Okay. This guy needs to "drain the dragon"(EQ fans will recognize that phrase) really, REALLY badly. So he shoves himself in the bushes, whips it out and cuts loose. A woman (looked like she was in her 40s) sees him go in to see what he's doing. She then grabs his shoulder and literally pulls him out, spinning him about and exposing him to everyone in the area (and gets his urine all over her dress). She then runs to me and tells me to call the cops so they can arrest him for indecent exposure. Does this situation call for an indecent exposure charge?
And if I PM you, can you tell me where the inspiration came fromupo? I'm oh so curious.
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Would this guy get Indecent Exposure? No. Far as I've always heard, Indecent Exposure usually involves intentional lewd exposure of oneself (flashers, for instance, or people streaking across a football field during a game or whatever. Arguably, he was doing a no-no (peeing in public), but I tend to think this is the sort of thing that makes public prosecutors and judges yawn. Police would in all likelihood let him off with a warning.
The woman did bring any unpleasantness on herself by grabbing the guy in the first place.
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Inferno-Spirit was listening to Cher while typing:
So some old woman caught you pissing in the bushes?
If she had caught me in the bushes, why would she run to me and ask me to call the cops?
Yes, folks. This situation actually did happen, but I told her the indecent exposure charge would get laughed out of court. He could probably sue her if he knew he could, though.