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OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.

Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."

Thompson was not immediately available for comment. The judge, elected to the bench in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.

In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.

According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend.

The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators.

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Drysart had this to say about Robocop:
Man, I hope he gets off.

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Doomie fucked around with this message on 06-26-2004 at 02:47 AM.

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From the book of Drysart, chapter 3, verse 16:
Man, I hope he gets off.

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He might do hard time.

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Everyone wondered WTF when Gunslinger Moogle wrote:
Wahahahaha.

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Judge: "Would the jury look at Exhibitionist...err, exhibit A?"

I hope he at least gets a stiff fine, and a firm grip on reality. Although I can see where he's coming from, I think he's screwed.

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Rodent King had this to say about Duck Tales:
He may be convicted, but at least he'll get an honorable discharge.

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Trillee thought about the meaning of life:

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Rodent King wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
He may be convicted, but at least he'll get an honorable discharge.

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I laughed til I teared on this one

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So quoth Demos:
I can see it now...
I hope he at least gets a stiff fine, and a firm grip on reality. Although I can see where he's coming from, I think he's screwed.

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Apparently everyone could see where he was coming from!

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Mayor of Townsville obviously shouldn't have said:
Maybe once he's fired, he could become a lawyer, since he's obviously a master debater.

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KaLourin thought about the meaning of life:

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KaLourin had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

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Really? I thought it was

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Drysart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Man, I hope he gets off.

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YIKES! I'd expect a pun like that from Mightion.

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Check out the big brain on Mayor of Townsville!
Really? I thought it was

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nah.. it was definately

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Synjari fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 12:35 PM.

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Synjari had this to say about Knight Rider:
nah.. it was definately

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Oh well, at least it wasn't