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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 05:54:00 PM
Did you hear the new Star Wars villain will be played by a country singer? They're calling the character Darth Brooks.

Your turn.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Demos
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 07:13:57 PM
So two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One of them says "Hey hold on a sec, I think I lost an electron." The other replies "Are you sure?" The first atom says "Yeah, I'm positive."
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-12-2004 07:17:11 PM
George Lucas.
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Ares
posted 08-12-2004 07:45:58 PM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
So two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street. One of them says "Hey hold on a sec, I think I lost an electron." The other replies "Are you sure?" The first atom says "Yeah, I'm positive."


That one made me giggle.

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Chugga
Pancake
posted 08-13-2004 12:24:54 AM
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Sean
posted 08-13-2004 12:28:24 AM
Daikatana.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-13-2004 11:56:26 AM
quote:
Doomie had this to say about dark elf butts:
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Dood, the third guy joke has been waaaay overused.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Adria
Pancake
posted 08-13-2004 04:40:19 PM
"Cool! A 'Life'! Where can I download one of those?"

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-13-2004 05:33:20 PM
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-13-2004 05:42:57 PM
You shouldn't use the word "fag", Delphi. You might hurt someone's feelings.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-13-2004 05:46:57 PM
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Blah blah blah Mr. Gainsborough blah blah blah...
You shouldn't use the word "fag", Delphi. You might hurt someone's feelings.

You went and translated it, it's not my fault you got offended.

It's like hiding something in spoiler text, only with more work then just highlighting it.

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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-13-2004 09:36:32 PM
quote:
Sean stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Daikatana.

is it wrong that i laughed the most at that and not all the other jokes?

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Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-14-2004 11:44:04 AM
Ok i've got one, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks!
(ba doom ching)
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-14-2004 11:46:08 AM
quote:
Y.O.T.C said this about your mom:
is it wrong that i laughed the most at that and not all the other jokes?

Yeah, that was the only thing I laughed at too =p

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-14-2004 11:50:37 AM
quote:
Private Part had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Ok i've got one, a blonde and a brunette walk into a bar, the brunette ducks!
(ba doom ching)

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-14-2004 11:12:49 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted.

That's not a geek joke, its a blonde joke.

Just put it in binary or l33t or something. THEN its a geek joke.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-15-2004 06:44:39 PM
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Mr. Gainsborough obviously shouldn't have said:
That's not a geek joke, its a blonde joke.

Just put it in binary or l33t or something. THEN its a geek joke. :rolleyes:

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Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 08-15-2004 at 06:45 PM.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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