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Topic: Painless ways to go unconcious
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-01-2004 08:27:23 PM
Ive tried to do some google research on the subject, but I get rave party warnings and suicide information. Does anyone know of a pill or gas or anything not painful to knock someone unconcious in preparation for surgury? I know there is that clrorofoam stuff, but my parents say they wont do that anymore. I tried to get my toes operated on, but when the doctor brought the needles out I couldnt do it. This is the second time I would have had the surgury, and the first time was the most painful expierience in my life. Ive ran through the office visit over and over again in my head, and I dont know what to do.
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Ares
posted 08-01-2004 08:30:59 PM
No offense or anything.. But suck it up and get a needle. I don't particularly like them either, but sometimes it's needed.

Don't go fucking around with drugs and stuff (especially if your not being monitored by a doctor while you take them).

Don't trust what you read on the internet when it comes to drugs. Go to a phamacist or a doctor.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-01-2004 08:32:48 PM
A needle won't kill ya. It isn't painful at all
diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-01-2004 08:34:08 PM
yeah. they stuck me with a needle and told me to count to ten when my wisdom teeth were taken out. I don't think i made it past two before I was out cold and woke up from surgery. It wasn't until later until I found out there was a small chance i wouldn't have waken up from that.

hope this helps.

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Lady Delirium
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posted 08-01-2004 09:14:08 PM
my best way to go unconcious for surgery is the mask
you know what i mean? those little breathy mouth mask things
when you go for surgery the anetesiaoligist will ask you how you want to go under...its the easiest i think

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Maradon!
posted 08-01-2004 09:16:33 PM
I could punch you in the face eight or ten times. That'd be pretty painless.
Alaan
posted 08-01-2004 09:17:03 PM
You ever think there is a reason the doctor only wanted to do local anesthetics? Doctors don't just do things for shits and giggles. Less risk is involved with getting a few shots in your foot then you going under with nitrous or any other knockout gas. If it was simply a matter of preference, the doc there would of just done that instead.

Alaan fucked around with this message on 08-01-2004 at 09:18 PM.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-01-2004 09:26:14 PM
Dude, honestly.. You'll feel a couple of pricks from the needle, then the lidocane will take effect, and you'll feel nothing.

Just make sure to look at your foot.. I split my ass open at one point.. the doc pricked me, injected the stuff, then instantly started sewing.. he didn't wait for it to take effect. >: ( Make sure the area is white before he does anything. You'll be fine.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-01-2004 09:29:16 PM
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Ozimander
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posted 08-01-2004 09:30:20 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Punky Brewster:
[QB]I split my ass open at one point..QB]

1) WHAT?!

2) That is hilarious

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-01-2004 09:42:30 PM
quote:
Ozimander's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
1) WHAT?!

2) That is hilarious


We were playing in the rain.. on the car (This was when I was like five, or something) and using the windshield as a slide.

Well, the driver's side wiper didn't have the wiper on.. so it was an exposed bolt, as was my ass.. and OOOOW.

Still have the scar.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-01-2004 09:57:38 PM
quote:
So quoth Delphi Aegis:
We were playing in the rain.. on the car (This was when I was like five, or something) and using the windshield as a slide.

Well, the driver's side wiper didn't have the wiper on.. so it was an exposed bolt, as was my ass.. and OOOOW.

Still have the scar.


... that is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-01-2004 10:00:41 PM
Dude, they do numb up the area where they're going to stick the needle and you're under no obligation to watch them work, so just suck it up.
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posted 08-01-2004 10:06:07 PM
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Razor
posted 08-01-2004 10:10:40 PM
try to induce a hypnotic trance upon yourself. or just stare at the celing the whole time, maybe even use a sleeping mask so you don't see what's happening. I know the feeling whenever I have to have blood drawn... and it's usually in wuantities on 4+ vials.... so I have to have the smelling salts ready.... trust me, that shit's potent...
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-01-2004 10:11:18 PM
quote:
Y.O.T.C got bored and wrote this:
... that is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard

While I was laying on the table (With my ass open to the air, mind you), My mom held up a mirror and I got to see it.

I could see big, round white cells in my ass. Fat cells!

Ozimander
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posted 08-01-2004 10:31:33 PM
Please stop talking.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-01-2004 10:32:47 PM
quote:
This is what Delphi Aegis is doing. This is what I want Delphi Aegis to do :

DI split my ass open at one point.. the doc pricked me, injected the stuff, then instantly started sewing.. he didn't wait for it to take effect. >: ( Make sure the area is white before he does anything. You'll be fine.


omgomgomgomg HAHAHAHAHAHAH your wording RULES. Man, talk about out of context ownage.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-01-2004 10:38:01 PM
quote:
Bajah got bored and wrote this:
omgomgomgomg HAHAHAHAHAHAH your wording RULES. Man, talk about out of context ownage.

what is going ooon?

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-01-2004 11:34:12 PM
You had your ass open to the doctor and he pricked you, thats what happened.

Yeah, I guess I should just buckle up. I get kinda freaked when needles are around.

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Chugga
Pancake
posted 08-01-2004 11:45:43 PM
I'd strap your ass down...but you know, that's why I'm not a doctor.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-02-2004 12:49:38 AM
Have them gut you with the needle at some random point so you don't see it coming.

Like.. Hop out from behind a curtin before they stick this long, sharp, metal object directly into your body and push strange fluids into your blood steam.

Hope this helped.



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Pancake
posted 08-02-2004 12:57:42 AM
!! The only thing you have to be afraid of is your own fear--seriously. When I had get my molars removed, I was SO freaked out--but it was really nothing. They gave me laughing gas, in which I attempted to breathe in as fast as possible and it didn't really do anything for me. But it depends on the person. That's beside the point, though.

It's really just all in your head. And I know how hard it is to get rid of that mental fear, but you have to believe me. I'm all anxious for you now! But you'll be fine.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-02-2004 01:06:24 AM
Alcohol will do it quite nicely. You might have one hell of a hangover after, though. And not too much booze, or your liver will hate you.
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Vernaltemptress
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posted 08-02-2004 01:16:37 AM
It sounds like you are having panic attacks. Ask your doctor if you can have a prescription for xanax or something similar to take the evening before and the morning of the surgery. If he doesn't recommend that because it might interfere with the success of the surgery, ask if you can have a psychiatrist work with you and possibly use hypnosis.

If he has Nitrous Oxide, that might work for calming you down, if you are having a panic attack. I always insist the dentist use it just until they can inject the novacaine into my gums. I don't mind the dental work, I just HATE the pain of a needle being injected into my gums.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-02-2004 01:21:06 AM
I asked them to just strap me in to the chair but they wouldnt do it -/

Aye, Vernal, Nitrous Ox.

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-02-2004 01:23:35 AM
Here's a shorefire way to fix that toe problem you got there.

First take a whole bottle of Whiskey and jus' start a drinkin'. Don't stop 'til you can't feel your face. Next get a nice long strap o' leather and stick it 'tween your teeth. Start bitin' hard cause this next part hurts like a horse kickin yo' chest in if ya mess it up.

Get a real good friend, one that you would trust your herd with, and give him the shrpest knife you got. Once you're good and numb from God's nectar, tell him to start a heatin that blade up. Once it's glowin nice and white, get him t' take two quick swipes right at yer toes. hould take them clean off without a hint o' pain, and y' don't really need toes to ride a horse.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-02-2004 01:25:43 AM
Funny, but no.
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-02-2004 01:27:25 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Funny, but no.

Needle taint more than a twitch of metal smaller than your spurs. A man who's afraid of that shouldn't be allowed near a horse, it'd buck ya instantly by smellin your fear.

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Pancake
posted 08-02-2004 01:43:39 AM
Get struck by lightening and get your toes blown off. Happened to a buddy of mine when he was in the military.
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Azakias
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posted 08-02-2004 07:07:09 AM
Going under anasthetics is a bad idea unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. There is always a small chance you wont wake up again, and it fucks with your hormone balances. When I went under for wisdom teeth I woke up, and spent the next 6 hours either laughing hysterically, then crying for long periods.

I had my toes operated on before. The first 2 shots hurt, but not extremely so, then if they do it right, you wont feel the next ones.

And I got 6 shots, by the way.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-02-2004 07:12:19 AM
Suck it up, pussy.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-02-2004 09:03:45 AM
Despite what the doctor may tell you, always watch the needle go in. Even though the doctors always claim I won't feel a needle, I always feel it, so I've learned to watch. By watching, I can verify that it's just a needle poking into a vein (or toe, in your case), instead of a cylindrical murder tube being shoved into the bone.

My original fear of needles came from a doctor shoving a wide boar needle into my ankle, twisting it around against the bone (VERY painful scraping), withdrawing a thick fluid (think Ghostbusters slime, only white) from a lump on my ankle, taking the syringe off the needle, and walking away for 10 minutes with the needle still in my ankle. The little needles they use for drawing blood or injecting stuff just sting. Wide bore needles HURT.

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