I'd like to thank my brain for this award as if it had been there, this achievement would not have been possible.
Why this sudden burst of self-insultation, you might ask? I tell you.
Cysa had loaned me his DVD of "Clerks" not too long ago. Hilarious, of course. It had been a while, so yesterday he told me he was gonna pick it up. I was gonna be at school or work all day so I told him to pick it up from Burger King.
Today arrives. I forget to bring the DVD. Cysa is forced to return home with nothing in his hands except a crappy hamburger from the heat chute as compensation for my idiocy. BUT THE FUN DOESN'T STOP THERE!!!
I decide about 45 minutes ago to drop the DVD off at his house myself. I get directions and get to his house fine. I give him the DVD, walk back to my car...and find that it is locked. The key is in the car. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! Not only are the keys still in the ignition...but the engine is running. Also, my radio is on and the brights are blazing. I AM A COMPLETE MORON. The only thing that isn't on in my car is the AC. (Thank god)
So, Cysa gives me a ride home and, luckily, my Mom has a set of keys. (Which is fortunate because my dad is in Michigan at this time.) She asks me what the hell I've been smoking to do this, gives me the keys and Cysa drives us back to his house. I get in the car and, obviously, an eighth of a tank in the truck is gone.
The Moral of the Story: Don't be stupid.
I keep an extra set of keys in my wallet now. 
I have locked myself out of my house more times than I can count.. I don't think I can remember ever locking myself out of my running car though. It probably has happened though. I can be a real dingbat sometimes.
Sounds frustrating.
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Monica's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
I did that once, but um, it was at my house and my mom got home from work like 10 minutes later.I keep an extra set of keys in my wallet now.
Due to this suggestion, I am now taking the "Valet key" (It works on the ignition, but not the back hatch or the glovebox.. whatever) and putting it safely in my wallet next to the two dollar bill I have.
Of course, after doing this, I shall lock both my wallet AND keys in the car after getting fast food, since I keep my wallet out. It's a bitch to get your wallet in and out of your pocket in jeans with the seatbelt on. 
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From the book of JooJooFlop, chapter 3, verse 16:
That could only be funnier if you also somehow managed to run yourself over.
He isn't Khyron.
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Dr Cysa got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
He isn't Khyron.
Locked myself out of the house twice. One time, it was during winter after it snowed in the early morning. I went upstairs to the top deck to take pictures of the snow on the trees, and I was still wearing the clothes I slept in. I was lucky that there was an extending ladder for me to use, else I would have had to jump down to the lower deck. The snow would have broken my fall though, lol.
Extendo-retracto-keychain-belt-clip to win!
Try HARDER next time!
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Maradon! was listening to Cher while typing:
I've never locked my keys in my car.Extendo-retracto-keychain-belt-clip to win!
My car beeps at me annoyingly if I open my door with the keys in still, the dome light also flashes
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Maradon!'s little brother wrote this stupid shit:
I've never locked my keys in my car.Extendo-retracto-keychain-belt-clip to win!
Yes. Car beeping also helps.. though only if you don't bypass it by un-inserting the key fully... then forget to take them because you have a lot of other stuff in your hands.. D:
What? No, it didn't happen to me recently.
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OtakuPenguin's account was hax0red to write:
My car beeps at me annoyingly if I open my door with the keys in still, the dome light also flashes
My car beeps at me also, but it must be out of my frequency of hearing or something because I never notice until -after- I shut the door...
My truck on the other had, well the little plastic latch on the rear windows is cheap and easily forced open.
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How.... Peter.... uughhhhhh:
MY Old VW Rabbit Had a nearly foolproff method to keep you from locking your keys in, the driver side door could only be locked from the inside if closed, or with the key from the outside.My truck on the other had, well the little plastic latch on the rear windows is cheap and easily forced open.
That's the way my old BMW is. It's an 82. One of the few 'nifty' features it has. The only power option on it is power side view mirrors, and power brakes, no joke. No anti-lock brakes, no power steering, no power locks, no power windows, didn't have a CD player, the A/C doesn't work, and at the moment, the engine is dead and sitting in several peices in my garage.
I know people at my school who would litterally shoot themselves before they owned a car like mine. Fucking whimps. Not to mention they wouldn't be able to drive a stick in the first place.
