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Topic: ATTN: Hot womens
Maradon!
posted 08-21-2004 10:09:04 PM
Recent discussions with cookie monster have reminded me that I need a hot girlfriend.

Applicants may begin lining up. Note that I can be neglectful and selfish on demand (I know hot chicks dig that sort of thing).

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-21-2004 10:11:25 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Maradon!
posted 08-21-2004 10:14:33 PM
quote:
Delidgamonding:

So deli, what makes you think you're qualified for the position as my hot girlfriend?

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 08-21-2004 10:17:19 PM
I'll take the rejects!
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 08-21-2004 10:17:19 PM
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Maradon!
posted 08-21-2004 10:20:39 PM
Bane and Deli, I thank you for you application. We'll call you.

*files them in the cylindrical filing cabinet*

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-21-2004 10:44:14 PM
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 08-21-2004 10:51:00 PM


cause i like you i guess we can share mine

Cookie Monster fucked around with this message on 08-21-2004 at 10:51 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-21-2004 10:59:46 PM
Cookie Monster does look like a girl.
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-21-2004 11:03:03 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Cookie Monster does look like a girl.

Wait, its a guy?


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-21-2004 11:12:52 PM
quote:
Holden had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Wait, its a guy?

According to Maradon.

Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 08-21-2004 11:16:47 PM
Cookie monster is most definitely not a guy. She's a hot chick with huge boobs and a nice ass.
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-22-2004 12:02:11 AM

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Maradon!
posted 08-22-2004 12:09:39 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelaning:
According to Maradon.

Cookie Monster is a guy, and the chick in his sig pic is, naturally, not him.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-22-2004 01:53:17 AM
Hihi.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-22-2004 01:56:25 AM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-22-2004 02:07:37 AM
Maradon gets all the gay men
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
nem-x
posted 08-22-2004 08:12:52 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
Cookie Monster is a guy, and the chick in his sig pic is, naturally, not him.

Wouldn't that mean that a b& is in order since the user profile pic is not a real pic of him?

b& b& b&

Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 08-22-2004 02:38:09 PM
my profile says im a guy. and i changed it anyways, but i have absolutly no idea what

b& is.....

to alek: fuck you buddy

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2004 02:40:09 PM
quote:
Cookie Monster had this to say about Punky Brewster:
my profile says im a guy. and i changed it anyways, but i have absolutly no idea what

b& is.....


Say it out loud.

Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 08-22-2004 02:50:41 PM
hey thats kinda mean.


*chops everyone in the throatthen runs away before retaliation*

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-22-2004 02:52:45 PM
quote:
Cookie Monster had this to say about pies:
hey thats kinda mean.


*chops everyone in the throatthen runs away before retaliation*


It's mean, and in the rules when you upload a User Image.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-22-2004 03:28:53 PM
Why you using that picture of her anyways? o.O

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Cookie Monster
Pancake
posted 08-22-2004 04:50:47 PM
when i used to read this forum me and her were fooling around and ishe sent me that picture and i thought it was funny.


but i just started going here again and ive been too lazy to switch it.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-22-2004 05:33:28 PM
Maradon does not call afterwards.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-22-2004 06:11:47 PM
quote:
Cookie Monster enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
when i used to read this forum me and her were fooling around and ishe sent me that picture and i thought it was funny.


but i just started going here again and ive been too lazy to switch it.


omg! that sig's been used - by redmage... a while ago.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-23-2004 01:08:22 AM
I'd apply, but when it comes to sexuality I'm straight as an arrow, but a little longer.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-23-2004 01:11:56 AM
The sausage to vagina ratio in this thread proves one thing: Maradon is far more desirable to the men than he is to the ladies. And why not? He looks like a cuddler.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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