EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Idiot driver of the day picture
Cherveny
Papaya
posted 08-04-2004 01:17:38 PM
Canadian double decker bus that ignored height restriction signs, and tried to make it under a bridge.

Didn't quite make it.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-04-2004 01:20:59 PM
Manjusri
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 01:54:01 PM
fruity indeed, quite. mmm yes quite. pip pip tally ho.

the british are coming, the british are idiots

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-04-2004 01:57:58 PM
I didn't know we had double-decker buses here in Canada!
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-04-2004 01:58:51 PM
quote:
One thousand monkies on one thousand typewriters would eventually write what Ruvyen said;
I didn't know we had double-decker buses here in Canada!

Excuse me? Pelase tell me you aren't Canadian.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Ares
posted 08-04-2004 02:03:59 PM
quote:
Ruvyen was listening to Cher while typing:
I didn't know we had double-decker buses here in Canada!

They are in Toronto, I know that.

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 08-04-2004 02:06:29 PM
This bus was in Niagra Falls, Ontario.
Ares
posted 08-04-2004 02:08:25 PM
quote:
Cherveny thought about the meaning of life:
This bus was in Niagra Falls, Ontario.

Yeah, I've seen them there too... In the tourist areas are where they are.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-04-2004 02:14:14 PM
Wonder why he went off his normal route.

Silly driver.

I got to ride one of those in Vancouver, or maybe it was in Victoria. I can't remember. It was in Canadia though. Gorgeous countryside that we were driving through. I had never seen so much green before.

Dauragon
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 02:14:52 PM
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-04-2004 02:38:56 PM
quote:
Manjusri attempted to be funny by writing:
fruity indeed, quite. mmm yes quite. pip pip tally ho.

the british are coming, Canadians bus drivers are idiots


Fixed a typo for you.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ares
posted 08-04-2004 02:42:20 PM
quote:
Nae had this to say about pies:
Wonder why he went off his normal route.

Silly driver.

I got to ride one of those in Vancouver, or maybe it was in Victoria. I can't remember. It was in Canadia though. Gorgeous countryside that we were driving through. I had never seen so much green before.


The west coast is bootiful. ^.^ I'd love to go there to see the boreal rainforests. ^.^ Biggest non tropical rainforests left in the world.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-04-2004 02:55:39 PM
quote:
Manjusri had this to say:
fruity indeed, quite. mmm yes quite. pip pip tally ho.

the british are coming, the british are idiots


Says the person who didn't even read the post.

I'm British. Congratulations on getting on my shit list.

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 08-04-2004 03:00:27 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Robocop:
Says the person who didn't even read the post.

I'm British. Congratulations on getting on my shit list.


Well, technically, aren't Canadian's subjects of the British Monarchy?

Manjusri
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 03:09:16 PM
quote:
Mortious's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Says the person who didn't even read the post.

I'm British. Congratulations on getting on my shit list.


why thank you


quote:
Cherveny had this to say about pies:
Well, technically, aren't Canadian's subjects of the British Monarchy?


actually arent we(americans) a product of them?

Gadani
U
posted 08-04-2004 03:12:48 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Manjusri was all like:
actually arent we(americans) a product of them?

We're not subjects of the British Monarchy, thouh.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-04-2004 03:12:59 PM
Wow, your grasp of history is. . .um. . .startling.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-04-2004 03:13:24 PM
We Americans are a product of a number of nations. Great Briton is one of them.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-04-2004 03:35:22 PM
quote:
Manjusri wrote:
why thank you

I think you missed my point. You're a newbie and don't know anything about this forum.

My shit list is a place you don't want to be. Say sorry and I'll take you off it. Continue to be an arrogant ass and you stay on.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-04-2004 03:37:57 PM
quote:
From the book of Mortious, chapter 3, verse 16:
I think you missed my point. You're a newbie and don't know anything about this forum.

My shit list is a place you don't want to be. Say sorry and I'll take you off it. Continue to be an arrogant ass and you stay on.


Fear him! For he has powers beyond your comprehension...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-04-2004 03:52:36 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
Fear him! For he has powers beyond your comprehension...

He comes from the moon..with their 5...er thousand dimensions! Oooooh!

Insult Opponent: Hey, man, you stole my wristwatch!
Insult Fighter: You dumb, I already have a wristwatch. You dumb.
Insult Announcer: Buuuuuurned!
Meatwad: [laughs] Yeah! Burn!
Insult Opponent: I saw you lookin' at it!
Insult Fighter: [scoffs] Jo momma, you did!
Insult Announcer: Classic comeback!
Insult Fighter: Jo momma, jo momma, jo momma!
[Opponent catches on fire]
Insult Announcer: Incineration!
Meatwad: Alright!
Insult Announcer: You're the Insult Master!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-04-2004 03:58:25 PM
quote:
Katrinity really knows where their towel is...
[static]
...the hell?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-04-2004 04:01:41 PM
quote:
`Doc had this to say about Duck Tales:
...the hell?

Huh?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-04-2004 04:04:13 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
I think you missed my point. You're a newbie and don't know anything about this forum.

My shit list is a place you don't want to be. Say sorry and I'll take you off it. Continue to be an arrogant ass and you stay on.


He's not kidding!! Say you're sorry or he'll fuck your shit up over the INTRAWEB!!!!!!!

Mort thinks he's some bad ass when the newbies come around.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-04-2004 04:06:31 PM
We've changed Mort's fantasy with reality!

Lets see if he notices.

nem-x
posted 08-04-2004 06:14:47 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Huh?

Radio.

Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 08-04-2004 08:04:43 PM
quote:
Moffles Puu painfully thought these words up:
SUPREME DARKNESS!

Hay Ansem

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-04-2004 08:07:52 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The west coast is bootiful. ^.^ I'd love to go there to see the boreal rainforests. ^.^ Biggest non tropical rainforests left in the world.

This confused the hell out of me until I realized you weren't talking about the U.S.

Dauragon
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 08:20:18 PM
quote:
Naota Nandaba enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Hay Ansem


Just click the damn link

[edit: I have no idea why I'm editing this]

Moffles Puu fucked around with this message on 08-04-2004 at 08:21 PM.

Ares
posted 08-04-2004 08:59:49 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
This confused the hell out of me until I realized you weren't talking about the U.S.

No, I'm talking about British Columbia.

Manjusri
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 09:03:03 PM
quote:
Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
I think you missed my point. You're a newbie and don't know anything about this forum.

My shit list is a place you don't want to be. Say sorry and I'll take you off it. Continue to be an arrogant ass and you stay on.


are there any benfits to being on this list, like say dental. 401k?

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-04-2004 10:06:52 PM
*gets the bucket of Acid and hides it behind her back*

psssst... mort!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 08-04-2004 11:01:21 PM
quote:
Manjusri had this to say about Cuba:
are there any benfits to being on this list, like say dental. 401k?

Not bad at all

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Manjusri
Pancake
posted 08-04-2004 11:58:45 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about dark elf butts:
Not bad at all


*baffled*

good or bad thing?

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 08-05-2004 01:13:11 AM
quote:
Ares wrote this stupid crap:
They are in Toronto, I know that.

There's one in Burlington Too.

It's for the RBG tours

All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: