Azizza
Perhaps you havent noticed, but nobody gives a flying fuck about your Mac, your car, or life anymore. Once upon a time you were interesting to watch, because your complete lack of tact, intelligence, and wit made for funny debate and flame threads. Now, sadly, youre about as limp as Kegwen on the receiving end of a lap dance.
Beaukat
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. * gasp *
hahahahaha!
Delphi
You again. Jesus, how do you keep making my list? Oh, I know. Stop being such a fucking douche. I didnt get you anything for your birthday but bile and hatred, ready? You already missed it, you cockbobbing little shit.
JooJooFlop
Now, heres time for honesty. You are the sole motherfucking reason for this thread. Everyone else is fluff. And not fluff in the oral sex kind of way, which I wouldnt mind from Beaukat; one would imagine thats all shes good at. Anyway. Back to you, you aggrivating little fuck. I cant think of any nicer or worse way to say it, so here it comes; You suck the fun out of everything you touch. I doubt those three keys even have a spot on your keyboard anymore. They must be tiny black holes amidst the other 98 101 keys. You are a withering fucking cesspool of apathy and spite. I, like Parcelan, do honestly wish for your death, or at least your banning.
Maho
You havent changed. You arent funny. You have no moral, intellectual or situational superiority. Just sit down and shut up for a little while, try to fade into the background, and hope for short memories to reign when you arise again.
MaraTao
You guys are really, really, slipping lately. Maradon hasnt gotten drunk, Tao hasnt.. filmed him while drunk. You guys having a fight or something? Shit, get on the ball and get funny, or get off the wagon.
Mightion
See Beaukat. And then, kill yourself. A year and a half ago I cared about you, felt a bit sorry, and considered you a friend, Mightion.. Now its just getting fucking pathetic. A year and a half ago all this shit was in someway acceptable, but now its old and tired.
RedMage
Youre the gothiest goth to ever goth these goth. And thats gothing you to Goth, you remember Goth, dont you? Goth.. Goth, goth could goth the goth out of some goths, you know? It was gothing goth.
Ruvyen
Just go away. Please fucking GO AWAY. Youve had over three years now to try and fit your round peg into Evercrests square hole. Its not working. Even a dog wouldve learned by now. Youre better suited as a punching bag on Something Awful, so haul your ass over there where youll be appreciated.
It's not something people hear about.
You heard me right.
Liam fucked around with this message on 06-19-2004 at 11:11 PM.
Edit: Fuck you Skaw.
Liam
Who let you out of the basement? And where's your Gimp suit? You're falling to the same affliction as MaraTao, being that you haven't been funny in weeks. The Magic Eight Ball says 'try again later', bitch.
Skaw
oh man wow personality ahoy here boys 
These are the big leagues of SmartAssery, and you're hopelessly outmatched, little boy.
Do I hear bells? 'cause Liam just got SCHOOLED.
Damn, is it hot in here? Skaw just got BURNT.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Gainsborough painfully thought these words up:
Yawn.
Someone's jealous that he got left out.
Sorry, dude, you lost tons of your freakiness to be warranted. I mean, when's the last time you obsessed over Aeris?
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Someone's jealous that he got left out.Sorry, dude, you lost tons of your freakiness to be warranted. I mean, when's the last time you obsessed over Aeris?
Since the last time I played FFVII.
I have a short at
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Sean obviously shouldn't have said:
ADDENDUMS:Liam
Who let you out of the basement? And where's your Gimp suit? You're falling to the same affliction as MaraTao, being that you haven't been funny in weeks. The Magic Eight Ball says 'try again later', bitch.Skaw
oh man wow personality ahoy here boysThese are the big leagues of SmartAssery, and you're hopelessly outmatched, little boy.
Do I hear bells? 'cause Liam just got SCHOOLED.
Damn, is it hot in here? Skaw just got BURNT.
I'll have you know that the Gimp was an amazing and diverse character you shit head.
It's not something people hear about.
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A sleep deprived Holden stammered:
I always thought you hated me the most for some reason.
You had a sudden stroke of genius awhile back and got off the "anti-bandwagon bandwagon."
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Mr. Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
You had a sudden stroke of genius awhile back and got off the "anti-bandwagon bandwagon."
Zing!
I now have a mammoth sized headache from the truckload of stupid and sheer ignorance I was just subjected to.
Just more proof to add to the pile about the complete lack of original thought you and Parce bring to this place.
Sean's funny. If you're in third grade, that is.
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Redmage Darkrayver impressed everyone with:
*shudders*I now have a mammoth sized headache from the truckload of stupid and sheer ignorance I was just subjected to.
Just more proof to add to the pile about the complete lack of original thought you and Parce bring to this place.
I concur and suffer the same...
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about pies:
Just more proof to add to the pile about the complete lack of original thought you and Parce bring to this place.
I love how you goths show your independance and originality in exactly the same way. It's like.. original.. but not. You know? No, you don't. You're too fucking stupid to realize you're being dragged down by the lead weights you keep driving through every available piece of cartilage.
Brilliant minds do not think alike. Brilliant minds think in abstract or witty ways. Idiotic hiveminded in-duh-viduals think alike.
Making the conncetion between Goth and Smurf, for example, is brilliance. Thinking yourself above it because you're unable to face reality is idiotic.
It's not something people hear about.
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Maho attempted to be funny by writing:
I concur and suffer the same...
If you want, we can always put it to a vote as to who everyone would rather have around.
I admit that I'm nowhere near as funny as you two, though. I've never come up with such gems as "her makeup is a part of her!" or "I don't know what you're talking about; I never talked about being a Christian fanatic or whips and chains."
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
If you want, we can always put it to a vote as to who everyone would rather have around.I admit that I'm nowhere near as funny as you two, though. I've never come up with such gems as "her makeup is a part of her!" or "I don't know what you're talking about; I never talked about being a Christian fanatic or whips and chains."
I vote Parce to stay, Maho to leave.
Sean's usually someone I enjoy reading too, but I know very little of Redmage and while he may look the part of Goth very much, he's never acted like too much of one in the little bit I've read of him...
...Kagrama owns you all though.
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Trent Model 2000 was programmed to say:
*goths all over Sean and Parce, leaving streaks of black eyeliner and poetry written in his own blood on homemade parchment paper in his wake*
You're fine. You don't pretend to not be Goth and you've never claimed that your makeup was a part of you.
But cross us and we'll turn on your like that, we will!
Damn yo iz hot shit an he got da parts to move!
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Vallo's fortune cookie read:
I know very little of Redmage and while he may look the part of Goth very much, he's never acted like too much of one in the little bit I've read of him...
For the record, I no longer call myself goth, that phase ended when I stopped dating Jessica Rabbit (BlueMage). I don't call myself anything but myself. I honestly only wear what I like, and what's comfortable. I refuse to dress like a Thug or Wigger, I tend to dress more Punk/Rocker when i'm going out somewhere. Otherwise, I just bum around in jeans a t-shirts.
And what's wrong with joojooflop? For a while I thought you accidentally typed the wrong name.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Redmage Darkrayver who doth quote:
I honestly only wear what I like, and what's comfortable.
Eye makeup?
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Maradon! painfully thought these words up:
Eye makeup?
zinged.
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Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about pies:
For the record, I no longer call myself goth, that phase ended when I stopped dating Jessica Rabbit (BlueMage).
I don't call myself a sexy bitch and tell everyone I'm hung like a horse.
But that doesn't mean it's not true.
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We were all impressed when Maradon! wrote:
And what's wrong with joojooflop? For a while I thought you accidentally typed the wrong name.
He's been a major buzzkill the last few weeks, and it's been pissing a lot of people off in IRC.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
If you want, we can always put it to a vote as to who everyone would rather have around.I admit that I'm nowhere near as funny as you two, though. I've never come up with such gems as "her makeup is a part of her!" or "I don't know what you're talking about; I never talked about being a Christian fanatic or whips and chains."
You know, I spent about 10 minutes thinking about this post because I wasn't sure if I had denied either of those things. After thinking about it, I did recall saying that my POV had changed (regarding the Christian fanaticism) and, as for the whips and chains, well, I do like dominant womans.... Is it not possible for someone have a complete perspective change over the period of a couple months?
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Redmage Darkrayver had this to say about Duck Tales:
*shudders*I now have a mammoth sized headache from the truckload of stupid and sheer ignorance I was just subjected to.
Just more proof to add to the pile about the complete lack of original thought you and Parce bring to this place.
God your sig is horrible.
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Maho thought about the meaning of life:
You know, I spent about 10 minutes thinking about this post because I wasn't sure if I had denied either of those things. After thinking about it, I did recall saying that my POV had changed (regarding the Christian fanaticism) and, as for the whips and chains, well, I do like dominant womans.... Is it not possible for someone have a complete perspective change over the period of a couple months?
It happened in the span of a week.
While not impossible, it does mark you as a flighty imbecile.
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
It happened in the span of a week.While not impossible, it does mark you as a flighty imbecile.
Perhaps. Or maybe not. I needn't go into all my reasons, but there were/are plenty of them and good ones. The problems I had with the church would turn anyone away from it and strictures it imposes. It was a process of months and those posts came just before the culmination of my disgust with the church and, thus, right before a drastic change in perspective. Maho fucked around with this message on 06-20-2004 at 12:39 AM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Maho got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Perhaps. Or maybe not. I needn't go into all my reasons, but there were/are plenty of them and good ones. The problems I had with the church would turn anyone away from it and strictures it imposes.
Show us on the doll where he touched you.
It's not something people hear about.
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Gadani impressed everyone with:
God your sig is horrible.
>_<
Hard to get a pic of Riddick holding that Tea Cup of his. I had to make due with what I had.
I'll attempt to find a better one. In the meantime, I'll change sigs.
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Maho had this to say about dark elf butts:
Perhaps. Or maybe not. I needn't go into all my reasons, but there were/are plenty of them and good ones. The problems I had with the church would turn anyone away from it and strictures it imposes. It was a process of months and those posts came just before the culmination of my disgust with the church and, thus, right before a drastic change in perspective.
Ah, so you lack the individual thought process to establish your own identity and tried to find it within the church. That didn't work out so now you seek it in anime or other such things that would drive you to pretend to be a woman.
Don't bother denying it; it's as clear as day.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Ah, so you lack the individual thought process to establish your own identity and tried to find it within the church. That didn't work out so now you seek it in anime or other such things that would drive you to pretend to be a woman.Don't bother denying it; it's as clear as day.
Clear as day? On a forum site wherein I choose to put forth whatever face takes my mood at the moment? Yeah, that's a great set of facts to base such observations on. You're well on your way to a Nobel Prize there buddy.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
you too, Sean. 
