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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-28-2004 10:36:15 PM
I know the sur-real compliment was posted before, but I found this site, which spews out random sayings. I wouldn't have posted if I hadn't gotten this message.

ALL YOUR BEER BARREL ARE BELONG TO US!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-28-2004 10:44:53 PM
If you write horoscopes for my lemming, I'll butter your cashew nut...
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Razor
posted 07-28-2004 10:59:12 PM
Barney the Dinosaur told me you might do revolting things to me...
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-28-2004 11:00:29 PM
quote:
Razor wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Barney the Dinosaur told me you might do revolting things to me...

All I want is to butter your cashew nut. Can't you give me a chance?

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-28-2004 11:00:57 PM
If you read the news to me, I'll give lovebites to your windmill...
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-28-2004 11:02:24 PM
I'm ghostly - perhaps I ought to do battle with Bill Clinton.
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-28-2004 11:07:29 PM
DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT BOUNCING!
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 07-28-2004 11:14:55 PM
Watch out for the talkative matchsticks.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-28-2004 11:22:47 PM
Is it a pillowcase? Is it a newspaper? No, it's Leonardo Da Vinci! More collapsed than a throbbing grapefruit, able to digest infirm sex maniacs in a single dragon!

O_o

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-28-2004 11:22:50 PM
Is it a pillowcase? Is it a newspaper? No, it's Leonardo Da Vinci! More collapsed than a throbbing grapefruit, able to digest infirm sex maniacs in a single dragon!

...What is this..a Mad Lib??


*reads KaLs *GASP!!* ITS NOT SO RANDOM AFTER ALL!!!

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 07-28-2004 at 11:23 PM.

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-28-2004 11:29:25 PM
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Is this a toad which I see before me, the Zygon toward my comet? Come, let me sprinkle salt and vinegar on thee.



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 07-28-2004 11:54:49 PM
A printed circuit board a day keeps the skirt away.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-28-2004 11:55:00 PM
Is that a choc-ice in your bugger, or are you just impressive?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Razor
posted 07-29-2004 12:00:26 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Arrenn Lightblade wrote:
A printed circuit board a day keeps the skirt away.

lol

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 07-29-2004 12:17:07 AM
Mind those triffids! They might get the better of you!

Dr Cysa fucked around with this message on 07-29-2004 at 12:18 AM.

I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Sabratiz
Pancake
posted 07-29-2004 09:08:09 AM
Mind those apple pies, they might leave lipstick on you.
pain is temporary but pride is forever
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 07-29-2004 09:34:39 AM
Beware the fried contraceptive device!


My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-29-2004 09:41:11 AM
Mine is crazy and morbid...

Ten glittery gyroscopes, hanging on the grave; ten glittery gyroscopes, hanging on the grave; and if one glittery gyroscope should accidentally hang a jumper, there'd be nine glittery gyroscopes, hanging on the grave.

or

Never try to perform dubious acts upon pikes.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 07-29-2004 at 09:43 AM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ian Benjamin
Pancake
posted 07-29-2004 12:06:43 PM
"Spatulas - inseminate them or meddle with them, you can't flirt with them."

Words to live by.

Ian Benjamin
(MJER)

Everything ever taught to you by Jim Bob of Billy Bob's Black Belt Emporium is a lie. Now, tie your obi UNDER the hakama and try again.

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 07-29-2004 02:16:40 PM
If I can get the harlequin to fight Al Gore, the harp will behead pilchards and I'll be able to enslave Mao Tse Tung!

O_O

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-29-2004 02:44:22 PM
Heh..another one: ATTENTION WEB BROWSERS! You are planks. Nothing but mythical planks.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Addy
posted 07-29-2004 02:48:35 PM
Dilute Leonardo Da Vinci, George W Bush! Dilute Leonardo Da Vinci like a mighty sword!
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Willias
Pancake
posted 07-29-2004 02:55:48 PM
Counter-spell Saddam Hussein, Neil Armstrong! Counter-spell Saddam Hussein like a twisted poker chip!

Your mother was a pensioner and your father smelled of flapjacks.

You are the most wandering hoe. Goodbye!

Jimminy Crickett told me you might violate me...

If you poke holes in my fire exit, I'll oppress you...

Thou shalt not suck on seagulls.

Damn, some of these are really good.

Willias fucked around with this message on 07-29-2004 at 03:00 PM.

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-29-2004 02:57:36 PM
Don't develop a taste for me! Not with that spooky bomb! Use the holy cocoon!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Legonaire
Pancake
posted 07-29-2004 04:27:26 PM
quote:
On the fifth day of Christmas, my misty love sent to me; five pyrophobic gadgets! Four irksome sponges, three squishy Guiness trucks, two flickering mongooses and a traffic light in an income-tax form.
If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-29-2004 04:32:04 PM
Okay.....

I've always wanted to be wet.

I have to blow my spaniel.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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