The whole time Im kinda skitterish so y dad tells me to stop being a a fucking pamsy and t not jurse infrot nof the doctor, since I skioped out of him last time.
Anyway, now I have blblue feet like my frien stan the crayola brand crayon imitation..
yy
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Nae said:
Why are your feet blue though?
hey jse a blie gauze for soeme reason, was weird because they leak dotut some pasty goo stuff that /Iwiepne on a counch.
Stan is the ctazy i won at the count y fair, Ge is hkickaassser.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Out of a possible 10, Elvish Crack Piper scored a straight 1 with:
WE (royal we) got this anti-methuselah thingie, and I took it with a BK cremesammich. Those are tasty, but doughy egg. Still good. Bacon pubes in a huuge way.The whole time Im kinda skitterish (like the zerg!) so my dad tells me to stop being a fucking pansy and to not jerk off in front of the doctor, since I skipped out on him last time.
Anyway, now I have blue feet like my friend Stan, the crayola brand crayon imitation.. (even I have no idea wtf this means).
gfg
Best translation I could come up with.
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Elvish Crack Piper's fortune cookie read:
WE got this anthhehasol thingie, and I took it with a BK crasaintwish. THose are tasty, but ntenouph egg. Still good. Bacon pwbs in a huuge way.The whole time Im kinda skitterish so y dad tells me to stop being a a fucking pamsy and t not jurse infrot nof the doctor, since I skioped out of him last time.
Anyway, now I have blblue feet like my frien stan the crayola brand crayon imitation..
yy
*blank, confused stare*
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ACES! Another post by Bajah:
WE (royal we) got this anti-methuselah thingie, and I took it with a BK cremesammich. Those are tasty, but doughy egg. Still good. Bacon pubes in a huuge way.
The whole time Im kinda skitterish (like the zerg!) so my dad tells me to stop being a fucking pansy and to not jerk off in front of the doctor, since I skipped out on him last time.Anyway, now I have blue feet like my friend Stan, the crayola brand crayon imitation.. (even I have no idea wtf this means).
gfg
I think that's right, except it looks like "not enough egg" to me, and "bacon pwns/owns"
I had a dbl of the breakfast thingies at BK, and they double everything except the egg, so its mostly just dry b acon :-/
jurse = curse
Not jack off :-/
Heh
Sorry everyone. I wasnt myself earlier 
