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Topic: One of my theories is proven true!
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 07-12-2004 10:11:52 PM
I have long theorized that you could literaly say, "Hi, Welcome to McDonald's, would you like me to fuck you in the ass today, you fucking retarded monkey?" when a customer pulls up to the drive thru and they would just say, 'Yeah, can I get a...'

Today, it was proven true!

Something was broken with the Coke cylinders in the back. The details aren't important, except that it involved much pain and getting our arms stuck in a hole too small for them to fit through trying to reach something. This girl and I were about six inches apart, facing each other, trying to fix it. I was still doing drive thru, and a car came to the speaker. Just as I pressed the button to talk to it, the girl, who is inches from the microphone and has her arm now painfully stuck in the hole at the top of the cylinder, shouts, 'Les(the Assistant Manager who broke the coke machine), this is some fucked up shit! I FUCKING HATE YOU!'

The guy at the speaker hears that and says, 'Yeah, can I get an ice cream cone and a medium coke?'

Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 07-12-2004 10:39:48 PM
That made me laugh... hehe
Razor
posted 07-12-2004 10:50:26 PM
wow... fucking wow...

I congradulate your achievement!

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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-12-2004 11:04:16 PM

Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 07-12-2004 at 11:04 PM.




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Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-12-2004 11:12:40 PM
ACES!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-12-2004 11:17:43 PM
I'd love to be insulted at BK, just for a change.

They're always too happy and polite.

Dionysus
Pancake
posted 07-12-2004 11:46:17 PM
This reminds me of the hackers that were using their laptops to take over the drive through speakers...

Sheer greatness.

nnioR~

Demos
Pancake
posted 07-12-2004 11:47:37 PM
Actually that was just one guy with a radio transmitter (CB radio I think).
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Dionysus
Pancake
posted 07-12-2004 11:56:14 PM
quote:
Demos wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Actually that was just one guy with a radio transmitter (CB radio I think).

I could've sworn I saw it on /., maybe you're right though. I can't find it. Oh well...

EDIT: PUNKtuation

nnioR~

Nny fucked around with this message on 07-13-2004 at 12:03 AM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-13-2004 12:41:17 AM
That is classic!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
nem-x
posted 07-13-2004 01:47:45 AM





nem-x fucked around with this message on 07-13-2004 at 01:49 AM.

Dionysus
Pancake
posted 07-13-2004 01:53:36 AM
That's a lot of bears...

nnioR~

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-13-2004 02:08:49 AM
Cool story Snoota!

I give it a 5!

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-13-2004 02:33:23 AM
ROFL!
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-13-2004 05:04:37 AM
Hmm

Who would know the frequency used in those signs?

Funny story

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 07-13-2004 05:59:41 AM
Awesome!

Not to hijack, but the other day, we were getting slammed in Drive-through and the dining room, tons of shit was going wrong, and this one person yelled at the drive-through speaker after waiting a minute or so. Being immensley pissed off already, one of the managers helping drive though said, "Hi, welcome to fazoli's. wait just one fucking minute while I bend over." The customer actually just waited and ordered as normal. Quite hilarious!

Moo.
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 07-13-2004 07:52:26 AM
Haha

I'm surprised no one has asked if the girl was hot or not

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Gadani
U
posted 07-13-2004 08:00:32 AM
Was the girl hot or not?
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-13-2004 01:02:02 PM
quote:
Nny had this to say about (_|_):
This reminds me of the hackers Crackers that were using their laptops to take over the drive through speakers...

Sheer greatness.

nnioR~


You used the wrong word in there, I had to fix it.

Redmage Darkrayver fucked around with this message on 07-13-2004 at 01:02 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-13-2004 01:36:26 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'd love to be insulted at BK, just for a change.

They're always too happy and polite.


You're a poohead.

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