email (msn):bloodwraitheqtheseventhhammer@hotmail.com
aol: Awstin Mehj0rs
I'm probably even more bored.
Spicy was big, burly and strong. His pipes were gigantic,
and so was his schlong!
From city to city, running around,
always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye,
big as a house, just the right size.
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt,
Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt.
The piper delivered his best pick-up line,
thought to himself, this beast is all mine
The portly young lady could stand for no more,
grabbed his cojones and went for the door.
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights.
Spicy was in for one hell of a night.
He said that he loved her, he'd always be true.
But Mr. McHaggis, I've barely just met you
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes,
neither had looks or appropriate size.
He came to his senses, thought to himself;
At this time at night, I won't find nothing else
He took off his shirt, She lifted her skirt,
They pulled out his unit and started to play,
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy, Spicy
One night at the pub, a girl caught his eye,
big as a house, just the right size.
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt,
Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt.
The piper delivered his best pick-up line,
thought to himself, this beast is all mine
The portly young lady could stand for no more,
grabbed his cojones and went for the door.
Three packs a day he'll smoke 'til he dies,
Spicy McHaggis, One hell of a guy!
MSN: One_Dumb_Bastard@hotmail.com
I don't use much else. my ICQ and AIM rarely get checked.
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Cookie Monster had this to say about Punky Brewster:
email (msn):bloodwraitheqtheseventhhammer@hotmail.com
Aren't you the person that came here and was saying "lol drys sux" and then he gave us your password and we got on your hotmail and stuff about a year ago?
Or am I just thinking of a similar email?
AIM: Gaerith
MSN: Kyle05101@Yahoo.com
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Lechium had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
MSN: disposable_hero2@hotmail.com
I've had that hotmail account since I was 12!
You want to know something scary?
I don't live that far away from alliston.
HAHA
quote:
BeauChan stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You want to know something scary?I don't live that far away from alliston.
HAHA
Que?
quote:
Snoota came out of the closet to say:
Hi.
Hahahah. I wonder if the school ever followed up on that. Drysart fucked around with this message on 08-21-2004 at 11:14 PM.
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Lechium had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Que?
Barrie!
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BeauChan probably says this to all the girls:
Barrie!
Que?
