First you have the Parcelanian Horde...Pro-Axe, anti-human, foreign policy is to destroy and pillage all their foes. "A cleaved Alliance member in every garage"
Then you have the Drysartian Alliance...Anti-weapon, pro-blue (and purple) butts. Foreign policy is so green and hippy even Bob Dylan is feeling militant. "Walk softly in a green dress and carry a big banstick"
And last but not least you have the Third Party Naeists...Sort of the middle ground. You can have weapons and you should have training so you don't put your eye out. Against any sort of relationship legislation. Foreign policy seems to be to get out of other peoples' business and do bong hits.
The question I pose to you is this: Who are the candidates running mates? If we the Evercrestians pick Parcelan, will we get an order of Snoota with that? If you go with Nae, do you end up smelling of Trillee? And...who exactly will risk being chased around the President's desk by Drysart?
Candidates, let's hear your choices for running mates and political offices.
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Nae - UBT
Drysart - Trillee or Xyrra
That is my guess 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Falaanla Marr wrote:
Parcelan - SnootaNae - UBT
Drysart - Trillee or Xyrra
That is my guess
Probaly.
UTB is going to be the First Sir(Man?)
I'm a Neabitarian... 
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Trillee said:
Probaly.
UTB is going to be the First Sir(Man?)
I'm a Neabitarian...
Theoretically it would be the "First Lord" I think, but that probably wouldn't go over well. Too Royalty/rank sounding.
JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 06-21-2004 at 12:47 PM.
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How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
A Gydyon/Bloodsage ticket would be one I am willing to support.
with Azziza as Secretary of Defence!
I'd vote for that.
(unless Drysart supplies more naked Nicole Kidman) 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Alaan said:
Theoretically it would be the "First Lord" I think, but that probably wouldn't go over well. Too Royalty/rank sounding.
Or First Gentleman
Xyrra fucked around with this message on 06-21-2004 at 03:35 PM.
I disagree with Deth's Yellow Journalistic opinion of my platform, but that's okay. When I am Dictator, I will have a job for Deth. He will be my Minister of General Knowledge and All Things Scientific or Heroic.
As for my running mate, I have not chosen one. I think that Callalron would be my most likely choice. He would kickass at keeping the grubby populace in line. There would be no kids on my lawn, for sure!
Discretion is our watchword. 
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Callalron Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I stand ready to be Chief of the Secret Police and head of the Intelligence Services for whoever ends up winning.Discretion is our watchword.
You are my main man!
I would even give you a couple new Russian submachine guns to shoot quail with.
I like to keep myself busy when I can.
Or in, as the case may be.
And yeah a political debate would be cool.
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Abbikat came out of the closet to say:
(unless Drysart supplies more naked Nicole Kidman)
Keep in mind, that I have every intention of butchering those who oppose me and counting them as voters for me.
I am not a crook.
*gets out the red tape*
I am forming the (_|_) party in favor of Drysart.
