These questions are all able to be answered cleanly and should be so as that's the entire point but at a glance your boss won't likely give two shits about that fact.
Without further ado...
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs
What does a dog do that you can step into? Sheds
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? Almond Joy Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 08-05-2004 at 02:26 AM.
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? Aunt
What does a dog do that you can step into? Pants
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? His last name.
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ACES! Another post by Vallo:What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? Dollar bill or other bill
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Old one - Firetruck
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? Punt, Runt, Aunt, Bunt
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? Fork
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Last name
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Vallo had this to say about Duck Tales:
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
-- TalkWhat word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
-- FiretruckName five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
-- Aunt, Bunt, Hunt, Punt, RuntWhat four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
-- ForkWhat four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
-- GritWhat is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
-- His last name
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Vallo said this about your mom:
Not sure if it'd actually be NSFW, but I figured I'd veer onto the safe side.These questions are all able to be answered cleanly and should be so as that's the entire point but at a glance your boss won't likely give two shits about that fact.
Without further ado...
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?talk
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?legs
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?money
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?firetruck
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?Aunt, Runt, Bunt, Punt
What does a dog do that you can step into?pants
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?fork
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?candybar
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?grit
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?last name
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This insanity brought to you by Gadani:
A dog does pants?
It doth pants like a dog.
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From the book of Elvish Crack Piper, chapter 3, verse 16:
What does a dog do that you can step into? Pants
You can't step into heavy breathing...
Drools would be the trigger word.
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Vallo impressed everyone with:
What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
Pork 
