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Topic: I'm in El Paso!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2004 01:41:29 PM
Hey, I'm visiting KaL and Synjari. 12 hour drive, hah! I made it in 10.

So I'll be leaving tomorrow morning, though, since I work Monday morning.

How's everyone doing? I brought my camera, so I can get everyone more pics of Shirtless KaL for the ladies.

Sean
posted 06-12-2004 01:43:32 PM
We demand shirtless pics of all three of you, in KaL's famous shirtless pose.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-12-2004 01:45:25 PM
Or you and KaL can just sit out this one.
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-12-2004 01:55:11 PM
quote:
From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Or you and KaL can just sit out this one.

Yeah, Snoots just wants the Timpo porn.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-12-2004 01:56:56 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris painfully thought these words up:
Yeah, Snoots just wants the Timpo porn.

Nobody mentioned Timpo in this thread, except you.

Is there something you care to tell us?

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-12-2004 02:01:47 PM
quote:
Snoota painfully thought these words up:
Nobody mentioned Timpo in this thread, except you.

Is there something you care to tell us?


Where there is a Bajah, there is always a Timpo.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-12-2004 02:02:41 PM
quote:
Verily, Faelynn LeAndris doth proclaim:
Where there is a Bajah, there is always a Timpo.

Not here, until you admited to your Timpo fetish and your desire of naked Timpo pictures.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-12-2004 02:06:03 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
Not here, until you admited to your Timpo fetish and your desire of naked Timpo pictures.

No, I just have priveleged information to the effect of letting me know KaL and them wouldn't be around this weekend due to Bajah and Timpo visiting.

And, I'm psychic...

They told me on my message boards.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-12-2004 02:07:54 PM
quote:
How.... Faelynn LeAndris.... uughhhhhh:
No, I just have priveleged information to the effect of letting me know KaL and them wouldn't be around this weekend due to Bajah and Timpo visiting.

And, I'm psychic...

They told me on my message boards.


Really, it's okay. We are not here to judge.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-12-2004 02:43:43 PM
Bring back some tacos while you're there.

*loves Old El Paso taco mix*

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-12-2004 02:56:43 PM
I wouldn't mind some tacos, either.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-12-2004 08:08:22 PM
Tacos were dinner last night.

It's Enchiladas tonight!

And you people are all really lonely if you're so hard up for shirtless ECer pics

Delaney
Pancake
posted 06-12-2004 10:39:02 PM
Um..*waves her hand* You saw nothing...

Delaney fucked around with this message on 06-12-2004 at 10:39 PM.

Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-12-2004 10:39:58 PM
Only a certain, very select group of shirtless EC'ers *nods* And ya'll would be the four (yes I said for, don't forget the Synny!! omg) I'd request pics of, teehee. So um...DO EET!!
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-12-2004 10:43:02 PM
quote:
From the book of Bajah, chapter 3, verse 16:
And you people are all really lonely if you're so hard up for shirtless ECer pics

Hey, KaL and Synny both have nice racks.

...what?

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-12-2004 11:10:49 PM
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the the title was

"Down in the old Texas town of El Paso... "

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 06-12-2004 11:20:56 PM
quote:
BeauChan wrote this stupid crap:
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the the title was

"Down in the old Texas town of El Paso... "


I thought:

quote:
At twenty five she did her part in the killing of nine innocent people, including my unborn daughter, in a small wedding chapel in El Paso Texas. But on that day, five years ago, she made one big mistake...

...she should have killed ten.





moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Lashanna
noob
posted 06-13-2004 04:57:10 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Delaney:
Um..*waves her hand* You saw nothing...

Heh, I used that picture in your sig as a Sigpic, a long time ago.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Delaney
Pancake
posted 06-13-2004 01:31:33 PM
It's a nice pic...and I haven't posted with this account in over 6 months..but it was there then too (That wasn't a sigtest..that was Caela posting with the wrong account )
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-13-2004 06:58:31 PM
rar
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-13-2004 07:21:20 PM
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved

So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there In silence
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride
Just as fast as I could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone; in life nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow a bullet will find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart
And at last here I am on the hill overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's Cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong, for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary, I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss, then Felina good-bye...

- "El Paso", Marty Robbins




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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 06-13-2004 10:26:27 PM
thats nice..
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-13-2004 10:30:32 PM
All this talk of shirtless pics. Didn't we have a 'post your chest' thread a while back?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
*Tal*
Pancake
posted 06-13-2004 11:17:37 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
[QB][/QB]

4 years, Moogs... not 5.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-14-2004 12:01:42 AM
I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 06-14-2004 12:06:10 AM
oh shit.. me too!
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 06-14-2004 12:47:16 AM
What an astonishing thing!!! Considering ya'll were in the same car..

Welcome home.

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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