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Topic: I ph3@r the Simple Life.
Cleo
Pancake
posted 08-28-2004 01:10:46 AM
I'm not sure if it's noteworthy, but last night I watched the Simple Life, with Paris Hilton and Nicole...something...you know, the rich spoiled brat girls, for the first time, and I was horrified. Moreover, I totally didn't get their "charm"--why do people let them get away with the s**t that they do? I saw the episode at the beauty parlor, and when they were waxing that guy's back, he was screaming with pain. I think I even saw them rip off skin a few times. Yet all they did was get a minor, half-kidding scolding by the owner? If I was the owner, rich or no, I would have laid it out to those two heifers until they were drowning in their own crocodile tears. I also don't understand why males in particular let them do so much. At most, they respond to one of Nicole's trademark weird, forward questions like "do massages give you hard-ons?" with uneasy laughter. Again, heifers...crying...yeah.

So, I guess, my poll question is...whom of you are actually turned on, or at least amused more than angered by this sort of behavior in those girls? Or does their behavior not affect you, but you're attracted to their looks (what looks)? It's just something that's been bothering me since I watched the show...and I'm really interested to see some responses. Thanks.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-28-2004 01:52:44 AM
Im fairly sure reality tv isnt that popular here.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-28-2004 01:53:12 AM
Personally, I'd like to see a show with them stranded in Jordan, or somewhere similar, without their money. That would be much more entertaining, and not make me want to vomit.

Pvednes fucked around with this message on 08-28-2004 at 01:54 AM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-28-2004 01:54:14 AM
Do annoying, anorexic, spoiled teenagers turn me on? No. No, they do not.
Addy
posted 08-28-2004 01:55:41 AM
They probably don't punish them too harshly because 1.) They're celebrities and 2.) Free publicity.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-28-2004 02:05:22 AM
I never watched that show, but I think they are both stupid cows from what I have heard about them.

A friend told me that they watched it once and some chick had them watch their kid. They lost the kid by playing hide and seek or some shit. They tried to cook dinner by putting a metal pot in the microwave.

They are stupid.

Cleo
Pancake
posted 08-28-2004 02:58:17 AM
quote:
Nae was listening to Cher while typing:
I never watched that show, but I think they are both stupid cows from what I have heard about them.

A friend told me that they watched it once and some chick had them watch their kid. They lost the kid by playing hide and seek or some shit. They tried to cook dinner by putting a metal pot in the microwave.

They are stupid.


OMG O.O

Well, it just goes along with my lifely mantra: "You can have every dollar in the world, but you still can't buy brain cells (yet)."

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-28-2004 04:18:52 AM
I wrote a huge LJ rant about the same subject not too long ago.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-28-2004 04:23:11 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I wrote a huge LJ rant about the same subject not too long ago.

That was the greatest thing I've ever read.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-28-2004 07:15:34 AM
I saw maybe one episode. Words fail me how ridiculous it is.


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Steven Steve
posted 08-28-2004 04:35:10 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough was listening to Cher while typing:
Do annoying, anorexic, spoiled teenagers turn me on? No. No, they do not.

Annorexic? Nicole is a short little fatty, at least. It also pisses me off how she says "loves it" all the time, like she's some sort of comedic genius for repeating the same eccentric fucking thing over and over.

LOVES IT! ~_^

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Maradon!
posted 08-28-2004 09:23:22 PM
quote:
x--AddyO-('-'Q) :
They probably don't punish them too harshly because 1.) They're celebrities and 2.) Free publicity.

3.) Just like survivor, it's all staged

Mod
Pancake
posted 08-28-2004 10:13:52 PM
I blame reality TV and 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'.clones for making TV completely unwatchable. Instead of licensing movies channels now simply stick a c-grade celebrity, 5 people they picked in the supermarket parking lot three goats and a camera into a box and turn it into months of 'entertainment'.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-28-2004 10:21:20 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Nae said this:
I never watched that show, but I think they are both stupid cows from what I have heard about them.

They are stupid.


Damn straight. Plus Paris Hilton is twig girl.

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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-28-2004 10:23:30 PM
quote:
Mod Model 2000 was programmed to say:
channels now simply stick a c-grade celebrity, 5 people they picked in the supermarket parking lot three goats and a camera into a box and turn it into months of 'entertainment'.

So, you've seen Big Brother too huh?




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Mod
Pancake
posted 08-28-2004 11:01:28 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Abbikat was all like:
So, you've seen Big Brother too huh?


At least two variations of it and / or those damn casting shows are on here every evening, I'm not joking when I say that I don't even bother turning on the TV any more and just rent DVDs.

Oh and a special degree of hate is reserved for those channels that put who fucked whom in Big Brother up as headlines in the evening news. Hey guys, today Osama was Captured, Bob stubbed his toe, cursing wildly in the aftermath and also the government was overthrown by radical neutrals.

Mod fucked around with this message on 08-28-2004 at 11:03 PM.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Cleo
Pancake
posted 08-29-2004 04:23:06 PM
quote:
Verily, Fazum'Zen Fastfist doth proclaim:
Annorexic? Nicole is a short little fatty, at least. It also pisses me off how she says "loves it" all the time, like she's some sort of comedic genius for repeating the same eccentric fucking thing over and over.

LOVES IT! ~_^


"Loves it?" In the episode I saw, she must have said "That's hot," at least a dozen times. And I meant Paris was the anorexic one Nicole -is- a little fatty, and the fact that she dresses like a slutty little girl only makes it funnier.

nama no naka
modi no naka
katse no naka
yume no naka
sesshoumaru-sama, doko ni ruu
Jaken-sama, oo shita naite
Cleo
Pancake
posted 08-29-2004 04:25:25 PM
quote:
Mod had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hey guys, today Osama was Captured, Bob stubbed his toe, cursing wildly in the aftermath and also the government was overthrown by radical neutrals.

That's pretty much the gist of it. But there are enough stupid people with cable out there to keep it popular...and America, being a capitalist country, promotes wealth over quality.

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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-29-2004 06:26:06 PM
I can't remember what episode I saw, but they were in a meat shop in the deep south and when they were trying to make some sausages it was like watching two monkey's at the zoo if you threw a cell phone at them. Dumb and Dumber instantly comes to mind.
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Ares
posted 08-29-2004 07:35:21 PM
The Hilton sisters have the bodies of two pubescent boys.


They must go through a lot of bandaids..

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