As such, I have created this thread to find out who, exactly, is loyal to the Church of Drysart and his divine Oligarchy and who is a nefarious heathen who will burn in hell.
So please, post here to see if you are worthy of either being a part of my Holy Inquisition or to put yourself before my judgment and see if you shall be saved by purification of fire.
Please note, that some of you have already been elected to be part of my staff. Read your position below.
Rosaline: High Torturess & Dogwalker of Gus
Diadem: Inquisitor of Pain
Ja'Deth: Inquisitor of Boring Stories and Comic Book Trivia
Mortious: Inquisitor of Weird Probing and Tickling
Callalron: Inquisitor of Lecturing and Shaking of Head
nem-x: Inquisition's Mascot
Now, put yourself before the Inquisition and before the OverDrys and pray for Salvation.
Black fucked around with this message on 08-29-2004 at 09:17 PM.
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Black Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You carry the taint of the Scourge.
I appoint you as Inquisitor of Bizarre Personal Questions.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:Does saying that turn you on?
I alone love Mr. Parcelan. I alone tempt Mr. Parcelan:
I appoint you as Inquisitor of Bizarre Personal Questions.
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Katrinity thought about the meaning of life:
Ooh, can I be the Inquistor of Refreshments?
Perhaps...if you weren't SECRETLY PLANNING TO OVERTHROW DRYSART AND PUT THE COOKIE MONSTER INTO POWER!
Mortious! Take her to the Parcelanic Depths.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Mortious! Take her to the Parcelanic Depths.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ctrl-Alt-Del wrote:
Okay, that's it.
If anyone replies with only smilies or something equally retarded, I assign them to the latest inquisitor: Snoota, Inquisitor of McDonald's.
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Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Hey waaaait a minute, you promised I could help out with the Inquisition this time around and I don't even see my name listed in the initial list
Oh fine, fine, you big whiner.
You are hereby promoted to Inquisitor of Talking About Your WoW Character.
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Out of a possible 10, Mr. Parcelan scored a straight 1 with:
Oh fine, fine, you big whiner.You are hereby promoted to Inquisitor of Talking About Your WoW Character.
That doesn't make sense. You talk about yours a lot more than I.... ooooh, i get it.
*Bajah grabs Parce and stuffs him into the Iron Maiden, then slams the door shut!*
This is what happens when you talk about your WoW Character too much! Repent!
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Bajah had this to say about dark elf butts:
That doesn't make sense. You talk about yours a lot more than I.... ooooh, i get it.*Bajah grabs Parce and stuffs him into the Iron Maiden, then slams the door shut!*
This is what happens when you talk about your WoW Character too much! Repent!
Yeah, except you can't do that to the High Inquisitor.
You're demoted to the Inquisitor of Woe Is Me.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Liam - "Caitlin: You terrify me, but in a good way."
It's not something people hear about.
"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"
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Xyrra had this to say:
So far, I'm not impressed.
Mortious probes Xyrra. Weirdly.
