Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake
Vallo fucked around with this message on 08-06-2004 at 01:21 AM.
Happy B-day Lesage. Hope your b-day is filled when everything you could ask for. Luv ya girl.
Uyulala
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Doomie had this to say about Captain Planet:
Happy birthday lady I know little to nothing about.
I echo this statement.
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Uyulala thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Vallo that poem is really depressing.Uyulala
S'meant in jest, though I suppose it could be taken elsewise
<spreads the cookie lovings around>
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Much Love,
Not Dude Lesage fucked around with this message on 08-06-2004 at 02:03 PM.
Still always, Not-Dude.
It's your birthday its your stupid birthday, its your birthday and boy your really old!
It's not something people hear about.
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Lesage had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Thank you all! LOL even though you don't really know me (with the exceptions of Vallo and Uyulala) ya'll are good people. I may not post very much but I do visit this place almost daily and usually die laughing at something. That pictures thread has induced more fits of laughter (not at ya'll generally, though there is something about Parcelan in a shiny fedora that's just nifty) than anything I've read in a while.
...I should sign all my posts as "Not-dude" now.Much Love,
Not Dude
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
