Bah, lame that they got fired for it.
Besides, it's not that unusual for odd things to end up batter-dipped and put in with frozen chicken. Remember the chicken head mcnugget a little while ago?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."