and it hits your leg, bottom first, and you think theres a chance you can grab it before it spills, but, of course, it instead gets clipped by your pinkie, and tumbles over, spilling all over you..
while you're at work..
*Tal* fucked around with this message on 07-28-2004 at 05:55 AM.
I hate today.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Densetsu wrote:
I don't drink coffee.
Eat a big steaming bowl of cock.
For those of you who are imagination impaired.. replace the cup of coffee, with some other highly stainable drinking fluid.
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Azymyth's account was hax0red to write:
Dark colors are your friends.
I know, but the required uniform is Khakis and a white dress shirt..
I mopped up the rest with my uglyass paisly uniform tie.
*hug*How long till you get off?
I guess that's what three years of handling drinks will do to you. I am a drink handling expert!
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This one time, at Snoota camp:
I don't remember ever spilling anything. I'm sure I have- everyone has- but I can't recall a time.I guess that's what three years of handling drinks will do to you. I am a drink handling expert!
I am unimpressed. In fact, I will not be impressed until I see a video of you leaping from the top of a staircase with a drink and land without spilling it.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Arrenn Lightblade said:
I am unimpressed. In fact, I will not be impressed until I see a video of you leaping from the top of a staircase with a drink and land without spilling it.
I showed Undercover Brother how to not spill his drink.
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Addy's fortune cookie read:
Gah, that sucks, Tal.*hug*
How long till you get off?
At the time, two and a half hours..
now, home, and in clean pants.
So no, that's never happened to me.
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Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I am unimpressed. In fact, I will not be impressed until I see a video of you leaping from the top of a staircase with a drink and land without spilling it.
I tripped backwards over a couch once at a party without spilling my drink.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage's fortune cookie read:
I tripped backwards over a couch once at a party without spilling my drink.
I once fell down a flight of stairs with an entire bottle of vodka and didn't spill a drop.
I was able to keep my mouth closed.
You were gripping the cup in such a manner that it could be considered "held" in order to facilitate bringing it to your mouth to drink.
Shortly before said act of drinking was performed, however, this grip...mysteriously loosened? Did the friction coefficient of coffee cups worldwide suddenly, subtely alter? Did you have a seizure? Did the alignment of the planets suddenly alter the effect of gravity upon the cup? Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-28-2004 at 03:49 PM.
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Callalron had this to say about John Romero:
I once fell down a flight of stairs with an entire bottle of vodka and didn't spill a drop.I was able to keep my mouth closed.
!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
!
*right clicks on Bloodsage*
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*right clicks on Bloodsage*
Ah, my young Padawan, I see that the evil forces of Norrath gather darkly around you, and the Horde swears blood oath for revenge on your family. Would you like to buy this rotting seagull testicle I just got in?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage probably says this to all the girls:
Ah, my young Padawan, I see that the evil forces of Norrath gather darkly around you, and the Horde swears blood oath for revenge on your family. Would you like to buy this rotting seagull testicle I just got in?
What are the stats on it? Will it give me the ability to mix continuities like you do?
