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Topic: Hey let's make fun of Mortious
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-31-2004 11:23:23 PM
He drinks tea and eats crumpets

lol

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-31-2004 11:24:14 PM
wuts a crumpet?

Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-31-2004 11:25:11 PM
He smells like moist armor.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-31-2004 11:25:55 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough's fortune cookie read:
wuts a crumpet?


It's what they call biscuits because they use the word biscuit for cookies.

They're stupid like that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-31-2004 11:29:19 PM
Mortious plays a Politician on a video game

lol

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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 08-31-2004 11:50:23 PM
His Politician makes a million credits a day if he logs in or not..

HAHAHA

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
nem-x
posted 08-31-2004 11:51:53 PM
l o l s w g colon parenthesis
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-31-2004 11:54:05 PM
Mort is dumber than Han shooting first.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-01-2004 12:05:26 AM
quote:
From the book of Mr. Gainsborough, chapter 3, verse 16:
wuts a crumpet?


Cricket? CRICKET?! Nobody understands CRICKET! You gotta know what a CRUMPET is, to understand CRICKET.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 12:08:35 AM
Mortious and Arttemis are gay

lol

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Cleo
Pancake
posted 09-01-2004 12:18:01 AM
"Crumpet" is a more appetizing-sounding word than "biscuit." Biscuit sounds fatty...
nama no naka
modi no naka
katse no naka
yume no naka
sesshoumaru-sama, doko ni ruu
Jaken-sama, oo shita naite
Maradon!
posted 09-01-2004 01:12:47 AM
quote:
Cleoing:
"Crumpet" is a more appetizing-sounding word than "biscuit." Biscuit sounds fatty...

"Crumpet" sounds like a small old person who farts a lot.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 01:15:11 AM
You guys are ruining this thread
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*Tal*
Pancake
posted 09-01-2004 01:23:59 AM

BUKAKKE!!!!!
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 09-01-2004 12:35:54 PM
quote:
Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
"Crumpet" sounds like a small old person who farts a lot.

HAHAH i laughed WAY too hard at that.. HAHAH

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-01-2004 12:38:37 PM
I would rather make fun of Delidgamond. I think Mortious is neat-o.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-01-2004 12:48:09 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say:
I think Mortious is neat-o.

Nae = One of the best people I know, and beautiful too.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 09-01-2004 12:49:50 PM
Delid is from Canada.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-01-2004 12:50:21 PM
Canadia isnt a real country.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 12:55:10 PM
Mort is British! MORT IS BRITISH

JOLLY GOOD!

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-01-2004 12:59:31 PM
quote:
Delidgamond stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Mort is British! MORT IS BRITISH

JOLLY GOOD!


And this is my henchman, Irratic Work. He is quite lethal with his belt buckle.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 09-01-2004 at 01:00 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 09-01-2004 08:22:17 PM
quote:
Delidgamond was naked while typing this:
Mortious and Arttemis are gay

lol


D:

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 08:25:00 PM
quote:
Rockstar games presents; Arttemis;
D:

Ferrel has comic! She will prove!

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-01-2004 08:28:03 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Nae = One of the best people I know, and beautiful too.


Deli is bald omg lolzorz

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 08:29:30 PM
quote:
Nae stopped masturbating to porn to say;


Deli is bald omg lolzorz


Bald is beautiful

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-01-2004 08:42:55 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Delidgamond wrote:
Bald is beautiful

You are not Patrick Stewart.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-01-2004 08:44:18 PM
I am Aaron Paccione a.k.a Patrick Stewart++
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Skaw
posted 09-02-2004 12:25:40 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and *Tal* was all like:
His Politician makes a million credits a day if he logs in or not..

HAHAHA


Oh boy, virtual money D:

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 09-02-2004 09:25:21 AM
quote:
Nae spewed forth this undeniable truth:
You are not Patrick Stewart.

*snickers* You still know bald is beautiful Nae!

http://www.bloodfin.net
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-02-2004 11:44:31 AM
Don't make fun of him. He might smell a bit, but that's because he's a northener
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-02-2004 11:47:26 AM
quote:
leckzilla! likes the cock and also said this;
Don't make fun of him. He might smell a bit, but that's because he's a northener

He's British! I'll make fun of him, you and Niklas all I want!

Jolly good govna! Would you like some fish n chips lass? Bloody hell!

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Peter
Pancake
posted 09-02-2004 11:53:48 AM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Robocop:
He's British! ....

Being Canukistainin, Doesn't that make you like a 1/4 British? Like don't you have the Queen On your money?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 09-02-2004 12:08:17 PM
quote:
Skaw thought about the meaning of life:
Oh boy, virtual money D:

Based on what you talk about in IRC, your life revolves around FFXI. WTF?

Waisz fucked around with this message on 09-02-2004 at 12:09 PM.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-02-2004 12:36:53 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler had this to say about the Spice Girls:
*snickers* You still know bald is beautiful Nae!

..but not Deli bald!

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