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Topic: Simpsons Quotes!
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-06-2004 08:12:10 PM
What's your favorite Simpsons quote?
Sean
posted 06-06-2004 08:17:29 PM
I bent my Wookiee!
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-06-2004 08:42:50 PM
My cats breathe smells like cat food.

That guy has boobies like mommy.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-06-2004 08:53:54 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper painfully thought these words up:
breathe

Breath.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-06-2004 08:56:01 PM


I'm disrespectful to dirt!
Can you see I am serious!
Get out of my way, all of you!
This is no place for loafers.
Join me or die.
Can you do any less?
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.

Xyrra fucked around with this message on 06-06-2004 at 08:56 PM.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-06-2004 09:22:10 PM
We're here! We're Queer! Get used to it!
We are used to it, you do this every year.
Spoilsport!
Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 06-06-2004 09:52:50 PM
Everbody's hugging
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-06-2004 10:09:09 PM
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Ryutsuke
Pancake
posted 06-06-2004 10:12:11 PM
Knife-a goes in
Guts-a come out
Thats what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!
*blegh*
Ares
posted 06-06-2004 10:13:03 PM
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-06-2004 10:16:43 PM
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-06-2004 10:19:22 PM
Arrr. I hate the sea and everything in it.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Peter
Pancake
posted 06-06-2004 11:15:16 PM
A, that not a Knife, Tthis is a Knife!
Thats not a Knife, it's a spoon.
Ahh see you've played kifey spoony before.

We are experianceing some minor Godzilla related turbulance
---The Japan episode has to be one of the top ten episodes.

Alls we have to drink is Clam Juice and Mt. Dew.
Ahh urrrh gaahhh(Sounds of utter disjust) , I take a clam juice.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-06-2004 11:44:16 PM
quote:
Blah blah blah Callalron blah blah blah...
Arrr. I hate the sea and everything in it.

"How could you not see that ship?!"
"Arr.. Two glass eyes. *tink! tink!*"

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 01:43:34 AM
"That's impossible. No one can give more than 100%. By definition that is the most that anyone can give."
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-07-2004 01:46:35 AM
"Women are like refrigerators. Big and heavy outside and cold inside."
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 06-07-2004 01:57:41 AM
How frightfully rude! I hope someone stabs him in the eye...



Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-07-2004 02:03:00 AM
"Mr. Sulu, set course for home."
"Aye sir, setting course for Rigel Seve....err...I mean home."

"It's my first day!"

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-07-2004 02:08:01 AM
Duffman can't breathe. Ohno.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-07-2004 02:11:46 AM
Pfft, who needs English class? I'm not going to England.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-07-2004 02:12:08 AM
Duffman thinks this grass can use a little H-2-OH! Oh yeah!
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 02:55:00 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kael said:
Duffman thinks this grass can use a little H-2-OH! Oh yeah!

"That brown patch needs a little H-2-O! Oh yeah!"

Duff man's the best.

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 03:45:44 AM
"Duff Man is thrusting in the direction of the problem!"

"New.. feelings... brewing... in .. Duff Man! What would Jesus do!?"

EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 05:01:26 AM
"What happened? Did you guys screw up like The Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"

"Oh all the time... it was the title of our second album."

*holds up an album cover of the Be-Sharps walking on water a la Abbey Road*

Skaw
posted 06-07-2004 05:37:31 AM
Lisa: What if someone wanted nonalcoholic beer?

Apu: You know, that has never come up.

*Tal*
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 07:21:28 AM
quote:
Verily, Ares doth proclaim:
It tastes like burning
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
bob12121212
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 08:14:17 AM
Homer: AHHHH! COBRAS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Classmate 1: Bart, are the Cobras real?
Bart: Well, some are real, some are just robots filled with poison.

favorite #2

Bart: Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

Jet
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 09:20:30 AM
I am so smart SMRT I mean SMART...
Pair and Rena
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 10:19:43 AM
"Honey Roasted Peanuts! Ingredients..."

"Shut up, brain, before I stab you with a Q-tip!"

"Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, but help me with this and I'll drown you in beer."

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 06-07-2004 10:55:16 AM
"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."
"Me fail English, that's Unpossible."
Xyless
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 11:06:57 AM
"We must go forward not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!!!"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-07-2004 11:10:40 AM
Mmmmm, forbidden doughnut...
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-07-2004 01:19:57 PM
Homer: Can't build a float without flowers Ned,

Flanders: Hehe, true enough. But did you have to salt the earth, so nothing would ever grow again?

Homer: Hehe, yeah.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 06-07-2004 04:28:55 PM
"I had an onioun on my best, which was the style of the time..."
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 04:34:36 PM
I 'ate yer dog! I 'ate his little ears, I 'ate his little tail, I 'ate everything about him!*

Oh, you mean, you HATE him!

Aye! And I 'ate the mess he left on me carpet, too!

...

Ye 'eard me!
*This part is all wrong, but you get the idea.

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 06-07-2004 at 04:34 PM.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Legonaire
Pancake
posted 06-07-2004 04:49:46 PM
Not really a quote but it always cracks me up.

Clothing Store Attendant : Sir Other people are waiting for the dressing room !

Homer : Dressing Room ? Uhhhh Ohhhhhh

camera pans to Homer's feet with his pants around his ankles.

If animals weren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat ??
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 06-07-2004 05:13:35 PM
Moe: Homer, we have to go to Little Italy.

Homer: I'll get a little passport.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-07-2004 05:36:54 PM
Eight spices? Some of them MUST be doubles.

Or-e-gano? What the hell?

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-07-2004 07:47:28 PM
"It's always made me feel like a man, you know? Now all I have are my enormous genitals."
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