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Evercrest News Network
This.... is ENN
posted 06-22-2004 05:47:53 PM
Evercrest News Network is currently under construction, we hope you'll stick around and see what we have coming for our Summer Spectacular.

We'll have new faces, new stories, new news! Keep your eyes and ears open for our grand re-opening, folks!

No one breaks news like we do!

NO ONE BREAKS NEWS LIKE WE DO!
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-22-2004 05:52:47 PM
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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Ares
posted 06-22-2004 05:53:54 PM
AshIllustration.com
Illustration Blog
Originals for Purchase
Prints and Merchandise
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-22-2004 05:55:40 PM
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-22-2004 05:56:32 PM
Enthusiastic display of smilies!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-22-2004 06:01:59 PM
Ok.. I'll stick to text.

OMGS YAY! *dances excitedly*

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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-22-2004 06:06:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Evercrest News Network stammered:
No one breaks news wind like we do!
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-22-2004 06:17:03 PM
oh hell..

*changes the channel*

Ooh! look! Teletubbies

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-22-2004 06:29:01 PM
*steals the remote from Timpo and flips the channel back* I was watching that!!!
Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 06-22-2004 06:33:43 PM
* unplugs the TV
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-22-2004 06:34:52 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Trillee said:

I echo this sentiment.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-22-2004 06:41:46 PM
Quick! Someone report something! I'm starting to think here!!

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-22-2004 07:41:44 PM
I do not get the smiley...
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-22-2004 07:51:49 PM



Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 08:50:06 PM
When news breaks, ENN fixes it.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-22-2004 09:59:57 PM
And when the server breaks.... Drysart's probably to blame.
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-22-2004 10:18:45 PM
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Random Insanity Generator probably says this to all the girls:
And when the server breaks.... Drysart's probably to blame.

Or NINJAS.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-23-2004 12:00:04 AM
I'm Ron Burgundy?

... Damnit, who put a question mark on the teleprompter!?

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Razor
posted 06-23-2004 01:16:29 AM
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This insanity brought to you by Random Insanity Generator:
And when the server breaks.... Drysart's probably to blame.

STOP HAVING SEX ON THE SERVER!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-23-2004 01:38:32 AM
*Must remember to write up WoW expierences*
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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