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BOZEMAN, Montana (AP) -- A tractor-trailer overturned on a curve on a highway, spilling its load of hundreds of bee hives and unleashing some nine million angry honey bees.
That would scare me so much! I don't like bees!
Kaglaaz How'ler fucked around with this message on 06-16-2004 at 02:57 PM.
But I have learned how to handle them safely. We even had a small hive at our old house, one of the last that was non africanized the guy said. Drove through a migrating hive the other day even.
The little buggers are nice, if you're nice to them.
If I was on that highway, I woulda rolled up my windows, even if it was 100 degrees out.
Or did I hit it?
Who knows.. all I know is it freakin' hurts!
Unlike bees, those little bastards don't lose their stinger after one sting.
Send me to war, let people shoot at me, but god knows I will never wade through a sea of bees.
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How.... Katrinity.... uughhhhhh:
Try having a wasp go up your pants and sting you multiple times up your leg and your buttUnlike bees, those little bastards don't lose their stinger after one sting.
nononono!
OW OW OW!
I don't like wasps either! Most bugs plain freak me out, but ones that I know can hurt me, really do!
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Katrinity impressed everyone with:
Try having a wasp go up your pants and sting you multiple times up your leg and your butt
That reminds me of a golf joke:
A woman walks into the club infirmary, yelling "Ow, OW!" The doctor asks "What's wrong?" The woman says "A bee stung me between the first and second holes!" The doctor says "Well, your stance is too wide."
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There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
That reminds me of a golf joke:A woman walks into the club infirmary, yelling "Ow, OW!" The doctor asks "What's wrong?" The woman says "A bee stung me between the first and second holes!" The doctor says "Well, your stance is too wide."
omg.. hahahah
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Nobody really understood why Peter wrote:
Hay, thats the place I were is was born, and I add nothing else to the thread.
Between the first and second holes?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Apparently it really, really hurt.
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Katrinity had this to say:
Try having a wasp go up your pants and sting you multiple times up your leg and your butt
Mortious shrinks himself into a small metal wasp, and crawls up Kat's pants. He promptly gets lost around the back of the knee and has to ask for directions.
ooo bad pun.
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Sakkra had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I got tazed by police today. It hurts far worse than a beesting.
Laughs. What did you do? Or not do? As this case may bee. Hee hee.
I've been stung many different times. A friend of ours who lives on a farm has problems with wasp nests sometimes. I remember a nest that was huge and it was in a tree next to the road where the cattle passed by. I couldn't put my arms all the way around it... not that I would.. but thats how big it was.
Bee stings are also used in treatment for MS, neoropathy and other stuff. Not sure I would ever go for that treatment tho.
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From the book of Genericgirl, chapter 3, verse 16:
Laughs. What did you do? Or not do? As this case may bee. Hee hee.
I just got hired with the police department, so as part of orientation we had a class on the equipment the officers use (I was hired as a civilian in the records center), and was dumb enough to volunteer.
Congrats on the new job.quote:
Sakkra wrote this stupid crap:
Thank you.
omg you work for evil Metro!
haha grats Sakkra!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Nae said:
omg you work for evil Metro!haha grats Sakkra!
Metro good, Highway patrol and City Marshalls evil.
