien UN. While you're out on routine patrol, the HQ is attacked and blown to smithereens. Now it's just you and your navigator. You know they'll be looking for you next. What do you do?
First off, try to establish some sort of alien or earthly place which can serve as a sort of home base. Hide, for a bit. Wait until it blows over. Then adventure!
- You get hired to star in a new comedy movie. Who is your co-star? Who is your love interest, if different? What's so funny about this movie?
Co-star and love interest: Seth Green (quiet, I think he's cute). Plot: A supervirus being developped as a sort of superpowerful, hyper-virulent chemical weapon escapes before it can be completed. It reproduces extremely fast and infects the world in a blink. The result is catastrophic: Every woman on earth dies. Except for me. I play the most sullen, bitchy, intentionally-unattractive man-hating dyke ever written, and now I am placed in sole responsability for the future of the human race. Black comedy
- Cookies or Muffins? Why?
Gonna be lynched for this, but muffins. They generally cost the same, but there's a lot more muffin, generally speaking, than there is cookie. Plus, you can put a lot of fruits in muffins while you cannot put them in cookies, and you can put almost everything you can in cookies into a muffin. Mmm, muffins.
