Yeah, yeah... I've seen enough threads with pickup lines that men use, so why not make one for women's pickup lines? 
quote:
Delidgamond's fortune cookie read:
All reasonably attractive women have to do is say "Let's go have sex" and any man will be theirs
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about (_|_):
All women have to do is say "Let's go have sex" and any man will be theirs
Actually, my line was always, "Wanna fuck?"
quote:
Ares attempted to be funny by writing:
Too shy and unconfident in myself to pick up guys. ;/
.........
..............
..................
Ares is hot.
quote:
Ares was naked while typing this:
Too shy and unconfident in myself to pick up guys. ;/
I'm not suprised. Some of them are quite heavy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah... ahah.. ha.. hahahaha..
:3
quote:
How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
I'm not suprised. Some of them are quite heavy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah... ahah.. ha.. hahahaha..
:3
*snicker*
quote:
Ares wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Too shy and unconfident in myself to pick up guys. ;/
Same here.
Though if I was drunk enough I might try Nae's line! 
quote:
Mortious had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm not suprised. Some of them are quite heavy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah... ahah.. ha.. hahahaha..
:3
I laughed a little too hard at that...
quote:
So quoth Mortious:
I'm not suprised. Some of them are quite heavy!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah... ahah.. ha.. hahahaha..
:3
quote:
Mortious was listening to Cher while typing:
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ares!
Too shy and unconfident in myself to pick up guys. ;/
Try me! Try me!
quote:
Snoota stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Try me! Try me!
quote:
Snoota said this about your mom:
Try me! Try me!
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Everyone but Ares.
quote:
Ares had this to say about pies:
Too shy and unconfident in myself to pick up guys. ;/
*nods*
I've had a secret crush on this guy named Snoota for a long time, but I don't think he has the same feelings for me. How should I best go about to get his attention?
- Azaz
quote:
Zaza wrote this stupid crap:
Dear Ares,I've had a secret crush on this guy named Snoota for a long time, but I don't think he has the same feelings for me. How should I best go about to get his attention?
- Azaz
Well, "Azaz" usually the best way of dealing with this sortof issue, is to just confront the person and tell them of your true feelings, no matter the concequences. It's much worse to be wondering what could have happend for years to come than to just straight out ask them.
~Ask Ares
You're probably better off ignoring Ares' advice and just dressing up like Ares.
-Not Snoota
quote:
Ares had this to say about Robocop:
Well, "Azaz" usually the best way of dealing with this sortof issue, is to just confront the person and tell them of your true feelings, no matter the concequences. It's much worse to be wondering what could have happend for years to come than to just straight out ask them.~Ask Ares
Dear Ares,
I tried confronting Snoota about my true feelings as you said, but he just laughed at me, so I hit him over the head with a crowbar. Do you know of any good way to get rid of two hundred pounds of Snoota?
- Azaz
Victory is mine!
quote:
Cool Hand Luke wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Dear Azaz,You're probably better off ignoring Ares' advice and just dressing up like Ares.
-Not Snoota
There's an account that you havn't used in awhile.
Azaz: We can share clothes! OMG!
quote:
Ares had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
There's an account that you havn't used in awhile.
a/s/l???????????????????????????????????????????????????
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dear Ares,I tried confronting Snoota about my true feelings as you said, but he just laughed at me, so I hit him over the head with a crowbar. Do you know of any good way to get rid of two hundred pounds of Snoota?
- Azaz
Azaz: Oh dear. Well, the best way of hiding a body, is to drop them down a mineshaft.
Do not ask me how I know this.
~Ask Ares
Kael: My prom was last year. You're a year late. And my BF is probably bigger than you and wouldn't take it too lightly.
quote:
Ares had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Azaz: Oh dear. Well, the best way of hiding a body, is to drop them down a mineshaft.Do not ask me how I know this.
~Ask Ares
Kael: My prom was last year. You're a year late.
Is he 7' 0" and 320lbs? If not, I can take him. 5, no, 3 rounds. 3 rounds. *nod*
quote:
Kael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Is he 7' 0" and 320lbs? If not, I can take him. 5, no, 3 rounds. 3 rounds. *nod*
No. He's 6', 230lbs
quote:
Ares thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
No.
He's got 40lbs on me. No sweat.
quote:
Ares typed:
230lbs
Muscle or flab?
quote:
How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
Muscle or flab?
Both
