I had no idea katsup could support a political party...
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Maradon!'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
If you say anything but ketchup, you're an idiot.
Maradon speaks the truth.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Tegadil who doth quote:
I saw something about this on the news earlier today. It was something along the lines of Republicans not wanting to support Kerry by buying Heinz ketchup.
Kerry's wife owns 4% of the Heinz corporation.
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Nobody really understood why Maradon! wrote:
If you say anything but ketchup, you're an idiot.
Fuck you too.
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This insanity brought to you by Maradon!:
Kerry's wife owns 4% of the Heinz corporation.
Hell, her last name IS Heinz. But that corporation has already endorsed Bush the last I'd heard.
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Kaglaaz How'lering:
Hell, her last name IS Heinz. But that corporation has already endorsed Bush the last I'd heard.
It's also endorsed Clinton and other democratic candidates, but that's all beside the point.
The idea of this site is that 4% of the company's profits go almost directly toward supporting Kerry.
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Talonus had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ya know, the W Ketchup is actually anti-American as it violates the Flag Code. Of course, nobody actually knows what the Flag Code is since its not enforceable. So who cares eh?
You're thinking of the flag, not pictures of the flag. 
"Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup?"
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Everyone wondered WTF when Waisz wrote:
You're thinking of the flag, not pictures of the flag.
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(i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown.
Close enough in my opinion. It also violates it in two other places, but since its not the flag it is a bit shakey I guess.
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From the book of Mod, chapter 3, verse 16:
Was Heinz ketchup the only brand you could get in the US before this?
No, there's more brands. Heinz is what the vast majority of the population uses by default though.
WHEN WILL IT STOP!?! 
Besides, anyone that puts ketchup on a steak over the age of twelve is a terrorist. AND a communist!
Still not sure if it's a real product or not. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-15-2004 at 08:22 AM.
quote:You do understand that 'ketchup' was trademarked by Heinz. Any other company that prints 'ketchup' on a catsup bottle automatically owes money to the Heinz corporation, or can be sued for trademark infringement. That's why the store brand bottles always say 'catsup' on them.
Roll the dice to see if Maradon! is getting drunk!
If you say anything but ketchup, you're an idiot.
`Doc fucked around with this message on 07-15-2004 at 08:23 AM.
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x--`DocO-('-'Q) :
You do understand that 'ketchup' was trademarked by Heinz.
This is a myth. Other brands of ketchup that spell it "Ketchup" exist.
I can't seem to find a link but a quick visit to the ketchup section of the nearest grocery store will prove me right. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-15-2004 at 08:28 AM.
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Ninety-nine bottles of Maradon! on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Maradon!...
This is a myth. Other brands of ketchup that spell it "Ketchup" exist.I can't seem to find a link but a quick visit to the ketchup section of the nearest grocery store will prove me right.
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Check out the big brain on Maradon!!
I see this as more of a political jab aimed at bringing to light the fact that Ms. Kerry is very rich and donates a lot of money to radical activist groups.Still not sure if it's a real product or not.
But rich people are EVIL and obviously stepped on the little man to steal all their money.
Unless they're Democrats.
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What percent of W Ketchup is made in America?
100%. Every ingredient is American.
I also find this appealing...
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A portion of every sale is donated to the Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund, which provides scholarships for the children of active duty service members killed in the line of duty.
diadem fucked around with this message on 07-15-2004 at 09:13 AM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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So quoth Maradon!:
Oh yeah, forgot to mention that Ms. Kerry also donates some of her 4% to radical left pro-communist organizations like the Tides Foundation.
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Zair said this about your mom:
Don't believe everything you read, Maradon.
Snopes is just a bunch of liberal propaganda.
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Nobody really understood why Maradon! wrote:
It's also endorsed Clinton and other democratic candidates, but that's all beside the point.The idea of this site is that 4% of the company's profits go almost directly toward supporting Kerry.
Because of course there's something fundamentally wrong about using one's own property to one's own ends...
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Pvednes impressed everyone with:
Because of course there's something fundamentally wrong about using one's own property to one's own ends...
...or because people don't want to support Kerry monetarily?
Just couldn't resist, could you?
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Arttemis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
...or because people don't want to support Kerry monetarily?Just couldn't resist, could you?
Then buy offbrand ketchup, jeez
edit: Or... steal ketchup packs en masse from fast food chains Kegwen fucked around with this message on 07-16-2004 at 12:49 PM.
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Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
This is a myth. Other brands of ketchup that spell it "Ketchup" exist.I can't seem to find a link but a quick visit to the ketchup section of the nearest grocery store will prove me right.
I'm going shopping today, and I'll check it. 
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`Doc had this to say about Knight Rider:
You do understand that 'ketchup' was trademarked by Heinz. Any other company that prints 'ketchup' on a catsup bottle automatically owes money to the Heinz corporation, or can be sued for trademark infringement. That's why the store brand bottles always say 'catsup' on them.
Hay don't just take their word for it, Look here In fact a few of them say that they are not Trademarking the word ketchup.
