(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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(1) If there is no God then we're all going to die.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
...we are all going to die. That's a shitty argument even for a joke.
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Jens spewed forth this undeniable truth:
That's a shitty argument even for a joke.
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JooJooFlop's fortune cookie read:
Anyone who's read Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy knows if you actually prove God's existence he will cease to exist.
And here's a mp3 for those that haven't. 
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219. ARGUMENT FROM ALL YOUR BASE1) Someone set up us the bomb.
2) We get signal.
3) Main screen turn on.
4) How are you, gentlemen.
5) All your base are belong to us.
6) What you say!
7) You have no chance to survive make your time.
8) Ha ha ha ha....
9) Move *zig.*
10) You know what you're doing.
11) For great justice, take off every *zig.*
12) Therefore, God exist.
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269. ARGUMENT FROM ORGASM1) I don't arbitrarily call out names.
2) And yet last night, I screamed God's name on multiple occasions.
3) Therefore, God exists.
So, if I scream my own name out in the throes of passion, does that make me God? 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:No, but it proves you exist.
Karnaj needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Two of my favorites:So, if I scream my own name out in the throes of passion, does that make me God?
ARGUMENT FROM UNDERPANTS GNOMES
1) Steal all of the world's religious idols
2)
3) GOD EXISTS!
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133. ARGUMENT FROM THE FOUNDING FATHERS1) The Founding Fathers were Christians.
2) Yes they were.
3) Yes they were.
4) YES THEY WERE!!!
5) Well anyway, the Founding Fathers were really smart, so they MUST have been Christians!
6) (And anyway, Deists are really Christians, they just haven't figured it out yet.)
7) Therefore, God exists.
*coughs*
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Noxhil had this to say about Cuba:
*coughs*
hahahaha
1) If there is a designer, then God must exist.
2) If I find a watch in a forest, there must be a designer
3) *throws watch into forest*
4) Therefore, God exists.
somehow I found this hilariously funny.
160. ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK
1) Resistance is futile.
2) You will be assimilated.
3) Therefore, God exists.
1) Suprmdl sks lv-in bdygrd. 1 bdrm apt.
2) Thr4 Gd xsts.
I see the light!
1) The truth is out there.
2) God is the truth.
3) Ergo, God is out there.
4) Therefore, God exists.
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
Two of my favorites:
I figured this one was all you:
10. ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God
exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to
understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be
uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.
1) God is too stupid to do anything about the horrendous evil and suffering in the world.
2) God made man in his image.
3) I am stupid.
4) Therefore, God exists.
