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Topic: The perfect computer for the Geek who can't get a Girlfriend.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-25-2004 02:31:55 AM
Or just your random pervert.

nice work really.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-25-2004 02:34:01 AM
At least you can't have sex with it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 06-25-2004 02:35:47 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
At least you can't have sex with it.

The creepy thing is that I can see someone modding a Real Doll into a computer.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-25-2004 02:40:20 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
At least you can't have sex with it.

Careful, someone's liable to take that as a challenge.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-25-2004 02:47:43 AM
That motherboard has turned my floppy disc into a hard drive. I'd love to hook up with it, if it weren't for the possible viruses. I may think my protection's safe, until I find out it was a Trojan.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Chugga
Pancake
posted 06-25-2004 02:47:50 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Callalron wrote:
Careful, someone's liable to take that as a challenge.

Not really difficult either, I mean you have the structure built already. But personally I'd really trick it out, have her nipples as the power and reset buttons. With other stuff but I don't know how work safe it'd be worth mentioning.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-25-2004 02:49:36 AM
quote:
I want some of what Rodent King was smoking when they wrote this:
That motherboard has turned my floppy disc into a hard drive. I'd love to hook up with it, if it weren't for the possible viruses. I may think my protection's safe, until I find out it was a Trojan.

Her I/O ports are closed until further notice.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-25-2004 02:51:03 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Delphi Aegis wrote:
Her I/O ports are closed until further notice.

I just wanted a few overclocked minutes of Plug And Play.

In anycase, she's hot enough...I'll bet she's got a lot of fans.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-25-2004 07:10:23 AM
hrmmm.. i would have done the chick from Ghost in the shell.. she already had wires all over here and etc... would look like she was jacking in at the same time you were
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-25-2004 08:38:35 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
At least you can't have sex with it.

Of course everything can be arranged.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-25-2004 08:43:23 AM
If you had that in your house, you better be the guy that never wants a girlfriend.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-25-2004 11:28:34 AM
I'd consider building that JUST to take it to Kon and snow it off.

Plug it in and have it run UTTV or something for spectators to watch from.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-25-2004 11:34:15 AM
holy chobits batman!
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Cass
Pancake
posted 06-25-2004 12:48:05 PM
....

(shakes her head)

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