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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-26-2004 07:25:11 AM
I just got an e-mail: I'm in the WoW Beta.

Oh, sweet irony.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

qwertyu
Pancake
posted 06-26-2004 07:31:10 AM
After reading this my heart rate quickened as I went to check my e mail, nothing.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-26-2004 07:58:03 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
I just got an e-mail: I'm in the WoW Beta.

Oh, sweet irony.


*steps out of the shadows silently, suddenly penis-to-ass with Karnaj, an impossibly wide smile plastered on his face*

Hi there, friend.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 06-26-2004 at 07:58 AM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-26-2004 07:58:57 AM
Then this'll really bake your potato: I won't be able to do a damn thing with it until the end of July.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-26-2004 08:00:09 AM
quote:
Karnaj's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Then this'll really bake your potato: I won't be able to do a damn thing with it until the end of July.

Germany will be bombed for this sacrilege.

...and also because we have reason to believe they carry Kegs of Mass Inebriation.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-26-2004 09:33:58 AM
Dammit.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 06-26-2004 03:10:15 PM
PvP server: Alliance. Anything else is beneath you.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-26-2004 09:40:12 PM
Checked my e-mail too, and nothing. Fuck, after virtually half a year without the ability to play online games and finally now that I have my computer back on my home network, I'm still not in the beta.

I guess it could have been worse though...I could've gotten into the beta right away, but would not have been able to play it until now. Several months at college sitting there with a useless key would've been maddening.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-27-2004 08:47:33 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Germany will be bombed for this sacrilege.

...and also because we have reason to believe they carry Kegs of Mass Inebriation.


I only drink beer that's 7% alcohol or more. Now that's what I call mass inebriation. Berliner Kindl is my favorite at the moment.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-27-2004 03:11:25 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
I only drink beer that's 7% alcohol or more. Now that's what I call mass inebriation. Berliner Kindl is my favorite at the moment.

MEIN GOTT!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-28-2004 01:40:02 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
MEIN GOTT!

This random guy I met was telling me about a beer that's a whopping 11% alcohol. Now, if I could only remember what it was...

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-28-2004 01:46:39 PM
quote:
This is what Karnaj is doing. This is what I want Karnaj to do :

This random guy I met was telling me about a beer that's a whopping 11% alcohol. Now, if I could only remember what it was...


http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php

Shows Sam Adams Triple Bock as being over 17%

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