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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-22-2004 12:39:08 AM
Who here is going to see "Sponge Bob Squarepants: The Motion Picture"?

*Without any shame raises his hand* I am.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 06-22-2004 12:40:46 AM
I'm ashamed to say that I love spongebob
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-22-2004 12:40:48 AM
Zair and I saw the Powerpuff girl's movie. Bring on the yellow square.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 06-22-2004 12:53:09 AM
I'll want to see it, yet money says I won't see it.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-22-2004 12:54:36 AM
That depends on what other movies are out at the time it is.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 06-22-2004 01:00:19 AM
I have a five year old who loves Spongebob. My fate is sealed.

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Goma
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 01:00:35 AM
I'd go see it. Spongebob is hella awesome.
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-22-2004 01:07:04 AM
I will see it! I come home from work everyday and watch Spongebob right before I goto my other job. I love him so.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-22-2004 01:11:04 AM
I love Spongebob. He rules.
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Zair
The Imp
posted 06-22-2004 01:15:05 AM
quote:
Rodent King wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Zair and I saw the Powerpuff girl's movie. Bring on the yellow square.

My most shameful moviegoing experience. Wait, I saw Master of Disguise. Thankfully I paid money for neither.

I don't think I've ever watched Spongebob.

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Chugga
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 02:00:22 AM
Completely unashamed to admit I'll be right there in line waiting to watch it.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-22-2004 02:02:21 AM
I'll probably see it.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-22-2004 08:59:43 AM
I like Spongebob in TV, for free. I wouldn't pay money to see him.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-22-2004 09:57:23 AM
No. Not if you paid me, not ever, not on Video, no longer on TV, and most definitely not in a Theater. Most retarded piece of shit ever created next to crap like CatDog and the like. Part of that Cartoon category that stupifies this countrie's children's collective intelligence. Yes, collective, it drops the whole THING by a significant margin... Hell you are dumber just from knowing the name... (No, I am not saying anyone is dumb, but not gonna agree it's a good show for any reason either. )

Much Venom for SpongeBob and his ilk of Cartoon bastardry.


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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-22-2004 09:57:35 AM
Eugh. I'd rather not.

Any show that killed Invader Zim is bad news to me.

Besides, GIR is much funnier on his own.

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 06-22-2004 01:43:34 PM
I'm so going to try and be out of town the opening weekend. I HATE KIDS TRAYS!!!

(reminder, I work at a movie theater)


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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 02:14:16 PM
I want to see it but none of my friends do.
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There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-22-2004 02:16:18 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Faelynn LeAndris said:
No. Not if you paid me, not ever, not on Video, no longer on TV, and most definitely not in a Theater. Most retarded piece of shit ever created next to crap like CatDog and the like. Part of that Cartoon category that stupifies this countrie's children's collective intelligence. Yes, collective, it drops the whole THING by a significant margin... Hell you are dumber just from knowing the name... (No, I am not saying anyone is dumb, but not gonna agree it's a good show for any reason either. )

Much Venom for SpongeBob and his ilk of Cartoon bastardry.

chill

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-22-2004 02:17:55 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris attempted to be funny by writing:
No. Not if you paid me, not ever, not on Video, no longer on TV, and most definitely not in a Theater. Most retarded piece of shit ever created next to crap like CatDog and the like. Part of that Cartoon category that stupifies this countrie's children's collective intelligence. Yes, collective, it drops the whole THING by a significant margin... Hell you are dumber just from knowing the name... (No, I am not saying anyone is dumb, but not gonna agree it's a good show for any reason either. )

Much Venom for SpongeBob and his ilk of Cartoon bastardry.

Somebody needs to hear the F.U.N. song

Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
All: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium… bombs!
N is for no survivors, when you-
Spongebob: Plankton! Those things aren’t what fun is
all about! Now, do it like this!
F is for friends who do stuff-
Plankton: Never! That’s completely idiotic!
Spongebob: Here, let me help you!
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
All: Down here in the deep blue sea!
Plankton: I don’t understand this. I’m feeling all tingly inside! …should we stop?
Spongebob: No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel!
Plankton: Well I like it! Let’s do it again!
Spongebob: OK!
Spongebob & Plankton: F is for frolic through all
the flowers
U is for ukulele!
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
here with my best buddy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha
ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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D Spot
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 02:27:21 PM
quote:
Mr. Crabs impressed everyone with:
I want to see it but none of my friends do.

I'll see it with you.

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-22-2004 02:38:36 PM
not only am I going to see it....



I went on the ride in the Nikelodeon (sp?) section of Wonderland too!

(that's so not my best picture... but it's funny!)

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-22-2004 02:41:05 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Somebody needs to hear the F.U.N. song

!

I rest my case.


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"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 06-22-2004 03:07:47 PM
I'm with Fae. Spongebob is one of the most atrociously stupid things I've ever seen. What I'd like to know is, who's drunken stepson took the reigns of the Nickelodeon network and decided to replace the likes of Pete and Pete with the crap they've been airing for the last half-decade or so?

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 06-22-2004 03:28:59 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when BeauChan wrote:
not only am I going to see it....



I went on the ride in the Nikelodeon (sp?) section of Wonderland too!

(that's so not my best picture... but it's funny!)


That picture rocks.

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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-22-2004 04:16:04 PM
Possibly going to see it.

And Spongebob does indeed 0wnz0r. Yeah, it's stupid as all hell, but it's supposed to be. Almost the same concept as Beavis and Butthead, only without the foul language and sexual references.

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Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
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Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-22-2004 04:17:28 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about Captain Planet:
Possibly going to see it.

And Spongebob does indeed 0wnz0r. Yeah, it's stupid as all hell, but it's supposed to be. Almost the same concept as Beavis and Butthead, only without the foul language and sexual references.

What's the point? That's the dumbest thing ever said.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-22-2004 04:42:13 PM
you should have been with me when we went to a neighbors' kid b-day party Fae. They had a Spongebob pinata, and I took great delight in watching it get beaten and dismembered with a baseball bat
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-22-2004 04:51:43 PM
I have a 2.5 year old, who hasn't been exposed to Sponge Bob, but I am sure my fate is sealed ... unless of course I can convince Dethy to take him.

Hmmm...

Jajahotep fucked around with this message on 06-22-2004 at 04:54 PM.

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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 06-22-2004 05:51:52 PM
quote:
From the book of Bloodcookie, chapter 3, verse 16:
I'm with Fae. Spongebob is one of the most atrociously stupid things I've ever seen. What I'd like to know is, who's drunken stepson took the reigns of the Nickelodeon network and decided to replace the likes of Pete and Pete with the crap they've been airing for the last half-decade or so?

I saw Pete and Pete on Nickelodeon the other day! I thought, "No, it can't be true," but it was! It was the Grand Canyon episode, I think.

I don't know if it was a one time thing or what, though.

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-22-2004 06:49:19 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Captain Planet:
That picture rocks.

It's almost as good as the 3-d ride! lol... friggin faceplant on the floor.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 06-22-2004 11:25:22 PM
You know, television has been and always will be a cultural wasteland. With a few smattering of oasis in between the piles of refuse. BTW I only saw four episodes of Spongebob, before I had to disconnect my cable service.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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