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Azizza had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dear god did this movie suck. I can not remember hating a movie more than this. By the time it was over half the people who had come to see it were gone. I wish I was one of them. I want that bit of my life back.
Yeah, it looked very craptacular.
I just wonder how the hell you can make a 2 hour stretch of that.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
What the hell possessed you to even go see it? Don't say curiousity. Curiousity made people see Blair Witch.
My friend Abe wanted to go see it. So His wife, me, and our friend Glenn went with him. He is not allowed to choose a movie ever again. EVER! I think his wife made him sleep on the couch last night LOL.
Definitely a movie to miss.
How'd they manage that. (Knows Nothing about Lost in TRanslation.)
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Lechium was listening to Cher while typing:
I just wonder how you can turn an experience such as this and turn it into a two hour movie.
What do you mean? Sharks don't just attack anything they see. In fact, they're probably nature's most vicious scavangers. The "smell" of blood in the water is what mostly draws them, and they tend to pray on already wounded creatures. A person in such a situation, even with sharks in very close contact, is more likely to drown than get attacked by a shark. Unless they start to annoy it.
It's why shark attacks are so rare, despite the fact that thousands of people a day swim in beaches with sharks well within the area.
I mean, you can't exactly swim up to one and pet it and cuddle it, but unless it is really, really starving or you start making way too much noise in the water, a shark is more likely to leave you alone than not.
And Lost in Translation was filmed in 27 days, according to IMDB. Snoota fucked around with this message on 08-22-2004 at 01:17 AM.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
That's a bummer. I thought it would be good, just because "being trapped in open water" is a big phobia of mine.
Let's go canoeing.
They both had the dead / injured fish tied to their waist. 
-Tok
Floridian Seals are easy to immitate!-Tok
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Toktuk had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Floridian Seals are easy to immitate!
-Tok
I bet Florida would have seals if it wasn't for the danmed 'cuda. nasty fuckers.
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Verily, Toktuk doth proclaim:
The last 2 shark attacks in Texas were both on people who were wade fishing.They both had the dead / injured fish tied to their waist.
-Tok
Funniest Sharkbite Ever
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Plus, while the low-budget look worked for Blair Witch (giving it a realistic sense and feel that takes advantage of certain human fears), I got the feeling that Open Water had more the "realistic" feel of a National Geographic documentary.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Blindy painfully thought these words up:
How did they make a two hour movie out of the story of castaway?
It' not a two hour movie, the run time on the movie (without trailers) is only 80 minutes.
And, the thing that made me not like it, call me a sucker but They both die in the end. He gets bitten in the leg, it gets infected or SOMETHING that's not explained and the next morning he dies. She lets him float away and watches as the sharks pull his body under and chow down. Then, she commits suicide
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OtakuPenguin was listening to Cher while typing:
And, the thing that made me not like it, call me a sucker but They both die in the end. He gets bitten in the leg, it gets infected or SOMETHING that's not explained and the next morning he dies. She lets him float away and watches as the sharks pull his body under and chow down. Then, she commits suicide
It's possible that the shark bite nicked a big artery in his leg or something and he just bled to death. But yeah, that ending sounds entirely craptacular.
I was looking for Exorcist times, but it wasn't listed yet for some reason 
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From the book of Bajah, chapter 3, verse 16:
I was looking for Exorcist times, but it wasn't listed yet for some reason
They're probably trying to stop people from actually seeing it. It is worse than the two sequels. I didn't think that would have been possible.
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Snoota had this to say about Punky Brewster:
They're probably trying to stop people from actually seeing it. It is worse than the two sequels. I didn't think that would have been possible.
WTF. I thought it was great. Much better than the sequels and worthy of the Exorcist Title.
