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Topic: CHIRP!
Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 07-19-2004 06:34:28 PM
chirp
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 07-19-2004 06:37:04 PM
chew
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Addy
posted 07-19-2004 06:40:33 PM
OMG!!!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-19-2004 06:44:44 PM
Mmmmmm, Muffin Bird pancake...

*drools*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 07-19-2004 06:46:34 PM
Muffin Bird is sux.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-19-2004 06:48:21 PM
Yay Muffin Bird! <sets out a muffin cookie for Muffin Bird> ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Talonus
Loner
posted 07-19-2004 06:50:03 PM
*shoots the bird* Anyone want dinn... an appetizer?
Addy
posted 07-19-2004 06:51:49 PM
quote:
Verily, Talonus doth proclaim:
*shoots the bird* Anyone want dinn... an appetizer?

.................................................................

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 07-19-2004 06:52:54 PM
You merely shot it. You didn't pick up its corpse. Now it's mine.

*eats it*

Waisz fucked around with this message on 07-19-2004 at 06:54 PM.

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Talonus
Loner
posted 07-19-2004 06:56:29 PM
quote:
How.... Addy.... uughhhhhh:
.................................................................

I was supposed to ask before I shot it?

Wais, no problem. Muffins suck anyway, so muffin birds must be worse. Plus its so small, so its not even a half-decent meal.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-19-2004 06:58:22 PM
<swings in on a rope, snatching up the wounded Muffin Bird before the predators come in>

<nurses Muffin Bird back to health with muffins and snuggles> ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 07-19-2004 07:02:43 PM
quote:
Katrinity was naked while typing this:
<swings in on a rope, snatching up the wounded Muffin Bird before the predators come in>

<nurses Muffin Bird back to health with muffins and snuggles> ^.^


Fate seems to wish to pit me against you.

Now, fatten that bird up and hand it over when it will make a decent meal.

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Kael
Whistlepig
posted 07-19-2004 07:10:57 PM
*slips the bird some alka-seltzer*
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-19-2004 07:11:04 PM
*a fat little prairie dog wearing a black trenchcoat, dark glasses, and long, black hair charges onstage and bites the head off the Muffin Bird and tosses it into the crowd. He then goes on to have his own show about him and his family, all of whom will have bad shows, which is funny at first, but soon gets cliched and repetitive.*
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-19-2004 07:26:43 PM
muffin bird is fat
hey
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-19-2004 09:02:40 PM
*catches the beheaded muffin bird in mid-air with his teeth, sucks down its innards through its neck and pauses only to point and laugh at the headless, hollow creature and say "Haha! I'm turning you into poo!" before eating the rest*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-19-2004 09:54:07 PM
You do realize, of course, that by striking it down, you only make it stronger than you can possibly imagine.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-19-2004 09:57:22 PM
It's a friggen bird, not a jedi master.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-20-2004 01:26:03 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
It's a friggen bird, not a jedi master.

And Yoda was a little green muppet, a Kermit prune. Don't be so quick to judge by appearance.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Muffin Bird
Pancake
posted 07-20-2004 01:41:48 AM
*craps on the heads and shoulders of all that would harm the muffin bird*
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-20-2004 09:42:04 AM
quote:
Muffin Bird attempted to be funny by writing:
*craps on the heads and shoulders of all that would harm the muffin bird*

Yay! Muffin Bird is eternal! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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