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Topic: painful orthodontics
Sepia
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 10:33:53 PM
The other day I went to my orthodontist, and he gave me this yucky contraption that will "enlarge" my lower jaw. Every four days I'm supposed to use some kind of key to "crank" it open. This is because my mouth is apparently too small, which is why I have braces to begin with.

And I'm curious, who here has had braces or currently has them now? Or like, does anybody else have interesting dental problems or need braces?

sepia fucked around with this message on 07-26-2004 at 11:21 PM.

Suddar
posted 07-26-2004 11:46:38 PM
I need braces. Scary.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-26-2004 11:50:23 PM
They were going to do that to me. Turns out my upper jaw is too small to handle all my teeth.

The concept is just too horrifying for me to even consider doing, so I declined. I'd rather have some teeth yanked out than have to crank my jaw open. Eugh.



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Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-26-2004 11:56:57 PM
had braces
someone here once asked me if i had concidered doing dental adds

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Byrnie
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 12:05:55 AM
I had braces for awhile, I don't think I ate solid food for about two days.

Now I have a retainer which holds two fake teeth. Heh, that's one way to make someone wear a retainer.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 07-27-2004 12:29:33 AM
I had braces, and I also had to get a canine pulled down with a small gold chain.

I now have a small wire welded to the back of my lower front teeth, and I should get my retainer refitted since my wisdom teeth grew in and made the gap too small it to fit around the molars.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-27-2004 12:32:06 AM
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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-27-2004 02:47:05 AM
quote:
Byrnie had this to say about Robocop:
I had braces for awhile, I don't think I ate solid food for about two days.

Now I have a retainer which holds two fake teeth. Heh, that's one way to make someone wear a retainer.


...Holy shit, same here.

Braces suck. I fecking hate braces. HATE HATE HATE them. I'm so glad I don't have to have those things in my mouth anymore, although this retainer isn't a whole lot better. At least it doesn't feel like my mouth got punched into my skull and ripped back out to normal shape, cartoon-style.

I had to have my jaws enlarged, too. Both of them. I hate dentistry.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-27-2004 02:57:15 AM
Am I the only person who's dentist wasn't an idiot and didn't tell the parents of every patient he had that their kids needed braces?
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-27-2004 03:31:24 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Densetsu!
Am I the only person who's dentist wasn't an idiot and didn't tell the parents of every patient he had that their kids needed braces?

No, but I highly doubt they're all frauds that are just out for your money.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 07-27-2004 04:20:29 AM
I still have braces and they stink :/

Snagging occasionally, wires poking or the things on the teeth poking, wires coming undone from biting on something tougher than expected(like tough meat that pushes on them), said wires becoming lodged under the things on the teeth and pushing that tooth and the others next to it in, etc.

I'm glad they said I could get them out sooner than expected.

Lashanna
noob
posted 07-27-2004 05:21:05 AM
Well, very few people NEED braces.

It's just a matter of how badly your parents wanted you to have a good looking smile.

And Sepia, that sounds so horrificly painful I can't even comprehend it.
Cranking anything with a key that's attached to my body in any way sounds.... terrible.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-27-2004 05:27:40 AM
I had the same as sepia, except it was on the roof of my mouth. And it was adjusted brutally every 2 weeks. Adjustment days were ones filled with pain and not much eating.

It was like a dull ache throughout all the top teeth in my mouth. Unless you bit down, then it was great times for all.



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Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 09:35:23 AM
I wore some contraption that I had to keep in my mouth during the night as a kid, I think I used to have an overbite back then or something, it was annoying but not horribly so.

I have massive jaws so luckily I don't have to slowly crank them open with a key.

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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 09:39:42 AM
quote:
Densetsu obviously shouldn't have said:
Am I the only person who's dentist wasn't an idiot and didn't tell the parents of every patient he had that their kids needed braces?

Nope. In fact my dentist asked once if I had them because he had never seen anyone with teeth naturaly strait as mine. Though I do have some of my baby teeth still.

-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 07-27-2004 10:37:26 AM
quote:
Black got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I had the same as sepia, except it was on the roof of my mouth. And it was adjusted brutally every 2 weeks. Adjustment days were ones filled with pain and not much eating.

It was like a dull ache throughout all the top teeth in my mouth. Unless you bit down, then it was great times for all.


Same here.. but I had to adjust mine a full turn every day.. I had a fucked up jaw.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 07-27-2004 10:57:10 AM
quote:
Peter said this about your mom:
Nope. In fact my dentist asked once if I had them because he had never seen anyone with teeth naturaly strait as mine. Though I do have some of my baby teeth still.

Haha! I'm not the only one!

And I agree with what Lashanna said about the cranking of anything in one's body. *shudder*

Ares
posted 07-27-2004 01:42:34 PM
I had braces for 5 years. They actually wanted to break my jaw then wire it shut to re align my teeth. (which I refused after getting a second opinion) My orthodontist is a sadistic bitch. Not to mention that they fucked up my lingual wire (permanent retainer on the back of your teeth) the wire snapped during or just after receiving it.. So my top front teeth are now separated slightly. I have to wear my damn retainer now to fix it.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-27-2004 02:15:07 PM
I had braces... I also had 4 adult teeth pulled because I didn't have room in my mouth for them... they never told me anything about "widening my jaw" or anything, they just said the teeth would have to come out.
Ares
posted 07-27-2004 06:33:14 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Captain Planet:
I had braces... I also had 4 adult teeth pulled because I didn't have room in my mouth for them... they never told me anything about "widening my jaw" or anything, they just said the teeth would have to come out.


I had 6 adult teeth removed. 2 were under the baby teeth and gum.. They had to take the teeth out, cut away the gum, then pull out the little adult teeth, then sew me back up.

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