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Topic: David....Hassellhoff....?
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 06-01-2004 06:05:00 PM
Link!

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 06-01-2004 06:09:09 PM
Hassel The Hoff!
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-01-2004 06:12:21 PM
Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 06-01-2004 06:22:35 PM
dear god tell me this is some big joke.... please >_<
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 06-01-2004 06:44:57 PM
It's rap. It can't get much worse anyways.
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 06-01-2004 07:40:28 PM
quote:
Jessica Rabbit v2.0 had this to say about Optimus Prime:
dear god tell me this is some big joke.... please >_<

Not a joke at all hun.

I heard it on the news last week >_<

By the way, take me off ignore you silly person

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 06-01-2004 08:31:59 PM
I dont know how...
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-02-2004 03:15:32 AM
This sounds like a revolution.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-02-2004 04:09:30 AM
quote:
Xyrra attempted to be funny by writing:
It's rap. It can't get much worse anyways.

Ice T is one of the few rappers that are still cool. Besides, he launched Everlast's career back in the 80s! I will forever love him for it.

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 06-02-2004 05:57:56 AM
HEY SNOOTA

L.G.B.N.F.

If anybody else gets that... YER FUCKIN OLD.

Cass
Pancake
posted 06-02-2004 08:46:47 AM
(covers her ears and curls up in the corner)
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-02-2004 02:17:29 PM
quote:
Verily, Tal NSFW!! doth proclaim:
HEY SNOOTA

L.G.B.N.F.


No thank you sir.

Add your wife into the equation and I'll ponder it, however.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-02-2004 02:30:43 PM
I thought it was LAGNAF. . . ?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-02-2004 02:33:27 PM
quote:
Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
I thought it was LAGNAF. . . ?

It's an old Ice T song. It was a love song titled, 'Girls, L.G.B.N.F.' It's a love song and sounds like a real love song, until the end you discover L.G.B.N.F. stands for Let's Get Butt Naked and Fuck.

Same concept though.

Snoota fucked around with this message on 06-02-2004 at 02:34 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-02-2004 02:52:42 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Pirotess:
It's an old Ice T song. It was a love song titled, 'Girls, L.G.B.N.F.' It's a love song and sounds like a real love song, until the end you discover L.G.B.N.F. stands for Let's Get Butt Naked and Fuck.

Same concept though.


Oops--I guess I showed even more age: LAGNAF was well before Ice T.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-02-2004 06:03:07 PM
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 06-02-2004 06:09:13 PM
At least it'll be big in Germany.
"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Lesage
APPROVED
posted 06-02-2004 08:40:35 PM
*blinks* I really thought Vallo was kidding when he told me about this. Good...God...Save us all. Hassel the Hoff. Damn that's almost as good as William Hung. I think I just may buy this guys CD!
Premarital sex isn't worth it! You can catch AIDS, or cancer, or testicle weevils, or a bad body image or rickets. You know what IS worth it? Making love to Jesus. Because you can't knock Him up and He'll never ask what you're thinking – cuz He already knows!
^^Good times there!

Still always, Not-Dude.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-03-2004 07:06:39 AM
Germans love David Hasslehoff!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-03-2004 07:11:18 AM
Yeah, I was waiting for that to come up.

The only person who thinks that David Hasslehoff is overly popular in Germany is David Hasslehoff.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-03-2004 07:17:43 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yeah, I was waiting for that to come up.

The only person who thinks that David Hasslehoff is overly popular in Germany is David Hasslehoff.


And Norm MacDonald.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-03-2004 07:57:48 AM
quote:
From Hasselhoff's official website:
"May 26, 2004....Message from David"...Well, the pilot didn't get picked up by ABC and while that's a bummer it is also good in that I'll have more time for a possible tour and more promotion for the 'America' album. I'll hopefully have some dates and info for you soon on that front. Also, I've got a funny part in the new Ben Stiller 'Dodgeball' movie, so be on the lookout for that. Remember, keep smiling! More updates soon! Love, David. p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started! -D."

It's a joke hun.

Black fucked around with this message on 06-03-2004 at 07:58 AM.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-03-2004 07:58:40 AM
Aha....
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-03-2004 08:28:24 AM
quote:
Verily, Black doth proclaim:
It's a joke hun.

So, I was stabbing my brain with a fork for no reason?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
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