You know those people found on the couch in front of the TV, too obese to move?

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Pvednes

Lynched

posted 08-28-2004 02:20:06 AM

Well this is the flipside.

Skeleton found in front of TV

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Led

*kaboom*

posted 08-28-2004 07:26:12 AM

That TV show he was watching must have really given him a boner.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-28-2004 12:05:42 PM

.... They Send someone to evict, after 2 years of no rent?!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.

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Cleo

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posted 08-29-2004 04:34:02 PM

quote:
This insanity brought to you by Led:
That TV show he was watching must have really given him a boner.

-_- Dork.

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Jaken-sama, oo shita naite

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-29-2004 04:49:18 PM

Led has turned to the Mightion Side.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 08-29-2004 05:24:19 PM

quote:
Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
That TV show he was watching must have really given him a boner.

I'll give YOU a boner...

Wait, does that even sound threatening?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Abbikat

Tastes best with pudding

posted 08-29-2004 05:51:40 PM

I cant believe folks didnt notice after a week or so.. surely the smell would have alerted them?

oh... wait... France... no showers... and an unholy love of excessive garlic... they all smell like that anyway...

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 08-29-2004 05:53:08 PM

quote:
ACES! Another post by Abbikat:
oh... wait... France... no showers... and an unholy love of excessive garlic... they all smell like that anyway...

Garlic is Italy. I don't believe the French have much love for it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Abbikat

Tastes best with pudding

posted 08-29-2004 06:05:47 PM

quote:
JooJooFlop stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Garlic is Italy. I don't believe the French have much love for it.

Its either garlic or onions... they often ride around town in their striped shirts, wearing their berest, with a whole string of the stuff around their necks, kinda like a Hawaiian Lei..

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 08-29-2004 06:07:26 PM

Probably onions. The French are the only people I know that have made onions into a soup. *gags*

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Nicole

The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods

posted 08-29-2004 07:53:40 PM

quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Pirotess:
Probably onions. The French are the only people I know that have made onions into a soup. *gags*

Finally, someone agrees with me that that crap is vile. I have a few boxes of the onion soup of death sitting in my freezer, and they are not coming out unless there's a food drive or something.

We Italians get the garlic. S'the only reason I'm not all vampire-happy and crap, no more garlic for me

I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

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Peter

Pancake

posted 08-29-2004 07:58:08 PM

quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about (_|_):
Probably onions. The French are the only people I know that have made onions into a soup. *gags*

That soup is only bad is you do not eeat it with the Bread and Cheese they way is should be.

Now Cream of Onion Soup is vile, good thing the only place I have ever seen that is Outback.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 08-30-2004 12:18:29 AM

quote:
A sleep deprived Peter stammered:
That soup is only bad is you do not eeat it with the Bread and Cheese they way is should be.
Now Cream of Onion Soup is vile, good thing the only place I have ever seen that is Outback.

"Cream of" soups are almost all horrible.

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*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Random Insanity Generator

Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 08-30-2004 01:00:42 AM

quote:
Death of Rats had this to say about Knight Rider:
.... They Send someone to evict, after 2 years of no rent?!

Something similar was reported to have happened to a guy in Germany.

The reason they didn't come knocking for 18 months? His rent was auto-drafted from his bank account. When the bank FINALLY started bouncing the drafts, the landlord became curious. They supposadly knew the day of death from the open tv guide sitting in his lap.

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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 08-30-2004 01:42:47 PM

Must suck to be so pathetically alone that no one notices your death for multiple years.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

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Peter

Pancake

posted 08-30-2004 02:04:35 PM

quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
"Cream of" soups are almost all horrible.

cream of potato is good, if you make sure you toss in bacon and chease into it.

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Death of Rats

Pancake

posted 08-30-2004 02:14:35 PM

quote:
This one time, at Random Insanity Generator camp:
Something similar was reported to have happened to a guy in Germany.
The reason they didn't come knocking for 18 months? His rent was auto-drafted from his bank account. When the bank FINALLY started bouncing the drafts, the landlord became curious. They supposadly knew the day of death from the open tv guide sitting in his lap.

I have never heard up taht, I hope we have that here

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