This finally passes and I choke down something to eat and get a little better.
Skip forward about 10 hours to 7:30. I start to get hungry again. And I figure what the hell I am gonna Fix a Pizza. But of course I am out of Mozzarella. Off to Wal Mart I go, god I hate Wal Mart.
Anyway. On the way back I am driving along talking to a friend when I hear what sounds like a gunshot. Of course it wasn't' a gunshot, it was my Front right tire blowing out. Great!
This is easily fixable. There is a spare in the trunk right? Yep. Nice full sized spare. So off comes the big wing nut... Umm.. Come on off you stupid wing nut. WHY THE FUCK ARN"T YOU TURNING!
A closer inspection reveals a nice coating of rust on the bolt holding the tire in place.
So I have to call my family and have them bring out my tool box. A little over an hour later I finally managed to change the stupid tire and get home. In the process I cut up my hand on the jack since it was as rusted as the bolt had been.
And on top of all this tomorrow would have been the day I was getting married. Don't get me wrong, I am glad I am not marrying her now. However it is still a bit rough to be alone with what the day should have been.
Don't worry, now that you've got the bad day out of the way the rest of your week will be good.
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So quoth Blindy.:
Don't worry, now that you've got the bad day out of the way the rest of your week will be good.
Or it could have been a prologue.
Tomorrow is another day.
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Or it could have been a prologue.
If the week gets worse you are so on my hit list. 
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I bet you never expected Azizza to say:
If the week gets worse you are so on my hit list.
If that comment had came from anyone that wasn't you, i'd think it was a joke.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Azizza was all like:
If the week gets worse you are so on my hit list.
por quoi?
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Azizza was naked while typing this:
If the week gets worse you are so on my hit list.
He's right, though. Tomorrow, a gay couple is going to invite you to their marriage, and they'll be using your lawn for the reception. Then you find what is apparently a lucky penny - but then the day is ruined by the declaration that, due to separation of church and state, you may no longer sprinkle water on your guns.
Politics aside I hope only the "find a lucky penny" part happens. And hey...I'm glad at least your family could come by and help you off the road, if nothing else.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
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Snoota's account was hax0red to write:
If it makes you feel any better, I work at McDonald's.
If it makes you feel any better, I work at the Italian equivalent of McDonald's.
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This one time, at Snoota camp:
If it makes you feel any better, I work at McDonald's.
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So quoth Vallo:
If it makes you feel any better, I work at the Italian equivalent of McDonald's.
Child care center. I fished trash out of a dumpster last week, my only hint as to what bag to find? I was to look for the one with used diapers. Feel better Azzy. 
