The post by OP earlier got me thinking..and I have to come clean.
I post on her account all the time by accident. We have the same account email addy, and the same password, because she logs into my computer when she actually logs in, and I wanted to be able to have the dropdown box to switch names without logging back in. This likely tripped the unannounced alt thingermabobs, and made taran/Drysart/CAPTAIN ALT HIMSELF, wonder. But, we are us. I am me, and she is her. Merei is really Merei. She is really my wife. And yes, she really is hot.
Now lets drag this shit out properly. Who do you have questions about? Don't expect an answer from me on this shit, because I dont know for sure about everybody. I know some of them, but not all of them. If the person/people wish to defend themselves, they will. If not, they won't. But if you really wanna know.. ASK, FOOL.
Oh, and if you want to be left out, dont post in the thread at all. If you respond to jackassery, you deserve what you get.
And don't ask me who on EC I have cybered. I wont tell. (Except Snoota.. he already knows anyway)
Because I've seen pictures...
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
Is it true that Drysart's really a hot girl?Because I've seen pictures...
Yes.
See, Drysart never really existed. Tim Fries is the alter ego of a chick whose name really IS Piper. She's a german uberhacker who relocated to Wisconson to avoid the Mossad who were hunting down nazi war criminal sympathizers. She made up the Fries persona to throw off the JewSpy guys, and continue hacking in peace.
Yes, she is hot.
No, she gave lousy head.
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nem-x got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Tell me everything you know.
I need specific questions and/or people, you slanty eyed freak.
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So quoth JooJooFlop:
Is it true nem isn't an asian at all but just a squinting latino?
Nope, not true. He's asian. But only HALF asian. The other half is some form of island monkey with very good hand/eye coordination.
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Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Is it true Parcelan stories aren't really funny?
Amazingly enough, yes. Parcelan stories are just rehashed episodes fo 1980's wednesday night sitcom scripts. Why has this never come up before? Easy, nobody payed attention to them back then. Now, today's youth will believe anything is funny, if you tell them it is.
Except when a guy is waiting for a bus, and accidentally walks into a gay bar on stripper night..
come ON.. like that bar didnt have banners hanging advertising it.
It's not something people hear about.
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Tal NSFW!! had this to say about Pirotess:
Except when a guy is waiting for a bus, and accidentally walks into a gay bar on stripper night..come ON.. like that bar didnt have banners hanging advertising it.
It didn't, actually. I'm pretty sure you need some special license to have strippers at your place of business, and being a little dingy bar in the middle of the boonies they probably don't have it.
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Nobody really understood why Sean wrote:
Am I alone in thinking baklava tastes like shit?
Hard to believe, but yes. Why is it hard to believe? because so few people realize the actual ingredients in traditional baklava includes the feces of at least three household animals. Not many people make traditional baklava anymore, sadly.
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There was much rejoicing when KaLourin said this:
lets hear the dirt you got on me.
popcorn shrimp.
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Am I alone in thinking baklava tastes like shit?
I don't like it much myself, so the next time I make it I'm putting some bits of chocolate in with the nuts and I'm replacing the honey glaze with a raspberry one.
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This insanity brought to you by Tal NSFW!!:
popcorn shrimp.
right in your ear bitch
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We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
If Archer Penguin never existed, who was that I was making out with in that dark closet at that party with all the other high school kids outside cheering us on?
Boof
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Snoota attempted to be funny by writing:
If Archer Penguin never existed, who was that I was making out with in that dark closet at that party with all the other high school kids outside cheering us on?
Why the fuck are we bending over backwards in indifference to cater to these weak, lying, selfish sonsabitches? The furthest thing from anyone's mind should be, "It's okay, you told the truth." It ought to be a fucking public hanging for some of the shit pulled.
Times like this I miss the older days, when we could call people on this shit, and not have to worry about what the fucking message icon was used to start the thread. 'Not Funny' and 'Whine' should be changed to 'Attention Whore' already, black words over a white note with something written in blood.
While we're at it, 'Fruity', 'Love Me', '(_|_)' and 'Rar' should be changed to the Spam food logo. Sean fucked around with this message on 06-08-2004 at 04:11 AM.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean probably says this to all the girls:
Why the fuck are we bending over backwards in indifference...
Huh? Seems to me not really caring requires less effort than anything else.
Besides, the guy's life is obviously shit. What would putting more shit on the pile give us?
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Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Aww, poor Sean wants some attention!
Unlike some people, I bring an intelligent thought or two to the table. Depending on what I've had to drink that day.
All we do by tolerating shit like this is send the message that we'll continue to do so.
It's not something people hear about.
I've been your friend for awhile and put up with your bullshit daily... why have they not been shared with me?
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Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I heard a rumor that you gave Drysart some naked pictures of Merei.I've been your friend for awhile and put up with your bullshit daily... why have they not been shared with me?
Why have YOU not shared the hothot Toriporn with me?
As a side note, I heard a rumor that you and Timpo have gone beyond mere friendship, and the back seat of your Tiburon holds biochemical proof. I cannot say where I heard this rumor, for I am bound to secrecy.*
*The sledgehammer scares me.
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Kermitov wrote this stupid crap:
If something is neither here nor there WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? HUH? WHERE?
Aury's Pants.
quote:This is what Tal NSFW!! is doing. This is what I want Tal NSFW!! to do
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Why have YOU not shared the hothot Toriporn with me?
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As a side note, I heard a rumor that you and Timpo have gone beyond mere friendship, and the back seat of your Tiburon holds biochemical proof. I cannot say where I heard this rumor, for I am bound to secrecy.**The sledgehammer scares me.
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Pvednes had this to say about (_|_):
Schpill on it all
Pvednes really is a skinny, redhaired femenine aussie boy. He is really going to the university, and studying to be a scientist. All of this he has said, and has been very honest about.
However.
When he is not out trying to satisfy his lust for redhaired, freckled, catholic schoolgirls, he is in the Laboratoryat night, attempting to genetically splice animals together, to modify thier DNA makeup, and produce the ultimate Pvednes Pleasure Toy... What he has not yet realized, is that squirrels dont take batteries.
Snoota fucked around with this message on 06-08-2004 at 05:12 AM.
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Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
About a year ago, this may have been funny. I keep hearing buttsex jokes from Tori and other people enough to the point where I find it more stupid and annoying than anything else.
You forgot to do the Jedi Handwave thing about the Toriporn.
You are right about the buttsex joke tho.. I'll try to do better when I get home in the mornin. You deserve the effort.. unlike the rest of these wretched heathens.
quote:You forgot to do the Jedi Handwave thing about the Toriporn.
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Check out the big brain on Tal NSFW!!!
Pvednes really is a skinny, redhaired femenine aussie boy. He is really going to the university, and studying to be a scientist. All of this he has said, and has been very honest about.However.
When he is not out trying to satisfy his lust for redhaired, freckled, catholic schoolgirls, he is in the Laboratoryat night, attempting to genetically splice animals together, to modify thier DNA makeup, and produce the ultimate Pvednes Pleasure Toy... What he has not yet realized, is that squirrels dont take batteries.
It's all true... 
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Trent had this to say about Tron:
Tell me all the dirt you have on Aani.
Aani doesn't know Drysart/Taran/Scirin, is really a hothot german chick named Piper. I have told her dozens of times, but she refuses to see reality.
As for Trent.
Trent does not actually exist. Generic Girl really does exist, and posts on the forums from time to time as Trent, while taking a break from The Sims, because wathcing 17 guys line up to play guitar is pretty fucking boring. However, she is an elitist, and cannot be seen slumming the forums because she has nothing better to do, so she invented Trent, who is her imaginary friend. But no ORDINARY imaginary friend, this imaginary friend also happens to not get along with her other imaginary friends. They are all shiny, happy spirits, that surround her in light, and cheer, while the Trent persona fades in and out of the darkness in her soul, sucking the light, color, and cheer from her world.
