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Topic: It's too hot today.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-09-2004 09:16:42 PM
I feel grumpy and irritable. Help please.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 06-09-2004 09:19:57 PM
If the temperature around you is anything under 100(insert degree sign here) than you get no sympathy from me.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-09-2004 09:20:10 PM
*crams RK into the freezer in his garage and seals the door shut*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Suddar
posted 06-09-2004 09:27:12 PM
It was 100 degrees today...
in Maine....
.....
The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 06-09-2004 09:29:34 PM
quote:
Suddar stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
It was 100 degrees today...
in Maine....
.....

I'd love to be in Main right now.

I love it when it's hot out, when I was little and it was in the 90s all my friends went in because it was too hot out, I went in because it all my friends were inside.

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 06-09-2004 09:30:57 PM
This or Ice cold Gatorade.

Janus. fucked around with this message on 06-09-2004 at 09:31 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-09-2004 09:31:08 PM
117 degree average this week in Arizona.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-09-2004 09:32:41 PM
Joojoo's the only one who's trying to he-

Falls over clutching at his throat.

Edit: Gatorade's a good idea actually, I'll go pick some up later.

Rodent King fucked around with this message on 06-09-2004 at 09:34 PM.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-09-2004 09:46:11 PM
*runs up to RK* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER! *runs away*
MorbId
Pancake
posted 06-09-2004 09:47:28 PM
Find a cool place and sleep.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-09-2004 09:51:34 PM
I add nothing except to say that it's 61 degrees here, overcast, and rainy. ^_^
Mightion Defensor
posted 06-09-2004 10:03:31 PM
I came up the stairs to my apartment and said to my mother "Geez, it's warm tonight."

She says "It's only 78. What are you going to do when it gets really hot?"

I told her: "The same thing I'm going to do now; go into my room, close the door, and turn on the air conditioner."

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 06-10-2004 12:01:52 AM
STFU if you have air conditioning. It was 90 degrees here in Germany on Wednesday outside and Germans don't install or run air conditioning in anything but grocery stores, so it seems.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 12:02:07 AM
quote:
Suddar stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
It was 100 degrees today...
in Maine....
.....

It was was probably a nice 72 F with a cool breeze and big fluffy clouds in San Diego.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-10-2004 12:05:16 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about John Romero:
STFU if you have air conditioning. It was 90 degrees here in Germany on Wednesday outside and Germans don't install or run air conditioning in anything but grocery stores, so it seems.

I remember when Europeans were crying about dying from heatstroke at 88 degrees in the afternoon and I was wearing long pants in 120.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-10-2004 12:21:11 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I remember when Europeans were crying about dying from heatstroke at 88 degrees in the afternoon and I was wearing long pants in 120.

It's the humidity that gets you.

You damn near need an aqualung to breathe on some days here in the summer.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-10-2004 12:41:14 AM
Try complaining after you've been working an 8 hour shift in this heat. And by working, I mean landscaping type stuff.

I work at one of the city parks, and it was insanely hot (40degrees with humidex...in Celsius)

Redmage Darkrayver fucked around with this message on 06-10-2004 at 12:41 AM.

Peter
Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 12:43:06 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Tron:
STFU if you have air conditioning. It was 90 degrees here in Germany on Wednesday outside and Germans don't install or run air conditioning in anything but grocery stores, so it seems.

Freak heat wave? I kinda thought germany never really got that hot.

Besides, Germans don't need Air conditioning, Thats what cold beer is for

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 06-10-2004 12:57:10 AM
quote:
Peter was naked while typing this:
Freak heat wave? I kinda thought germany never really got that hot.

Besides, Germans don't need Air conditioning, Thats what cold beer is for


Remember - A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 06-10-2004 12:58:12 AM
Peter, where were you last summer, under a rock? The freak heat wave was all over the news in August.

Hot temps + no air conditioning = nothing gets done. Add cold beer : nothing gets done and you don't care.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2004 01:00:31 AM
was 60 here.

*shivers*

Peter
Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 01:05:33 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress painfully thought these words up:
Peter, where were you last summer, under a rock? The freak heat wave was all over the news in August......


See here in New Jersey, what we get in the news is how people are to hot in NYC, or too hot in Philly.


And last summer I was about 2-10 miles east with a cold beer in one hand, a rod in the other and the only temp I could care about was the water temp

Peter fucked around with this message on 06-10-2004 at 01:07 AM.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-10-2004 01:07:20 AM
44F overnight here... currently (at 3pm) 49F..

*curls up under a pile of warm blankets*




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-10-2004 01:11:39 AM
It's getting hot in here.
So take off all your clothes.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-10-2004 01:32:08 AM
quote:
This one time, at Vernaltemptress camp:
STFU if you have air conditioning. It was 90 degrees here in Germany on Wednesday outside and Germans don't install or run air conditioning in anything but grocery stores, so it seems.

Europeans are funny. They think anything over 90 degrees is hot.

How little they really know.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 02:40:53 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Optimus Prime:
STFU if you have air conditioning. It was 90 degrees here in Germany on Wednesday outside and Germans don't install or run air conditioning in anything but grocery stores, so it seems.

So that's why the A/C sucks so bad in all BMWs. Ok.

Yeah, Tuesday, I was over in my friends garage in Gilbert AZ after driving 60 miles, with no AC, installing new parts on my car. I only thought it was hot inside the car inside the garage. Worked on it for 5 hours, then went for a 'test drive' during which I squealed the tires more in 5 minutes than I had in 5 months of driving it.

Oh, it was kind of hot today. It's acutally suppost to be a nice cool time where we're bearly hitting 100 this week in the valley. I'll probably go swimming tomorrow.

What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 06-10-2004 05:14:03 AM
What is a humidex?
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 05:42:41 AM
Now, I remember growing up in Cali.. it'd hit 90, and I'd finally bother to put shorts on. It hit 100, and I'd make sure to go swimming or something.. 110, and I would go to the pool, and home..

Thing is.. the base I lived on had three pools. One on the main base area, near the flightline, one in the housing area, that was full of little kid pee, and the Officers Pool, which was hidden from view unless you knew where to look.

The closest of the pools with the lower urine content, was 5 miles from my house. And most days, my friends and I walked there.

Then, I move to Georgia. Hello humidity. I have adapted to the heat, and humidity, and I can breathe fine. But then, I also sleep through the hottest part of the day, and have ceiling fans and AC on all the time.

Now, givin the average age of the forums members.. that means most of you guys started to pussy out about the heat 10 years early. Hell, if I lived in a nice dry heat place, I'd still be happy with the weather.

Fucking South Georgia... where the air is so wet, the skeeters have gills.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-10-2004 08:51:00 AM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Europeans are funny. They think anything over 90 degrees is hot.

How little they really know.


We think the same thing in TN. Our humidity is usually over 80%, though.

Phoenix
Pancake
posted 06-10-2004 11:15:57 PM
It's why I love Buffalo.. +80* one day. 50* the next. I guess I can't put away my winter sweaters yet.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-10-2004 11:24:52 PM
quote:
Batty wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I add nothing except to say that it's 61 degrees here, overcast, and rainy. ^_^

is 56 and that.. with a high wind.

gods I hate washington....

(*edit* migraine makes typos MUCHMOREFUN)

Trillee fucked around with this message on 06-10-2004 at 11:28 PM.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-10-2004 11:47:01 PM
Eh, was in AZ last weekend, regularly over 100, and was helping move stuff in and wasn't too uncomfortable...And now I'm here in WA where it's around 60, cold and cloudy. Really weird with the extremes change.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 06-11-2004 09:47:16 AM
It hasn't stopped raining here in two weeks. It has steadily stayed in the 90's the entire time.

Torrential Downpours + 90 Degree Heat + Living on a Lake + Insects = Miserable Existance


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Ares
posted 06-11-2004 12:29:07 PM
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-11-2004 12:31:53 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris had this to say about Pirotess:
It hasn't stopped raining here in two weeks. It has steadily stayed in the 90's the entire time.

Torrential Downpours + 90 Degree Heat + Living on a Lake + Insects = Miserable Existance


so THATS why you want us to move there... to suffer with you!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 06-11-2004 12:58:13 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Captain Planet:
Europeans are funny. They think anything over 90 degrees is hot.

How little they really know.


I know more than you give me credit for.

I grew up in California where we had 90+ degrees from May through September and at least 10+ consecutive days of 110 degrees in August. But there was always a lake or a river to waste the day/weeks/months (depending on one's obligations) at or one could expect A/C in any home, workplace or store.

Then I was in Arkansas (the BFE side), where I first learned about humidity and heat indexes. 80 degrees with 90% humidity was unbearable, but in Arkansas I could be inside anyplace with A/Cing and escape the heat. Except I had a car without airconditioning and lived an hour from work. I had to learn to freeze a can of soda at work during the day and put that can between my legs for the drive home from work to avoid heatstroke.

Then we spent several years in Omaha, Nebraska, where I learned about wind chills, down to -40 degrees (and I feel for those Canucks who have had it worse). Still had humidity in the summers, still had air-conditioned places to go to escape the misery.

After a couple more stops in the States, we find Germany's heat is somewhere between California's dry heat on a good day and Arkansas' humid heat on a bad day. Not a bad thing when it's one day here and there separated by long, cool spells. But it's a bitch not having airconditioning when we have several days of heat with no cool spells in sight.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-11-2004 03:03:46 PM
I just wish the Germans would grok the whole concept of screen windows. I hated opening my windows on a nice day, only to have my apartment end up being full of all sorts of flying critters. {I lived in the last hosue before you left town, and it was right next to a small potato field.)

As for heat, hell, we've gone a month straight and the tempurature has never gone below 90 degrees. Imagine the overnight low being, like, 93 for a month. When I retrained in the Air Force, I went to tech school in Biloxi, Mississippi for 4 months. During summer. THAT'S some serious humidity. Nothing like walking back to class after it's rained and there's steam rising up from the ground.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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