100 condoms for $25! 0.25 per condom!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delphi Aegis said:
"NO SPERMICIDE" No thank you.
*nods*
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Cuba:
"NO SPERMICIDE" No thank you.
You know you can just buy that seperately, right? I think it comes in tubes or bottles, depending on brand.
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"Get it for less! Order it Used"
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This insanity brought to you by Ares:
Also.. Never use Lifestyle brand. They apparently have the highest rate of breakage.
I heard somewhere that alot of people don't like Durex, either.
Something like that.
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There was much rejoicing when Monica said this:
I think it irritates alot of people whether they're actually allergic to it or not.Something like that.
This is quite true.... 
On a side note, why are they called 'Trojan'? When I think Trojan, I think the Trojan Horse - also it's logo. Why name a condom after something that consisted of being perfectly fine until it finishes sneaking in and then suddenly BAM there are people running around everywhere!
Also Arttemis, same reason as flavored condoms I suppose. They're horrible to use during oral, can't feel shit, but I can't think of any oher reason for it. Vallo fucked around with this message on 08-03-2004 at 12:00 AM.
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Blah blah blah Maradon! blah blah blah...
like 90% of the condoms out there are non-spermicidal anyway, but I agree, if you're gonna buy a jimmy hat, get a good one. Too much hangs in the balance.
Tell me that wasn't a pun.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Knight Rider:
Tell me that wasn't a pun.
I laughed. 
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Vallo probably says this to all the girls:
I would definitely not trust a $.05 condom.On a side note, why are they called 'Trojan'? When I think Trojan, I think the Trojan Horse - also it's logo. Why name a condom after something that consisted of being perfectly fine until it finishes sneaking in and then suddenly BAM there are people running around everywhere!
Also Arttemis, same reason as flavored condoms I suppose. They're horrible to use during oral, can't feel shit, but I can't think of any oher reason for it.
I think it's more of a reference to Troy and the strong army/men that they had. Not their wooden horse.
quote:It was giant, wood, and hung like a horse. What more do you need?
Ares really knows where their towel is...
I think it's more of a reference to Troy and the strong army/men that they had. Not their wooden horse.
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`Doc's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
It was giant, wood, and hung like a horse. What more do you need?
*lol*
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We were all impressed when Vallo wrote:
I would definitely not trust a $.05 condom.On a side note, why are they called 'Trojan'? When I think Trojan, I think the Trojan Horse - also it's logo. Why name a condom after something that consisted of being perfectly fine until it finishes sneaking in and then suddenly BAM there are people running around everywhere!
Also Arttemis, same reason as flavored condoms I suppose. They're horrible to use during oral, can't feel shit, but I can't think of any oher reason for it.
who cares. they have a reputation for being reliable.
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Lechium stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Allright! A used condom! Like nothing bad can come of that.
You didnt know you can re-use a condom?
Just turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it.
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Nobody really understood why *Tal* wrote:
Just turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it.
Literally.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Trent had this to say about Pirotess:
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Monica attempted to be funny by writing:
Gotta protect yerself!
No. Just No. You are like a little sister. You must be sheltered from such things till you are at least 30.
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Beta Tested put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
I need to start taking advantage of free condoms. When you start having sex twice a day it gets expensive.
Yeah, but it's cheaper than a movie.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
Yeah, but it's cheaper than a movie.
Not if one of them breaks. You will be wishing for the days of 8 dollar movies and 5 dollar bags of popcorn.
