1) Age?
2) Sex?
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3c) Would Gydyon?
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
4) What are we having for dinner?
4a) I don't like vegetables.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
5a) To a nice restaurant?
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
6a) Is all your food still there?
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
8a) We should put her on a diet.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
10) Give me ten dollars.
10a) Please?
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Thank you for your participation.
2) Sex? Whenever I can.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? No, but I have gotten lucky in my Dr. Suess boxers before.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? I look hot in boxers, no matter whose they are.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Oh yes...
3c) Would Gydyon? No. I can't see Gyd wearing boxers with a elephant on them.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? nope.. I don't think so anyway..
4) What are we having for dinner? Saltines and Sprite
4a) I don't like vegetables. They put hair on your chest.
4b) I do like chicken, though. You are a breast man aren't you!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Absolutely.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Depends on if he is putting out.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Chinese
6) Please check your refrigerator. okay
6a) Is all your food still there? I have no food!
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? Nope.. but if there was one I would send it to buy me food!
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? He's a sneaky rascal..
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? uh..
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. 
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? I love him. I adore him. I want to watch him do yoga.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Just her boobs...
8a) We should put her on a diet. Diet is Die with a t.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? I love Bajah.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. I still love him.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. OMG SHARE!
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? who?
10) Give me ten dollars. sure, give me 20 first.
10a) Please? no!
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? no
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. meanie
10d) You have a mess to clean up. I don't do floors, windows, dishes or walls.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? We have a broom?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address: Does it have to be my underwear?
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2) Sex?
Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
No.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3c) Would Gydyon?
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
NA
4) What are we having for dinner?
Take a pound of egg noodles, prepare according to instructions, and drain. Add one can of condensed Cream of Chicken soup, stir and heat. Serve with shredded ColbyJack cheese, and garlic bread.
4a) I don't like vegetables.
I do (usually), but I don't have any around at the moment.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
I have some canned chicken I could add. But it's really not needed, and I'm saving that for something else.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
Maybe, but I doubt it.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
No.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Hell no. There aren't that many nice Italian restaurants around here, I don't want to be banned from them.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
Ok.
6a) Is all your food still there?
Yep.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
Nope.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
Only if he used an invisible monkey.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Yep.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
The suffering of people I don't personally know is often amusing to me. Such is the case here.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
I don't like most people. I tolerate them if I have to, but that's usually it.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
That need, like his need for food, will continue to go unfulfilled.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
No.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
Bad idea, unless it's an authentic Texas food only diet. I think she might go for that one, given that there's only one place for her to go to get that food.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
Much like the Amorphous Blob, I find that tall people with tophats give me wicked gas. So I'll go with the AB from S12 option.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
How can you expect me to think on my day off? Bastard...
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
In that case, my answer is Blue.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
She would be much hotter turned into a killer cyborg, doused in pitch, lit on fire, and sent into PETA headquarters to "have fun".
10) Give me ten dollars.
No.
10a) Please?
No. The Monopoly game is running low on funds after I sent most of the money to those preachers on TV. I can't afford to send any more of it out, or I'll lose Park Place.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
Wait, are you saying that you would be like a hog, ripping someone apart?
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
Well hell. If I don't get to see it, then it's surely not worth ten bucks.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
What else is new?
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
Behind the card table. Watch out for the cat's food and water bowls.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Sorry, fresh out of slaves. They were all short, and wearing those odd cheese-head hats. I was half asleep this morning, and ate them all. I thought they were Triscits or something. All my savings have been spent to order new slaves, but they're not here yet.
Do not ask about the underwear. You don't want to know.
1) Age?
20
2) Sex?
Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
Sort of, they aren't boxers
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
As well as any of my other pairs
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
Not as good as she would without them on I am quite sure
3c) Would Gydyon?
God I hope not
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
God I hope not
4) What are we having for dinner?
Hamburgers, BBQ'd by yours truly
4a) I don't like vegetables.
Understandable in most cases
4b) I do like chicken, though.
As you should
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
Well, he has eaten dinner with me on many, many occasions. If that is what you mean. I have also eaten dinner with him on many occasions as well.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
Honestly can't recall, mostly were family cooked meals
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Like the Olive Garden? It is like eating in the kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
6) Please check your refrigerator.
Done
6a) Is all your food still there?
Pretty sure, except for the cheese I grabbed from it and am eating now
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
If there is, it was pretty darn quiet while I ate it
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
With Drysart, I can never be sure
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Let me check... yes
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
This does not surprise me
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
Could be, deceptive bastard. I have the antidote he needs to live though, so it all works out.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
I am not quite sure what you are implying
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
Dear god Bajah, I don't think Parcelan can do that... oh wow... damn, nevermind...
8a) We should put her on a diet.
You must hate life
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
I have not questioned the blob yet about his likes and dislikes, so I cannot comment
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
Can I get a refund?
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
I doubt the pie would survive the trip via mail to the warm sunny beaches of Canada anyways
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
She can be, but most of the time isn't
10) Give me ten dollars.
No
10a) Please?
Well... still no
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
Doubtful
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
I hear prison is delightful this time of the year
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
Clean up a mess? I don't follow
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
Where the brooms are?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Thank you for your participation
2) Sex? ----- Yes please lol rofl I'm so witty.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? ----- I do.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? ----- I do!
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? ----- Hell yes.
3c) Would Gydyon? ----- Hell yes!
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? ----- Probably.
4) What are we having for dinner? ----- British Sunday Lunch.
4a) I don't like vegetables. ----- Tough.
4b) I do like chicken, though. ----- Tough.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? ----- If he was buying.
5a) To a nice restaurant? ----- No, to BK.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. ----- No, to BK.
6) Please check your refrigerator. ----- Just have.
6a) Is all your food still there? ----- Sure is.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? ----- Nope.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? ----- Drysart doesn't know where I live.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? ----- Sure did.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. ----- Tough.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? ----- Yep.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. ----- He has a perfectly fine hand.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? ----- Yep.
8a) We should put her on a diet. ----- Yep, a protien rich one lol rofl I'm so witty.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? ----- I love Bajah. Literally.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. ----- Tough.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. ----- I don't like pork.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? ----- No.
10) Give me ten dollars. ----- Give ME ten dollars.
10a) Please? ----- See 10.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? ----- No.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. ----- Hooray!
10d) You have a mess to clean up. ----- I'll use your head like a mop.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? ----- Sure do, but I already have my Parce-o-Mop.
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This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age? 969. Methuselah and I hid animal feces in the beds of Roman Emperors.
2) Sex? Now, in ancient rome, it wasn't uncommon....
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Of course!
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? I look good in anything.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Yes, but even better without them
3c) Would Gydyon? Why don't you ask him?
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? See previous response.
4) What are we having for dinner? Lobster Bisque, and Baby White Asparagus on Avocado Quiche. Also with it is a nice ravioli in white truffle sauce.
4a) I don't like vegetables. Uncultured swine.
4b) I do like chicken, though. I think you taste like chicken.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Depends if he has a shirt on or not.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Depends on the dress code and the last question's response.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Is there such a thing as a nice Chinese restaurant? Sigh...I'd go with Chinese anyway. Pasta goes right to Delid's thighs.
6) Please check your refrigerator. Lambs blood...check. Small children...check. Milk...damn, all out.
6a) Is all your food still there? I think Karnaj replaced the chocolate pudding with something less appetizing.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? By george, there is! I shall name him...Jennifer!
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? I wouldn't put it past that sly bugger...
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Not sure, I have a short attention sp- What was I saying again?
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. Maybe he should have eaten a well-balanced breakfast, duh.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? On days that don't end in "y".
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Don't we all?
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? She's as thin as Kekvit's wang.
8a) We should put her on a diet. We should put you on a diet!
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? It depends, since the amorphous blob was in my fridge until he escape several questions ago. He hasn't had time to aquaint himself with the entity known as "Bajah".
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. Whateva you say, Regis.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. Screw that, I want hotwings!
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
10) Give me ten dollars. *gives you $10....canadian!*
10a) Please? I just did =/
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Only if you did it while wearing a monkey mask, screaming "Die civil liberties, DIE!"
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. You sad little man.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. I just had to clean up after Karnaj :cry:
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Next to the shroom closet.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation.
2) Sex? Please.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Yes.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Oh, God, yes.
3c) Would Gydyon? Not really.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? . . .a very small one
4) What are we having for dinner? Spaghettios
4a) I don't like vegetables.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? No.
5a) To a nice restaurant? No.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Italian, if I had to choose.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
6a) Is all your food still there? No.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? Yes.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? That fucker.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Yes.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Yeah, diet time.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? As much as the Amorphous Blob.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Yes.
10) Give me ten dollars.
10a) Please? No.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Yes
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Down the hall, third door on the right. . .Pay no mind to the dead hookers.
It's not something people hear about.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age? - 17
2) Sex? - Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? - I have a pair that I enjoy wearing.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? - Uh, no. I have hairy legs.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? - More than likely.
3c) Would Gydyon? - More than likely not.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? - Unless he's secretly inside my pants, no.
4) What are we having for dinner? - Brats, I think.
4a) I don't like vegetables. - Neato Bandito.
4b) I do like chicken, though. - Too bad, we're having pig.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? - With the right bribe, yes.
5a) To a nice restaurant? - If he's paying.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. - I would like to know this difference.
6) Please check your refrigerator. - It's cold.
6a) Is all your food still there? - *eats stuff* Not anymore.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? - The monkey is in the pie.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? - He helped me bake it.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? - It was a hard question.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. - I'm always hungry, he can wait a bit.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? - I like bribes.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. - http://www.realdoll.com
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? - Zoltar says no.
8a) We should put her on a diet. - You go ahead and try that. Stileproject needs a new violent video.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? - Nah, maybe the one from Sector 10 though. I think he's just going through a phase though.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. - (_|_)
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. - I bet I could trade him some of my monkey pie for it.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? - 7
10) Give me ten dollars. - *gives 10 dollars*
10a) Please? - You should be polite in order.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? - That would be funny and I already gave you 10 dollars, so why the heck not. Make yourself useful.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. - ^___^
10d) You have a mess to clean up. - Ahh, shit. And I just got done scraping gum off the sidewalks.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? - Won't I need a mop?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address: = *Sends Parce a sock, 15 cents, and Y.O.T.C.*
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation. - No Problem
2) Sex? I'm a dude.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? No. I own holey ones though.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
3c) Would Gydyon?
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
I don't have lucky boxers dammit.
4) What are we having for dinner? Hmm...Chicken probably.
4a) I don't like vegetables. You're missing out.
4b) I do like chicken, though. Good. Chicken is nummy, versatile, and CHEAP!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Probably not.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Definitely no
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Probably Italian.
6) Please check your refrigerator. It's running...roflololol
6a) Is all your food still there? What little there is.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? No pie. *cry*
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? He probably stole my non-existant pie
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. He should go eat something.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Maybe.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. I'm not looking for that kind of love, though...
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? No.
8a) We should put her on a diet. No. 
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? No, Bajah is awesome.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. Still awesome
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. ...that sounds kinda nasty.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Moderately.
10) Give me ten dollars. Do I get goods or services in return?
10a) Please? Depends on what I get out of it.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? No, that's not polite.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Asshole. ^_^
10d) You have a mess to clean up. Me? You made it.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Yes. Why?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
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1) Age? -- 15
2) Sex? -- duder
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? -- Damn right
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? -- obv.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? -- obv.
3c) Would Gydyon? -- obv.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? -- Most likely
4) What are we having for dinner? -- Pizza
4a) I don't like vegetables. -- Me either
4b) I do like chicken, though. -- Chiken is good
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? -- I'll try anything once
5a) To a nice restaurant? -- Nah
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. -- Neither
6) Please check your refrigerator. -- done
6a) Is all your food still there? -- Yep
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? -- Not this time
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? -- Could be
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? -- Still thinkin
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. -- =\
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? -- If I didn't like him, why would I take him to dinner?
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. -- He would
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? -- ...
8a) We should put her on a diet. -- MMmm diet
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? -- that Blob hates him alot...
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. -- I'm thinkin careful
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. -- Ohnose
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? -- I'd hit it
10) Give me ten dollars. -- I don't even have ten dollars
10a) Please? -- I'll give you some pocket lint
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? -- I like hogs
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. -- The poor hogs
10d) You have a mess to clean up. -- it won't be the first time
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? -- Yes
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Thank you for your participation.
Done and done!
2) Sex? Femme~
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?No. I don't wear boxers.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?Seeing ashow they don't exist, probably not. I don't look good in much, as of yet. Contact me in about a year.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?Seeing as how Addy is gorgeous, she probably would if they existed. 
Luv, you, adday~
3c) Would Gydyon? Well, they are on-existant, so I really don't know.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? See the non-existant part? Yeah. He's not, because they don't exist.
4) What are we having for dinner? I don't know. Food, probably.
4a) I don't like vegetables. I do. I just ate half a bag of baby carrots. veggies are good for youuuu.
4b) I do like chicken, though. Good for you. I like it, too.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? I'm ridiculously poor, but if he wants a hamburger from Mcdonalds, then sure.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Depends on your definition of 'nice'. Seeing how Mcdonalds is better then a cardboard box with a moldy piece of bread, it's not too bad. 
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Yeah. Mcdonalds it is.
6) Please check your refrigerator. Why?
6a) Is all your food still there? I didn't check, but I'd assume so.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?Since there was no pie to start with, I'd hope not.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? Well, since there is no monkey, that's pretty unlikely.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Of course.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. When he gets his butt down to Ohio, I'll give him a burger. Yay for him.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? I'm kind of indifferent, really.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Good for him.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? .. probably not.
8a) We should put her on a diet. You go ahead and try and do that. I'll take you to the emergency room after.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? Seeing as how I don't hate him, then probably not.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. I already did. And I used my one answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. Well, I hope I answered right, then.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Yeah. She's hot in a cute way.
10) Give me ten dollars. I don't have 10 dollars to give you. ;_;
10a) Please? Sorry. And you can't hav it when I do get 10 dollars, either. I have to pay my creditcard bill.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? ...... no. A: That's murder, and you'd be in prison, and god knows, I can't afford the postage to send it to you in prison, and B: I don't have 10 dollars, remember?
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Good for you. Remember not to drop the soap.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. *looks around her room* You're right. I do. This place is a pit.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? We don't have a broom closet. So no.
Oh uh... a survey
1) Age? 18
2) Sex? M
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Let's pretend yes
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Ugly bastard; no
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Sure
3c) Would Gydyon? I'm twiglike, so probably not
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Maybe, if the elastic is good
4) What are we having for dinner? Sausage
4a) I don't like vegetables. ok
4b) I do like chicken, though. I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? No
5a) To a nice restaurant? No
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. No
6) Please check your refrigerator. Please wait.
...
...
...
Refrigerator checked.
6a) Is all your food still there? No, I ate some of it.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? There's neither a monkey nor a pie.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? It must be an invisible monkey... now I am confused!
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. No
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Absolutely
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. No
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Yep
8a) We should put her on a diet. Agreed
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? Uhh... Bajah's cool
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. ok
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. ono
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Sure
10) Give me ten dollars. No
10a) Please? No
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Nope.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Oh my
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Misplaced it
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Thank you for your participation.
No. Waisz fucked around with this message on 06-06-2004 at 07:03 PM.
quote:
Waisz's fortune cookie read:
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Maybe, if the elastic is good
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:
Gydyon's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
I'm not calling you fat; anyone who's got a normal sized waist is gonna find them to be tight.
1) Age?
37.. 38 one of those.
2) Sex?
Upon last check, male.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
No, for that is a silly idea.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
If I had a pair, which we've established I do not; no.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
I have no idea.
3c) Would Gydyon?
Still, no clue on how anyone would look in a pair of boxers designated "lucky".
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
No.
4) What are we having for dinner?
I have no idea what you are having, or what I shall be consuming for that matter.
4a) I don't like vegetables.
That's nice dear.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
I am filled with joy for your discovery.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
Perhaps.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
No, I'm cheap.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Burger King, they have tacos here you know.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
Why?
6a) Is all your food still there?
Oh, I see why now. Upon inspection, all is that should be, and some is there that really shouldn't be.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
I have no pie.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
While anything is possible, it is highly unlikely.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
That is an interesting bit of trivia.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
No, that is not true.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
I wish him luck in that whole "finding love" endevor.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
I have no clue as I lack photographic evidence.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
No, no. It is up to her, not this "we" you speak of.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
I have no hate for Bajah.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
I did, my response remains the same.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
That is a chance I shall take.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
I'm sure her living space has air conditioning.
10) Give me ten dollars.
No.
10a) Please?
No.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
No.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
I am so sorry to dash your hopes in such a cold manner.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
Yes, I do. But, perhaps later.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
I lack a broom closet.
2) Sex?
Female
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
I wear panties.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
Panties. 
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
They are panties, damnit! >O
3c) Would Gydyon?
*whistles*
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
Not if his wife has anything to say about it, I'm sure
4) What are we having for dinner?
I had steak and mushrooms (badger badger badger)
4a) I don't like vegetables.
Same
4b) I do like chicken, though.
OMG! Me too!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
No, he has to pay. I'm poor
5a) To a nice restaurant?
If he's paying. If not, it's McDonalds
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Both!
6) Please check your refrigerator.
Ok
6a) Is all your food still there?
I think so
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
No, no monkies can get my pie! >O
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
O______O
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Sure
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
Oh well, he can wait. 
I jsut ate
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
I don't know him that well.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
Awwww
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
Led ish tha sexah
8a) We should put her on a diet.
No.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
No.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
Pthhb
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
O_o; Sound icky
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
No. She's old..
10) Give me ten dollars.
I don't have any.
10a) Please?
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
No.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
You clean it, woman. >I
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
o.O Is that where the brooms go?
2) Sex? Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Damn, right I do.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Yes, yes she would.
3c) Would Gydyon? Uhhh, sure!
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? I sure hope not, I have them on...
4) What are we having for dinner? BLTs
4a) I don't like vegetables. That's a shame...
4b) I do like chicken, though. Oh! Chicken is good, BBQ chicken...
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? perhaps
5a) To a nice restaurant? no
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. I do enjoy chinese and Italian....maybe...
6) Please check your refrigerator. Okay
6a) Is all your food still there? Uh huh
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? THERE WAS PIE?!
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? no, I'd take the monkey, monkeys are great.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? yup
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. Poor Del
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Oh, I'm sorry, del
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Poor, Del, don't we all
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Naw, Led look good, Janus fat.
8a) We should put her on a diet. Diets are for other people.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? Naw, he's cool, I like his hat.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. that I do
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. eh, I'm not a big fan of pork.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? yes, yes I do.
10) Give me ten dollars. No, give me 10 dollars.
10a) Please? I need it more than you.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? No,
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. OH NOES!
10d) You have a mess to clean up. You clean it up...
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? I don't have one.
2) Sex?
Male.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
Yes.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
Very much so 
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
Addy has to stay 150 feet away from me at all times.
3c) Would Gydyon?
He has to pry them off my cold dead ass
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
No, I'm wearing them.
4) What are we having for dinner?
Something with steak. As for you, this somewhat moldy breadstick.
4a) I don't like vegetables.
Hay, me too.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
Hay, me too.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
Uh, no.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
Didn't I just say no?
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
I'll have orange chicken and white rice. He can have a fortune cookie. Two if he's good.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
Why?
6a) Is all your food still there?
Minus one can of Dew, that I just took.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
What pie? I have yet to pick a pie up.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
No, Drys can just ask for pie and I would share.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
I gave him a fortune cookie, shut the fuck up.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
That's his problem, not mine~
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
Who cares about that mother canucker?
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
No, not really.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
Wouldn't hurt to cut back on the chaos.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
No, Bajah is 
.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
Yes, that is my final answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
Ok.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
Meh.
10) Give me ten dollars.
No.
10a) Please?
Fine, clean my yard.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
Depends on your showmanship.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
Well then. No cash for you.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
That thing? I'm waiting for the mold to become self-aware. Then I'll kill it.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
What do I look like, a woman?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Yeah...hey. I got this block of unknown white powder I have no use for anymore, I'll send you that. Might be anthrax, might be coke, might be the ground up bones of my enemies. I dunno, I lost the label.
Thank you for your participation. Kael fucked around with this message on 06-06-2004 at 08:05 PM.
Yeah, whatever. Get off my lawn.
2) Sex?
It's excellent, thank you!
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
Anything that gets that close to my genitals should be considered lucky.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
I look good.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
Depends on if I'm in them, too?
3c) Would Gydyon?
... depends on if I'm in them, too.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
Nope, he's too far away
4) What are we having for dinner?
Hmm. That's a good question. How about Porkbelly Pie?
4a) I don't like vegetables.
Good man!
4b) I do like chicken, though.
Chickenbelly Pie... A new recipe!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
If he's paying, I'll drive.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
If he's paying, I'm driving to 5-Star and ordering some Escorts.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Italian!
6) Please check your refrigerator.
It's checked.
6a) Is all your food still there?
No, I ate some while I was there.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
That goddamn monkey
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
Anything is possible in the Matrix.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Indeed!
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
Tell him to get his wallet.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
He's alright, he just overcompensates too much.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
I'll see about getting him a ticket to Flagstaff, Arizona, then.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
She is toned and sexy. Did I mention toned?
8a) We should put her on a diet.
I'm thinking she would do well to feast on prairie dog.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
I hate Bajah!
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
My thoughts are always careful.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
Is it really famous? ^_^
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
Sure, why not.
10) Give me ten dollars.
*gives you ten dollars*
10a) Please?
No.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
No, that's when you'd give ME ten dollars.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
*takes back the ten dollars* See?
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
So do you.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
.seY
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
*mails off a pair of underoos from his childhood, a nickel, and Timpofee*
2) Sex? *checks* I'm still a girl! Yaaay!!
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Undies are just extra laundry.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? I don't have any!
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Uhm.. does Addy like to walk around nekkit?
3c) Would Gydyon? Same as above, sub Gyd's name for Addy's
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Not a single chance in the world!
4) What are we having for dinner? I don't know yet. I only got up an hour ago. Quit bugging me!!!
4a) I don't like vegetables. You poor thing, truly you're missing out on some of life's finer tastes!
4b) I do like chicken, though. Good for you!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? What, do I look desparate?
5a) To a nice restaurant? I already said no!
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Yes, I am aware of this fact, but I said no!
6) Please check your refrigerator. Yep, still in the kitchen.
6a) Is all your food still there? Holy shit, there's supposed to be food in there!?
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? No, we ate the monkey last night.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? Doubtful. I tend to notice strange people entering and exiting the apartment
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Quit bugging me!
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. *tosses a half eaten bag of Doritos over to Delid* There, happy now!?
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? I am entirely neutral on the matter at hand.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Good for him. Love's a pain in the ass, and he might just be better off without it!
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? All I ever talk to Led about is boobies. And they're not supposed to be skinny.
8a) We should put her on a diet. Her choice, not mine!
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? I hate no one. Well, that's not entirely true. But I don't hate Bajah!
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. It's behind the milk.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. I shall have to live with that as a possibility.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Pfft. She's always been more of a cute type, than a hot type.
10) Give me ten dollars. No.
10a) Please? I said NO!
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Nope!
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Well damn. I call dibs on her stuff!
10d) You have a mess to clean up. I'll just make someone else do it.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Yes.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
*ships off 5 cats, a half-eaten jawbreaker, and her roommate
2) Sex? Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Yes
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Most assuredly!
3c) Would Gydyon? Most definatly!
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Doubtful
4) What are we having for dinner? Casserole.
4a) I don't like vegetables. Tough shit.
4b) I do like chicken, though. Good!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Yes
5a) To a nice restaurant? No
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Chinese
6) Please check your refrigerator. kk
6a) Is all your food still there?
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? No
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? No
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. So?
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? No
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Well, there's always Snoota.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Ya. She's been slacking on the slaying of the bunnies.
8a) We should put her on a diet. Only 5 lbs of raw flesh a day.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? No
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. kkthxla~~~
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. Sad
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Eh.
10) Give me ten dollars. No
10a) Please? No
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? $5
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Uh-oh!
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? End of the hall to the right.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age? 19.
2) Sex? Male.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Not really.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? N/A. Although I look really weird in briefs.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Uh... no, because they'd be too big.
3c) Would Gydyon? Maybe?
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? DC 32.
4) What are we having for dinner? Chicken nuggets.
4a) I don't like vegetables.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? No.
5a) To a nice restaurant? No plus one.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. ...Italian?
6) Please check your refrigerator.
6a) Is all your food still there? No, because we turned it in. It was a rental.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? We had no pie.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? He did punch me in the leg.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Yes.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? She's been hitting the buffet line more than once.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? I think Bajah is cool.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. Red!
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Maybe?
10) Give me ten dollars.
10a) Please? Never.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Nah.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation.
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age?
18
2) Sex?
M
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
actualy yes
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
probably not
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
YES
3c) Would Gydyon?
probably not
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
not unless hes in my pants
4) What are we having for dinner?
steak
4a) I don't like vegetables.
Yes, waste of life support machines
4b) I do like chicken, though.
not really
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
if only to get him drunk
5a) To a nice restaurant?
if an irish pub is nice, then yes
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
neither, irish pub is nice enough
6) Please check your refrigerator.
k
6a) Is all your food still there?
no, i got a dew out of it.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
nope, pies are still there
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
what monkey
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
which part?
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
too bad
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
nah, hes from canada. His pitiful attemps at takeing over the world through subliminal messageing are quite comical
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
not from me. Or any liveing thing that i know.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
havent seen a pic yet
8a) We should put her on a diet.
dont know
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
Nope, and that amorphous blob is a pretty cool guy if you get to know him
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
too bad
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
thats ok, i like cow better
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
no.... wait, what does that have to do with bajah?
10) Give me ten dollars.
no
10a) Please?
no
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
no
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
no
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
no
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
no, wait.. 3rd door on the left
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation.
... NO
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
1) Age? 232) Sex? Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? No, I wash them all equally.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Depends on if I'm wearing anything else.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Maybe
3c) Would Gydyon? That sexy beast looks good in anything~
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Well, I am missing quite a few pairs of them...
4) What are we having for dinner? Omlettes stuffed with meat and other goodies.
4a) I don't like vegetables. I suppose I could take out the onions and peppers.
4b) I do like chicken, though. Well, we can't have that bacon, ham and hashbrowns to get lonely in there, do we!
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? If he was paying.
5a) To a nice restaurant? See above.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. See above.
6) Please check your refrigerator. Done.
6a) Is all your food still there? Is that what's supposed to be in there?
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? My pie!
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? That damn dirty, ape!
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Can't you read, ya rodent?
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. Not my fault he got lost trying to find my house.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? I like him as much as you do.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. I really don't swing that way... you know... Canadian.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Yes.
8a) We should put her on a diet. And monitor her progress via hidden cameras in her house and truck.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? I don't give a fuck what the Blob thinks about anyone. The bastard owes me money.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. Oh right. I don't hate Bajah.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. I could live with that.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Yes but what's she got to do with Bajah?
10) Give me ten dollars. Alright. I'll need twenty from you first.
10a) Please? Twenty dollars first.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Nah.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Oh well. More oxygen for me.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. Ain't my mess, buster.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Couldn't tell you. This isn't my house.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation.
*sends Parce a pair of underwear than hasn't fit him in 10 years, two dollars, and a gay Philipino.*
1) Age? 23
2) Sex? Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?No
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? If I had them, yes.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Probably again assuming I had a pair.
3c) Would Gydyon? Sure why the hell not.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Since I don't have any, no.
4) What are we having for dinner? Chicken Tacos
4a) I don't like vegetables. I only have cheese salsa and sour cream on them anyway.
4b) I do like chicken, though. What a coincidence.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? No.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Hell No.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Which one would have the biggest chance of serving him as an appetizer.
6) Please check your refrigerator. Okay.
6a) Is all your food still there? Yes.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? No pie
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? Yes.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. Why should I care?
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? Yes.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. Anyone but me.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? No.
8a) We should put her on a diet. Hell no.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? I don't hate Bajah.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. Really?
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. Do I want any?
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Hmm can't place her.
10) Give me ten dollars. No.
10a) Please? I'm broke.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Definatly not then.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. You are a sick man putz.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. Ewwww.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Down the hall to the left.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2
Thank you for your participation.
2) Sex? Male.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes, black and red plaid.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? - Yes.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? - Oh yes.
3c) Would Gydyon? - If they fit...
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? - If he is, he's just spent over $600 on plane tickets.
4) What are we having for dinner? - Mongolian Beef.
4a) I don't like vegetables. - Pick 'em out.
4b) I do like chicken, though. - We still have some leftover Honey Glazed Chicken from the Chinese place in the fridge...
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? - No.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
6) Please check your refrigerator. - Done
6a) Is all your food still there? - Yes
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? - We don't have any pie.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? - Yep.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. - Tough.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? - He doesn't need to know.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. - There's always good ol' Righty...
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? - Not necessarily.
8a) We should put her on a diet. - You try, I'll watch.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? - Don't h8 Bajah at all, quite the opposite.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. - All righty.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. - Ok.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? - Yaes.
10) Give me ten dollars. - Nope.
10a) Please? - No.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? - No.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. - And did you then serve her with an apple in her mouth?
10d) You have a mess to clean up. - Indeed, I just got back from AZ, helping with the move in. The mess is still there, since most of our wood floors and appliances are being refurbished, and most of our stuff is crammed into the living room.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? - Don't know which box the brooms are in...
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Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age? 17
2) Sex? Male
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Yes
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? Very!
3c) Would Gydyon? Hell yes!
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? Indeed
4) What are we having for dinner? I dunno...make my dinner, bitch
4a) I don't like vegetables. Not even as...toys?
4b) I do like chicken, though. Do you like Chappelle's show, huge amounts of bass, and rap music too?
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Only if he wore a silly hat
5a) To a nice restaurant? A really big silly hat
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Chinese
6) Please check your refrigerator. 'Kay
6a) Is all your food still there? No, I removed a brownie and some chicken.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? ...Actually, yes.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? Well, who else would do it?
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? Yes
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. *Pats Delid* Here, eat this puppy.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? I
Delid
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. *Bends over*
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? Of course!
8a) We should put her on a diet. Nah, it's fun to point and laugh
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? Amorphous blob
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. Onoes!
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? Meh
10) Give me ten dollars. Maybe later
10a) Please? Fine, you owe me a BJ later
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? Yes
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. Uh...
10d) You have a mess to clean up. *Calls Delid*
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Not while I'm this drunk! (May not actually be drunk right now)
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
ParceCorp Unlimited
50506070 North Bakerman Street
85646
Coach-Z-Coach-Z-1-2-1-2Thank you for your participation.
2) Sex?
God, I wish.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
If you're really getting lucky, you wouldn't have your boxers on by that point, now would you?
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
I think I look good in boxers. But whenever I try to get a cute girl to tell me if I look better with our without boxers, I get arrested.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
She would look so good, she shouldn't wear anything else.
3c) Would Gydyon?
Even better than Addy. So take them from Addy and give them to him.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
Maybe. I know I'm not.
4) What are we having for dinner?
I'm gonna rip a chunk of flesh off of some large carnavore after I kill it, and eat it. Maybe some pasta too.
4a) I don't like vegetables.
I avoid vegetables. You are what you eat, and I don't want to be a vegetable.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
Ah, chicken. The tuna of the land.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
Sure.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
Heck yah. It's easier to run out on a check if there's a patsy to take the fall.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know.
Chinese. I don't want to be mistaken for Garfield, after all.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
I have a refrigerator?
6a) Is all your food still there?
I have food in the house?
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
Why, there is! I guess I have food after all.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
No, but I bet he poisioned it. You know how he feels about us fuzzballs.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
Yep.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
But all the places around here are closed at the moment. Tell him to eat some ramen.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
I like him lots!
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
... but I don't like him in that way, thank you.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
No, not at all. In fact, I would say that she weighs much less than the weapon she's aiming at my head in case I give the wrong answer. Sleek, lean, and toned, that's our Led.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
You're more then welcome to try, just let me get out of the blast radius first.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
Bajah steals the women, and they love him for it. I try to steal the women, and I get arrested and slapped with restraining orders. So, I would say that I don't hate him so much as envy him and wish I knew how he does it. Basically, the same complaint as I'm sure you have, so as much as you.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
Thought about it, still the same answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
Wait, is the pie how he does it? Damn, I need to know how to make that.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
Ehh.
10) Give me ten dollars.
Sorry, I only have plat.
10a) Please?
Sorry. Gold, silver, plat. Those I can do, but I can't give you paper money.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
I would give Beauchan 10 plat if she slaughterd you like a hog. But not the other way around.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
Dude, you're as bad as my warder.
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
Eh, just leave it on the floor. After the 5 second rule is up, Japolo usually helps himself to it.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
I have a broom?
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
You can have the underwear once Gydyon's done wearing it.
You can have the life savings once I'm done with it.
The slave is in the mail.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
edit: and I don't get that ticket to Flagstaff, Arizona thing Bajah said...
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Edit3: Nae -
Ares - Delidgamond fucked around with this message on 06-07-2004 at 01:40 AM.
1) Age? -- 23.
2) Sex? -- Male, recently, and it was hawt.
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? -- Yes, I'm wearing them right now.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? -- I daresay I do.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? -- Probably. She'd also probably look better out of them.
3c) Would Gydyon? -- I'd buy that for a dollar.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? -- Unless he and I are extremely close and I don't know it, I'd have to go with no.
4) What are we having for dinner? -- Had a lovely pasta bake. It was delicious.
4a) I don't like vegetables. -- Sounds like a personal issue.
4b) I do like chicken, though. -- Keep your sexual habits in your bedroom przkthxla~
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? -- Only if he put out afterwards
5a) To a nice restaurant? -- Only if he put out afterwards
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. -- I'd have to go with Chinatalian.
6) Please check your refrigerator. -- Done.
6a) Is all your food still there? -- Yes. There's a pudgy prarie dog proof lock on the fridge.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? -- No, but then again, he can go anywhere, 'coz he's the monkey.
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? -- Yes, but only because he stole the dark elf maiden I had hidden away in the fridge.
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? -- Yes.
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. -- I'm gettin' hungry, too. HUNGRY FOR LOVIN'.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? -- It sure is.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. -- I'll bet.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? -- phat, my dear. say it with me: Let's getting a little phat.
8a) We should put her on a diet. -- Good luck with that.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? -- I want to see him naked.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. -- I know.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. -- Can I have some of his poonie pie instead?
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? -- Not so much, no.
10) Give me ten dollars. -- Hah! Give me 20, I'll give you 5.
10a) Please? -- Only if you blow me.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? -- Probably not.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. -- Ok, definately not.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. -- No, YOU have a mess to clean up. What a stupid thing to say to me.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? -- I was in it for years.
Once finished, please send your underwear, your life savings and one slave of any race, color or creed to the following address:
Thank you for your participation.
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Thank you for your participation. Please be sure to answer all questions carefully, choosing the best answer for each question.1) Age? Barely Bloomin 18! (yaaaah Ace of Base)
2) Sex? Yes please ^_^ (female)
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers? Yes, actually I do. They're spongebob.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers? I like to think so.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers? I think so.
3c) Would Gydyon? um... sure!
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now? no. They're in the wash.
4) What are we having for dinner? Bedrock Bistro.
4a) I don't like vegetables. That's nice.
4b) I do like chicken, though. That's nice.
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner? Maybe.
5a) To a nice restaurant? Maybe.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a difference, you know. Chinese... I can't eat Italian save for pizza.
6) Please check your refrigerator. IT's empty
6a) Is all your food still there? Like I said. (see 6)
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been? OMG YAES HOW DID YOU KNOW>
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you? possibly... *shify eyes*
7) Did you answer question 5 yet? yassah!
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know. I know.
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true? no.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love. That's nice.
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think? NEVAR!
8a) We should put her on a diet. nah, she's great the way she is.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does? neither. he's a nice guy.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer. OHSHI
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie. OHSHI x 2
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot? YAES.
10) Give me ten dollars. no. I'm broke enough as it is.
10a) Please? sorry.
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog? WAITASECOND.
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it. no you didn't.. I'm right here.
10d) You have a mess to clean up. NO.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is? Yes
* 23
2) Sex?
* Girly
3) Do you have a lucky pair of boxers?
* .. yes.. I do.. but they're not mine.
3a) Do you look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
* Me? No, the owner does tho.
3b) Would Addy look good in your lucky pair of boxers?
* No. She can stay away from them.
3c) Would Gydyon?
* Hmmm.. probably so. Gyd is oh so GQ.
3d) Is there a chance that Gydyon is wearing your lucky pair of boxers right now?
* If he is, he's got a lot of explaining to do.
4) What are we having for dinner?
* Chicken noodle soup
4a) I don't like vegetables.
* Too bad! You have to eat some of your veggies or no booze.
4b) I do like chicken, though.
* Mmmm chicken
5) Would you take Delidgamond out to dinner?
* Sure, nobody should have to eat alone.
5a) To a nice restaurant?
* What? One of them fancy like places? Well hot dog! Sure.
5b) A nice Chinese restaurant or a nice Italian restaurant? There's a
difference, you know.
* Lets go for Chinese.
6) Please check your refrigerator.
* Oh alright.
6a) Is all your food still there?
* Yup.
6b) Is there a monkey where your pie should have been?
* ... I had pie?!
6c) Is it possible that Drysart put that monkey there to confuse you?
* Where did Drysart get this monkey from?
7) Did you answer question 5 yet?
* Uh huh
7a) Delidgamond's getting hungry, you know.
* Poor Delid. Won't anyone think of the Delid?!
7a(2)) He thinks you don't like him. Is that true?
* Of course not. I find him to be very nice.
7a(3)) He's a likable guy, you know. He just needs someone to love.
* *loves on Delid*
8) Led's getting a little fat, don't you think?
* Not at all.
8a) We should put her on a diet.
* If she goes on a diet, then so do you.
9) Do you hate Bajah as much as I do or as much as the Amorphous Blob from Sector 12 does?
* Nope, I like Bajah too.
9a) Think carefully, you get only one answer.
* I thought it over, and I'll stick with my first answer.
9b) If you answer wrong, you probably won't get any of Bajah's famous porkbelly pie.
* That's okay, he can have it.
9c) Do you think Sandra Bullock is hot?
* Nah.
10) Give me ten dollars.
* Oh sure, let me break out my penny jar.
10a) Please?
* Hang on.. I'm counting..
10b) Would you give me ten dollars if I slaughtered Beauchan like a hog?
* NO!!! But I'll give you ten dollars if you don't slaughter her!
10c) I hope you answered yes, because I already did it.
* 
10d) You have a mess to clean up.
* Did I make it? No, clean it up your damn self.
10e) Do you know where the broom closet is?
* Do you?
