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Topic: The 'classic' forum game.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-08-2004 03:53:16 PM
I'm bored. I'm very bored. And the last 'forum game' thread I read, ended up being stupid and dying early. So, let's play the ORIGINAL forum post game! The classic, the one that started it all! Sure, it's not new, but it's always fun and it's been proven to flow rather well!

NAME THAT QUOTE!

You must name both the ORIGINAL SPEAKER(S) of the quote, and the show/movie/game/whatever it came from. When you make your guess, also post a new quote of your own, so that the game keeps moving!

I'll start :

"That is not water." "Black blood of the Earth." "Whatcha mean? Oil?" "I mean, black blood of the Earth."

(Two characters speaking, either character's name will work here )

Khyron fucked around with this message on 08-08-2004 at 03:53 PM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-08-2004 03:57:23 PM
Jack Burton and Egg Shen in Big Trouble in Little China.

Here's mine.

quote:
Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-08-2004 04:00:47 PM
Dan Akyrod in Ghostbusters. Can't remember his character's name, though.
quote:
"Well, yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great halls and... evil times."

"And why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come, sing me a song."


Two people.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-08-2004 04:06:24 PM
quote:
Black wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Dan Akyrod in Ghostbusters. Can't remember his character's name, though. Two people.

Hobbit dude (I can't remember whether it was Pippin or Merry) and Steward of Gondor dude (Denethor? I'm horrible with names) from Return of the King.

quote:
No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!

Sakkra fucked around with this message on 08-08-2004 at 04:06 PM.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-08-2004 04:08:42 PM
quote:
Sakkra wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!

Colonel Sanders, to Dark Helmet, in Spaceballs

quote:
What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

Khyron fucked around with this message on 08-08-2004 at 04:09 PM.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-08-2004 04:28:52 PM
Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.

quote:
Man: What knockers!
Woman: Oh, thank you doctor!
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-08-2004 04:33:41 PM
Gene Wilder and Madeline Kahn(I think) in Young Frankenstien...


quote:
Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-08-2004 04:58:34 PM
George(Johnny Depp) - Blow

quote:
I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, specially since I rule.

Dr Cysa fucked around with this message on 08-08-2004 at 04:59 PM.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-08-2004 05:02:36 PM
Randall, Clerks

quote:
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-08-2004 05:12:44 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Xyrra:
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."

Death Becomes Her. Lisle Von Rhuman.

quote:
I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day.

(Hint : Not a movie )

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-08-2004 08:02:46 PM
C'mon, I know there are people who watch this show who should know what it is
Sean
posted 08-08-2004 08:13:14 PM
quote:
I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day.

Kryten(?), Red Dwarf.

quote:
"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lashanna
noob
posted 08-08-2004 08:29:02 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Tron:
[QB][/QB]

Usual Suspects, Verbal Kent Or maybe... KEYSER SOZE?

quote:
It's lonely being a cannibal. Tough making friends.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-08-2004 08:36:39 PM
quote:
Lashanna had this to say about Knight Rider:
[QB][/QB]

Is that one from Ravenous...don't remember the name of the guy.

quote:
"Do you like Sex and Travel?"
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-08-2004 10:54:39 PM
OP's is from The Mexican...I wanna say brad pit, I wasn't really paying attention I just remember hearing that line.

quote:
Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Sepia
Pancake
posted 08-08-2004 11:11:33 PM
quote:
Dr Cysa stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:



A kid in Freddy vs. Jason!


quote:
I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it, you want to sell it!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-08-2004 11:14:20 PM
Old school Jurassic Park there, Sepia

I add:

"How's it look?"
"Looks clear."
*scene passes*
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looked clear."
"How about now?"
"Looks clear."

Two people, should be easy

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-08-2004 11:18:32 PM
Riddick and some random guy in Pitch Black.
quote:
Walking through forests of palm tree apartments - scoff at the monkeys who live in dark tents.
Down by the water hole, drunk every friday. Eating their nuts, saving their raisins for Sunday.
Band name is fine. And google is for losers.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-09-2004 11:27:26 AM
quote:
Black had this to say about Knight Rider:
Riddick and some random guy in Pitch Black. Band name is fine. And google is for losers.

Bungle in the Jungle - Jethro Tull.

Eerie thing is, it was on the radio this morning, that's why I remembered.

Here's an easy one.

quote:
"What kind of fuse is that?"
"Cannon fuse"
"What the hell do you use it for?"
"My cannon!"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-09-2004 11:50:44 AM
Tremors! (Michael Gross and Kevin Bacon, I believe)

quote:
"You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-09-2004 11:55:06 AM
quote:
Verily, Xyrra doth proclaim:
"You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies."

Omg, yes you can!

It was from Edward Sissorhands.

quote:
"Is he dead?"
"That's the problem. He was dead to begin with."
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-09-2004 12:30:30 PM
Some kid and Ichabod Crane in SLEEPY HOLLOW#$^

For John Waters fans:

quote:
"Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever want you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I! HATE! YOU!"
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 08-09-2004 12:38:39 PM
Uh..some lady from Desperate Living, can't remember her name.

quote:
Person 1: Hey (name), You think that bird thing helped?

Person 2: "No, No I just wanted to see if you'd do it. Cute shorts."



Holden fucked around with this message on 08-09-2004 at 12:39 PM.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 12:44:12 PM
Lethal Weapon 4 I belive


quote:
They'll fix you. They fix everything
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-09-2004 12:45:55 PM
quote:
Holden had this to say about Tron:
Uh..some lady from Desperate Living, can't remember her name.


Lethal Weapon 4

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lashanna
noob
posted 08-09-2004 01:04:49 PM
quote:
Peter had this to say about (_|_):
They'll fix you. They'll fix everything.


RoboCop. I'm embarassed I knew this.

quote:

"You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth?"
"Everybody does."
"I dig her, and I've never said this to you before about any girl. But she could be, could be, could be, could be the girl of my fucking dreams."
"You're not from Ohio.
"I know."

Lashanna fucked around with this message on 08-09-2004 at 01:05 PM.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-09-2004 04:19:12 PM
Vanilla Sky

muahaha

quote:
The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-09-2004 04:38:54 PM
Johnny Depp's Narration in Blow

quote:
"When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 04:49:47 PM
Peter in Office Space talking to the Bobs

quote:
HOLLYWOOD!
HOLLYWOOD!
Lashanna
noob
posted 08-09-2004 05:23:59 PM
quote:
Peter had this to say about Matthew Broderick:


...I'm sure there's multiple movies where Hollywood is shouted twice in succession.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Bloodrose
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 05:25:28 PM
quote:
From the book of Peter, chapter 3, verse 16:
Peter in Office Space talking to the Bobs


quote:
Lashanna had this to say about dark elf butts:
...I'm sure there's multiple movies where Hollywood is shouted twice in succession.

The sad thing is the only movie I thought of when I saw that "quote" was the begining of Orgazmo.

~That which yields, is not always weak~
Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 07:29:03 PM
"Here's the pulse, here's your finger far from the pulse jammed straight up ur @$$, Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Lashanna
noob
posted 08-09-2004 07:35:00 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Private Part said:
"Here's the pulse, here's your finger far from the pulse jammed straight up ur @$$, Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

...Uh

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-09-2004 07:47:34 PM
quote:
Private Part had this to say about Punky Brewster:
"Here's the pulse, here's your finger far from the pulse jammed straight up ur @$$, Say would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

Brodie from Jay and silent bob strike back.


quote:
I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 08:23:31 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Lashanna wrote:
...I'm sure there's multiple movies where Hollywood is shouted twice in succession.

A Visual Aid. Classic movie.


Also Cysa thats a Buffy quote? I cheat of course.

quote:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig

Easy one there

Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 09:36:04 PM
Clint Eastwood, Man with no name

First Person: " we call drugs at seventy fourth street baptist church, we call a sinny sin sin"

Second person " well round here, ya'll ten harmen in the westa we call this here a lil twinny twin twin (n bomb)"

One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Alaan
posted 08-09-2004 09:38:34 PM
quote:
Private Part thought about the meaning of life:
Clint Eastwood, Man with no name

First Person: " we call drugs at seventy fourth street baptist church, we call a sinny sin sin"

Second person " well round here, ya'll ten harmen in the westa we call this here a lil twinny twin twin (n bomb)"


I always wonder why people use quotes stupidlylike that.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-09-2004 10:19:25 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Private Part said:
Clint Eastwood, Man with no name

First Person: " we call drugs at seventy fourth street baptist church, we call a sinny sin sin"

Second person " well round here, ya'll ten harmen in the westa we call this here a lil twinny twin twin (n bomb)"


Isn't it 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly'? Not Man with No Name. Though that is his character's name, but you totally missed the movie title. Yuo = wrong!

Yours, is Friday. Convo between Reverend and Smokey.

Now, my next one.

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

Khyron fucked around with this message on 08-09-2004 at 10:23 PM.

Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 11:15:25 PM
quote:
Isn't it 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly'? Not Man with No Name. Though that is his character's name, but you totally missed the movie title. Yuo = wrong!

Yours, is Friday. Convo between Reverend and Smokey.

Now, my next one.

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."


My bad about 'The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly' thing, but i'm a Mel Gibson fan so i know this one. Its Mel Gibson, Mad Max.
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
Private Part
Pancake
posted 08-09-2004 11:16:40 PM
"Good luck with the floor (person name) i gave you the same 6 minutes you gave me"
One by one, the penguins
steal my sanity
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