Caela fucked around with this message on 08-18-2004 at 12:23 AM.
SNORT SNORT
It's not something people hear about.
Happy birthday!!
and as you already know, your present's on the way!
Thank you all.
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Xyrra had this to say about Tron:
[QB]*gets out the special spanking gloves!*
Those the ones with fishhooks sewn into the palms?
Trent.
I was going to do the whole "Happy Birthday" thing, and be like everybody else, and wish you to be happy today. Fuck that. Happiness one day a year is not what its all about. Hell, Happiness everyday of the year isnt what its all about. In fact, both are damned near impossible. No day is ever totally happy. There will at least be a moment where its not so fuckin great. Like everything will be going just hunky fuckin dory, when you go to sit down, and take a dump, and the tip of your dick hits that cold ass water. Theres nothing happy about cold ass toilet water hitting your dick. But I can honestly wish you an unsucky day, and so I shall.
Unsucky Birthday, you old fuck.
Tal
<snuggles and feeds Trent a cookie>
I WRITE GOTH POEM FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Now for my semi-famous Goth song!
Pout.
Pout, let it all out.
These are the things we're crying about.
Goth on!
I'm crying for you!
Goth on!
YAY TRENTYCAKES!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Thank you.
Bajah, your new goth poem rocks like Barney Fife on crack.
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Trent attempted to be funny by writing:
You've all made me smile.
Gasp!
Happy Birthday.
YOUR LIFE IS A CROTCH!!!
I love you like old bubblegum loves the bottom of my shoe.
Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birrrrthday! Happy Happy Birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! Lick, grope,
Genericgirl fucked around with this message on 08-18-2004 at 04:45 PM.
Edit: Needed to put one more in.
Smile more - you're a great guy.